A/N: -had a panic attack- Oh. My. God. Guys, I was freaking out so bad! I thought I had lost this story and it's one of my favorites!!!! Damn, I would have been so upset! Well, this is the last story of this freaky little chain of sinful delights! I might start a new one if I'm feeling inspired. But today I was like O.O when I saw all my comments for this little thing. You could say I was in comment heaven. –sighs lovingly and floats around- You all make me so happy! –squee- So anyways, this one is the most randomest thing. Yar. But originally makes up for a lot. Plus I love burger king. haha, oh, and the girl at the end would be me... if I worked at burger king. . Woot! Enjoy! Review! I love you all! Yar and I fixed Porn. . Mah bad.

-----Fast Food------

"Hi! My name's Kaoru, may I take your order?"

Hikaru sulked quietly in his corner, watching as his brother quickly pressed buttons on the cash register with soft "clinks". The cheerful expression the younger twin held was almost sickening, especially when he smiled as the customer came to the pick up window to gather their meal.

"Thank you for coming to Burger King!" he sang with the sweetest voice, again turning back to the cash register, "Hi! My name's Kaoru, how can I help you?"

Hikaru groaned and rubbed his head, tugging his hat down over his eyes. Why were they here in a fast food restaurant, working the pickup window? The clock in the small room slowly ticked by. It only adding to the older boy's irritation as he twitched upon hearing Kaoru, yet again, ask for the person's order. It was enough to drive a man to drink. Hi my name is Kaoru! Hi my name is Kaoru! Hi my name is Kaoru! Hi my name is Kaoru! Hikaru quickly covered his ears and groaned again. Haruhi had suggested the two try out the real life of a normal person.

'Get a job' she huffed in annoyance as they had bugged her continuously about why she would want to work so badly, 'It's how normal people get money.'

So here they were. They got up at 5 o'clock and took showers. They got dressed in the itchy uniform. They arrived at work late and got scolded for putting on the itchy uniform wrong. They already messed up two orders and drove a young boy to tears when they had put a girl's toy in his kid's meal. They couldn't go to the bathroom. They had to be polite and cheerful to every damn thing that moved. No lunch break, compliments of being late. The only break they got from this hell trip was that they got to work together in the pickup lane. Then again, it was more than likely a fluke seeing how none of their co-workers could tell them apart. Hikaru puffed out his cheeks then took a keen interest in a dust particle that floated by. He blew some air out his nose and watched in fascination as the dust bit spiraled through the air, putting on almost an elaborate dance for the daydreaming teen. It spun and twirled and did acrobatics.

'...m... pretty,' Hikaru thought empty-mindedly.

He only came out of his little fantasy when he felt something collide with his head. A couple blinks and quick look proved it to be none other than a plastic cup... no... not even a plastic cup. It was like a Styrofoam cup... man, normal people were poor. They couldn't even afford plastic cups. It was almost sad...

"Hikaru."

Hikaru paused in his mindless thinking to look up at his brother. Kaoru, who once possessed a pleasant expression, was now frowning down at him. Hikaru grinned.

"What? No more customers? Does that mean we get a break?" he asked in mock cheer, stretching slightly as he shifted to get more comfortable on the cardboard boxes he sat on.

Kaoru huffed.

"No, there's no customers. But the next one that comes up is yours, you haven't done anything but sit there," he sighed, plopping down on Hikaru's lap, "My legs are killing me. I don't think I've ever stood up that long just... standing there."

Hikaru chuckled and played with his brother's hair.

"That even didn't make sense. Besides, it serves you right. You were the one who took up Haruhi's advice to get a job. Geesh, you sound like a nagging wife," he said playfully, earning a glare from Kaoru.

"Well what does that make you? Surely you can't be the husband 'cause the husband would have been working all day and you most certainly are not," he retorted, grinning as Hikaru buried his face in his back and groaned.

"I don't wanna work! This is boring and hard! When is it break time?" he whined, frowning as the drive by camera showed a car coming up.

Kaoru smirked and prodded Hikaru's forehead. Hikaru pouted.

"Well I can't do a damn thing if you're sitting on me," he hissed, shoving his brother off his lap and rising to walk over to the order-taking-thingy.

Kaoru had laughed when he told him the name for the device. It made sense to Hikaru though. It was an order taking... thingy. It took people's orders. Sighing, Hikaru slide it over his head and waited. Kaoru just sat on the boxes and smiled at his twin, probably contemplating different ways Hikaru would screw up. The boy just rolled his eyes.

"Welcome to Burger King," he stated in a monotone, "My name is Hikaru. Are you ready to order?"

