well... I got nothin' to say but... enjoy.
disclaimer: I own neither Inuyasha, nor The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. But I'm a huge fan of both :)
The Suite Life of Akago and Haku
Akago Hitomi as Zack Martin
Hakudoushi (Haku) Hitomi as Cody Martin
Kagura Hitomi as Carey Martin
Kagome Higurashi as Maddie Fitzpatrick
Kikyo Hitokage as London Tipton
Koga Ookami as Mr. Moseby
episode 1: The Ghost of Suite 613
(scene: The Hitomi family suite)
Kagura enters and sees the living room floor. Or lack thereof, considering Haku and Akago's stuff all over the place.
Kagura: Guys! Come out here!
Haku comes out of his room.
Haku: Yeah?
Kagura: When I left, there was a floor in here. I'd like it back.
Haku: (groan) Fine.
Kagura goes into another room, and Haku starts picking stuff up.
Haku: Next thing you know, she'll be making me take a bath or something--
A hand suddenly comes out of the mess and grabs Haku's wrist, and he falls over as he screams.
Akago pops out laughing his head off.
Akago: Gotcha!
Haku: (after catching his breath) No. Got you!
He then pulls Akago down by his ankle and shoves his face into the floor, sitting on top of him.
Akago: Hey! Ow! OW! (and so on)
Kagura comes back in and sees the two.
Kagura: ...Haku, why are you cleaning the carpet with your brother's face? Although if it gets out the stain...
Haku gets up.
Haku: Mom, Akago scared me!
Akago gets up.
Akago: Hey, it's not my fault you're such an easy target!
Kagura groans and stands between the two.
Kagura: Akago, you know Haku's...
She looks at Haku, then back at Akago.
Kagura: ...sensitive.
Haku rolls his eyes.
Kagura: Why do you always do this to him?
Akago: I'm his brother. I'm just doin' my job.
Kagura: Well you're fired. Now both of you, clean this up.
Haku and Akago: (groan) Fine.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
(scene: Hitokage lobby)
Akago, Haku, Kikyo, and Kagome are standing by the candy counter. Ginta is helping a couple checking in.
Akago: Hey, guys, watch this.
He hits a button on a remote control. Ginta bends over to pick up the couple's suitcase, when a farting noise comes from his... uh, y'know. He immediately shoots back up to see the couple staring at him.
Ginta: I-it wasn't me. I swear!
He bends over again.
(poot)
Ginta stands back up.
(poot)
Koga walks over.
Koga: Ginta, you mind excusing yourself?
(poot)
Koga: Now?
Ginta: But, Mr. Ookami, it isn't--
(poot)
Ginta: me!
Koga: Yeah, keep telling yourself that. We'll discuss your--
(poot)
Koga: problem later.
Ginta walks down a small staircase, the noise returning each time he takes a step. Finally, he walks over to Akago, who's cracking up, and pulls a tape recorder out of his back pocket.
Ginta: Akago, I'm getting a little sick of your jokes.
Akago: Sorry, Ginta. I promise I'll stop.
Ginta: Thank you.
He walks away.
(poot)
Ginta glares back at Akago.
Akago: Right after that.
Ginta continues to walk away, this time uninterrupted.
Kikyo: That was pretty good, Akago.
Akago: Yeah. Almost as good as when I freaked out Haku this morning.
Haku: I was not freaking out!
Akago: Aw, c'mon. You were white as a sheet!
Kikyo: (gasp) Don't tell me you saw the ghost in suite 613!
Haku and Akago look at her, surprised.
Akago: There's a ghost in the hotel?
Kikyo nods. Kagome shakes her head. Akago goes with Kikyo's response.
Akago: Cool! I'm there!
Haku: I-I'm not.
Akago looks at him.
Akago: What's wrong? You're not scared, are you?
Haku: ...N-no. It's just... I just ate! And, you're supposed to wait half an hour after eating before exploring the supernatural.
Kagome: Haku, there is no ghost.
Kikyo: Wrong. As usual. I have seen this ghost. It was so scary, I dropped my new purse. And left it there!
Kagome raises her eyebrows, suddenly slightly interested.
Kagome: With... money in it?
Kikyo: Oh, just the 100,000 yen every kid gets for allowance--
She suddenly notices everyone else rushing to the elevator.
Kikyo: Hey! Just because I don't need it doesn't mean it's not mine!
She squeezes in at the last minute.
(a/n: that's about the Japanese equivalent of a thousand dollars. I looked it up.)
(scene change: the hall on the 13th floor)
Kikyo, Akago, Haku, and Kagome pour out of the elevator and smack into a passing cart, being steered down the hall by the old woman from ep. 85. I believe her name was Haraiya, correct me if I'm wrong.
Haraiya: Hey, watch it! I got three clock radios and a DVD player hidden in there!
Akago: Haraiya, do you know how to get to suite 613?
Haraiya: It's down the hall. But if you value your life, don't go in there.
Akago: Let's go!
Haku grabs Akago's arm.
Haku: Let's not!
Akago flings him off, and Haku slams into Haraiya's cart again.
