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The Last Story

"What did you say?" Luis heard the gruff; all too familiar voice ask from behind him.

Gulping, Luis turned around slowly to find Portman staring down at him, with his arms crossed. "I uh." Luis started. "I don't remember saying anything."

"Who said Fulton and I were lovers?" Portman demanded.

"See you later, Luis." Adam said, grabbing Julie's hand as they headed out of the Library.

"Yeah, much later." Julie told them and the two was out of sight.

"What the hell is up with those two?" Portman asked. "Now, who told you we were gay lovers?" Portman asked once more, clenching his fists.

"Julie and those damned stories that don't have anything to do with me. Can you believe it, they won't even write about he sexiest player on the team?" Luis shook his head at Portman.

"Don't be silly, Luis." Portman patted his shoulder, calming down. "There are plenty of stories about me." Portman then left to go find Fulton.

"I can't believe it Dude." Fulton said, as Portman walked into the dorm they shared. "I was actually turned down by a chick."

"What happened?"

"She said she didn't want to take me away from you." Fulton shook his head. "Even after us acting extra manly, everyone seems to think we're dating."

"We're going to put an end to this." Portman drug him out the room and down the hall.

"Adam, Julie, we need to talk." Portman yelled, barging into the room without even knocking.

"Aaaahhh." Julie screamed, as she and Adam tried to cover themselves with the sheets.

"Don't you guys knock?" Adam asked annoyed.

"The whole school thinks we're gay, and you are going to fix it." Fulton stated.

"What?" Adam asked, acting stupid.

"Just shut up and come on." Portman yelled. "You're coming with us."

"But I'm naked." Adam shrieked.

"We don't care." Fulton yelled as Portman grabbed Adam by the ear and drug him out of the room.

"You are going to post this on that writing site you like so much, then you are going to email it to the whole school." Portman told Adam as he was drug into the library, giving all the ladies there a nice show.

"Bringing me here naked isn't going to make people think you are not gay." Adam told them.

"Just shut up and type."

Attention:

This is the real Portman and Fulton. What the hell are you guys writing about us? Because of you, everyone thinks we're gay. For the first and final time, WE ARE NOT GAY! Anyone who writes us as gay from now on, we will personally hunt you down and take care of you.

Signed,

Portman and Fulton.

Adam posted the story and sent out the email. Once Portman and Fulton were gone, he logged back on and made one final edit before returning to Julie.

P.S. Adam here,

Thanks for helping me get Julie. Especially in the library yesterday!

THE END!

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