Haraiya: On second thought, here's the key.
She takes a key out of her pocket and gives it to Kagome.
Kikyo: Told you there was a ghost.
Haraiya nods.
Haraiya: Her name was Enju, and she was beautiful. And rich.
Kikyo: Oh, think me! Except not as pretty. And probably less money. And dead.
Haraiya slightly rolls her eyes.
Haraiya: Anyway, in 1942, she and her husband checked into the Hitokage on their honeymoon night.
Kikyo: And the next day, he went off to war. Enju waited three years for him, but he never came back.
Haraiya glares at her.
Akago: So he died in battle?
Kikyo: No, he--
Haraiya covers her mouth with a feather duster
Haraiya: He met some Italian chick and opened a pizza parlor with her in Florence.
She moves the duster, and Kikyo spits a feather out of her mouth.
Kikyo: Enju was so mad, she threw the silver hairbrush he'd given her at the mirror.
Haraiya: The mirror shattered, and a shard flew out. And that was the end of that.
She runs her index finger across her neck.
Haraiya: Well, have fun.
She leaves with the cart.
Akago: Oh, I will!
He turns around, and smacks into someone wearing a welding mask. Everyone screams as the guy stumbles a bit. When they stop, the guy lifts the mask to reveal Hakkaku.
Hakkaku: Sorry.
Akago: ...Hakkaku, why are you walking around the hotel wearing a welding mask?
Hakkaku: Gives me an air of mystery.
He flips the mask back down, and speaks in a Darth Vader voice.
Hakkaku: The force is strong with this one.
He flips it back up and smiles.
Haku: Have you ever seen the ghost?
Hakkaku: Nope. Although I have seen Haraiya in a hairnet...
He shudders, then walks toward an elevator.
Hakkaku: Well, if you'll excuse me, I have to deal with something really scary: The toilet in 620.
Everyone gasps.
Hakkaku flips his mask back down, turns around, and smacks into the wall. As he stumbles, everybody leaves.
Hakkaku: Wait up, Koga!
(scene change: outside suite 613)
Kagome sticks the key into its proper hole in the door, but nothing happens when she tries to turn the knob.
Kagome: It's stuck.
Haku: (quickly) Oh well, too bad, let's go.
Haku goes to walk away when the door creaks open.
Kikyo: It's the ghost!
She runs behind Haku.
Haku: No!
He runs behind Kikyo.
Kikyo: No!
She runs behind Haku.
Haku: Stop!
He runs behind Kikyo.
Kikyo: Stop!
She runs behind Haku.
Kagome: Both of you, stop! Obviously, I loosened the lock, and the wind opened the door!
The door opens entirely.There's a moment of silence as everyone stares in shock. Akago nods his head towards the doorway.
Akago: (quietly) C'mon.
He walks inside, the others following him.
(scene change: inside 613 (duh))
Haku: Creepy in here.
Akago sees a portrait on the wall of a young woman.
Akago: Is that her?
Kikyo: Yup. That's the ghost of suite 613.
She looks around the room, then does a double-take.
Kikyo: Check out the broken mirror.
She points to a shattered full-length mirror.
Kagome looks out the balcony window.
Kagome: Check out the gargoyle.
She points to a gargoyle on the roof a few feet away.
Haku: Check out of this room!
He goes to run away, but Akago grabs him by the shirt.
Kagome: Haku, it's just a statue used to ward off evil spirits. My grandpa uses them all the time.
Haku: Even the guy who designed this hotel knew it was haunted.
Kikyo suddenly hears some kind of unidentifiable shivering noise and taps Kagome's shoulder.
Kikyo: Do you hear that?
Kagome nods. Akago looks to his side and rolls his eyes.
Akago: That's Haku's teeth.
Haku is then seen, his teeth obviously chattering. Akago smacks his hand underneath Haku's chin, and he stops.
Kagome: Haku, just relax. There is no ghost in this hotel.
The door slams shut, everybody screams, and Haku jumps into Kagome's arms
Kagome: O O
Haku holds out the scream a little longer before realizing he jumped onto Kagome.
Kagome: Welcome back.
After a small awkward silence, he gets down.
Kagome: As I was saying, there is no ghost-- (gasp) but I do see a purse!
Kikyo: Hey, that's mine!
Everyone runs to get the purse. Kagome gets there first and holds it above her head.
Kagome: Finders keepers, losers weepers!
Kikyo holds out her hand.
Kikyo: Gimme the loot, or you get the boot.
Kagome groans and hands Kikyo the purse. Kikyo looks in the purse and gasps.
Kikyo: The ghost stole my money! She is so dead.
Something starts thumping outside the door.
Akago: ...Do you guys hear something?
Kikyo: O O It's the ghost! Uh... (nervous laugh) sorry about the dead joke.
Kagome, Akago, and Haku all walk closer to the door. The thumping gets louder. Haku turns around.
Haku: Kikyo, save me!
Haku runs toward Kikyo, who's standing in shock, her hands covering her mouth. Haku then tries to jump into her arms. Only problem: He misses.
Haku: Ah!
THUD!
The door suddenly opens, and everyone screams. Akago and Kagome grab onto each other (shudder), as do Haku and Kikyo. Akago and Kagome stop screaming and holding each other though, when they see it's Koga. Haku and Kikyo don't. When they finally do, though, Koga is sticking his finger in his ear.
Koga: Well, thanks. And just so ya know, you two owe me a hearing aid!
Kikyo and Haku sweatdrop.
Koga: I could hear you screaming from the lobby, so shut up.
He begins to walk out.
Kagome: Mr. Ookami, do you believe in the ghost?
Koga: There's no such thing as ghosts.
Kagome smiles proudly at the others.
Kagome: See?
Koga: Now let's leave before she gets angry.
Kagome: O O And I'm completely alone here.
Akago: (to Koga) Can you tell us about her?
Koga: Yeah. When a pig flies outta my mouth.
Akago: (shrug) Too bad. 'Cause if you don't tell us now, we'll have to ask you again later. In the lobby. When people are checking in...
Koga: Alright, alright! (sigh) (muttering) Ya little (cough)...
Kikyo, Kagome, Akago, and Haku excitedly run to a table in the room and sit down to hear Koga's 'ghost story.'
Koga: Anyway, I had just started working at the Hitokage as a bellhop.
(flashback)
(scene: 13th floor hall, 10 years ago)
Koga is walking down the 13th floor hall, looking quite a bit younger.
Koga: (voice-over) It was a dark and stormy night, and my shift was ending.
The Koga in the flashback yawns and looks at the digital watch on his wrist.
flashback Koga: Aw, man, 6:09? It's gettin' darker every day!
He flips the watch around, so it says the real time. 9:06
f/b Koga: Oh.
He looks at the door of 613 as it creaks open, and decides to walk in.
(once inside 613...)
v/o Koga: I'd heard rumors about suite 613, but I never believed in ghosts. That's when I felt a sudden breeze of cold air.
Wind can be heard as Koga shivers and crosses his arms to keep himself warm.
v/o: Then I smelled pizza for some reason.
Koga sniffs the air.
Koga: Mm, pizza! Good thing, too, I'm starving!
Suddenly, a female voice booms throughout the room.
voice: I hate pizza! It reminds me of my unfaithful husband!
A silver hairbrush flies at Koga's head. He ducks, and the brush shatters a part of the mirror behind him that Kikyo pointed out earlier. Koga gets up, terrified.
Koga: Alright, keep it! I can wait till I get home!
He runs to the door, which suddenly slams itself shut. Of course, he smacks into it, and falls backwards onto his tail (which really kinda hurt).
v/o: Fortunately, my tail saved me from any, uh... serious injuries.
(end flashback)
Everyone is where they were before the flashback, except for Akago...
Koga: But I did bruise my tail. I was never able to play with my cat again.
Haku, Kikyo, and Kagome stare at each other, a little weirded out.
Koga: ...What?
Akago suddenly jumps out from underneath the table, a sheet covering his body.
Akago: BOO!
Everyone screams for a moment until Akago takes off the sheet, but Haku holds it out the longest.
Akago: (laughing) Aw, MAN, was that awesome! You guys should've seen the looks on your faces-- Oh, wait. (points to Haku) I can show you your face.
He does a pretty ridiculous impression of Haku's face when he was screaming. Haku glares at him.
Haku: Let's see what my hand looks like when it crushes your face!
Akago runs out of the room, Haku chasing after him furiously.
Kagome: ...That was just weird.
Koga shrugs.
Kikyo: That's them for ya.
(scene: Hitomi suite)
Akago and Haku walk into the room, Akago a little out of breath.
Akago: How can you tell me you weren't afraid?
He walks over to the sink.
Haku: Like this: I. Was not. A-fraid!
Akago: Yeah? So why were you shivering in the elevator?
He grabs a glass, turns on the sink, and gulps down a little water.
Haku: ...B-Because it hasn't been inspected in three years. Don't you read that little card?
Akago rolls his eyes.
Akago: Fine. If you're not scared, then I dare you to spend the night with me in suite 613. 500 yen (5 bucks, if you can believe that) says you run out screaming before midnight.
Haku: (gulp) I-I'll take that bet... But Mom'll never let us!
Kagura walks in.
Kagura: Heck yeah I won't. Let you what?
Akago: Spend the night in 613.
Haku: AKA, the haunted room!
Kagura: ...Well--
Haku: So that's definitely a no. Thank you.
Akago: Well what if Kikyo and Kagome were with us?
Kagura: ...I guess that would be alright.
Haku: Y'know, you don't have to give in to him! What kind of a mother are you?'!
Kagura stares at him strangely for a moment.
Kagura: Haku, you can do what you want, but there are no such things as ghosts... If there were, my father would still be haunting me... (a/n: points if you got that!)
She walks to the door and leaves.
Akago: So, Haku, you gonna spend the night playing with Mommy?
Haku: (trying to sound brave) No. I'm goin' to 613, too. And if you run out before me, I'm spending the money you just bet on me.
Akago: Deal.
They shake on it.
okay, that's it for part one! r&r pleease!