There was a long pause where the customer looked at the list, making small "tut"ing noises and "hmm"s and "maybe this... no wait, maybe that..."s. Hikaru felt his left eye twitch slightly in annoyance as he leaned against the cash register.

"Sir, are you ready to order?" he asked dryly, earning a slightly surprised "oh!"

"Sorry Sorry, I didn't know it was my turn."

Hikaru groaned mentally and rubbed his head. You're at the ordering booth and you didn't know it was your turn? God damn the stupid people.

"It's alright, Sir, do you know what you want?" Hikaru asked patiently, however, patience only ran for so long.

He could feel his being plucked away by the minute.

"Well, how's the Whooper?"

Hikaru tugged on his hair in irritation. Kaoru giggled slightly.

"I don't know, Sir, I don't eat fast food," Hikaru replied in a high-strung voice.

The man again made a thoughtful sound then quieted, as if looking back over the list. Hikaru turned to his twin and mouthed out, 'Kill me now, please.' Kaoru just shook his head from side to side and grinned even wider.

"Do you guys sell chicken here?" the man asked.

Hikaru felt his last nerve being dangerously plucked on.

"Sir," he started out slowly, "This is BURGER King. We sell BURGERS. BURGERS equal BEEF. Chicken, Sir, is not beef."

"Oh, ok, then I'll just go to Chick-fil-a. Thanks!"

Hikaru tore the order-taking-thingy from his ear and flung it at the ground. He growled loudly and stomped in a circle, spewing curse words at the ceiling as the man who had tried to place the order drove by. Hikaru made a dash for the window and chucked the order-taking-thingy at the guy's car, smirking slightly when it hit it. He cackled evilly as sirens started going off, then as the man's outraged voice made an appearance.

"HAHA SERVES YOU RIGHT, BONEHEAD, GO TO CHICK-FIL-A FOR ALL I CARE!! BUT I'LL LAUGH EVEN HARDER IF YOU ASK THEM IF THEY SELL BURGERS AND THEY THROW THEIR MASCOT COW AT YOU!!!" he roared, closing the order window to plop on his butt and howl loudly in sweet revenge.

Kaoru just stared pitifully at his brother. Slowly getting up and walking over to him, Kaoru bent down and wrapped his arms around Hikaru's shoulder, tugging him onto his chest. He rubbed small circles on Hikaru's shoulder blades and nuzzled his cheek affectionately.

"You get so worked up over stupid things, baby," he murmured into the fluster boy's ear, gently biting it in a playful manner.

Hikaru blushed and sighed, moaning softly. Kaoru's hands worked wonders on tense muscles.

"Well maybe if people weren't so stupid..." he muttered, getting hushed by a rather suggestive looking Kaoru.

"Ah, but if people weren't stupid, then it would be harder to find an excuse to give you a massage," he purred, rubbing Hikaru shoulders gently but rough enough to sooth the rigidness.

Hikaru leaned into his brother touch and give a 'hmm' in agreement. Kaoru smirked and pressed soft kisses to Hikaru's now bare neck.

"I guess we'll have to get back to work now," he whispered, slowly pulling back his hands.

His smirk widened when his hands were snagged. Hikaru stared intently at Kaoru then rose to his feet, hastily picking up his brother and making his way towards the supplies room.

"No, it's break time."

---

"Kit-chan, it's your time to take over the drive threw. Tell the Hitachiin twins that they can leave early."

An older girl with cropped blonde hair turned towards the voice, blinking her wide eyes in confusion.

"Really? I thought I was supposed to take over later..." she said thoughtfully, carefully placing her hat over her hair so as not to be confused as a boy.

A girl with long dark hair peered around the corner and shrugged, tossing the blonde girl a sandwich.

"Dunno, boss said that not many people are coming in the drive threw. It's odd though, isn't it? I was working the front register when this lady came in and ordered, saying that nobody was in the drive threw window. But I know for a fact, Kaoru-kun wouldn't leave his post..." she stated as the girl called Kit began walking towards the order taking room.

"Maybe she was crazy," she grinned, laughing as her friend rolled her eyes and disappear around the corner.

'Though it is kind of weird...' she thought as she pried open the drive threw door, 'Then again, I'm new. I wouldn't know heads or tails about this place anyways...'

"Hey guys, boss said you can leave... early..." she paused, looking around the empty booth.

Confusion flashed across her eyes as she brilliantly decided to look under the cash register as if they could tuck themselves away in a cove about as small as a two year old. She cocked her head to one side then blinked upon hearing something clatter against the floor in the supplies closet. Odd... Finding herself oddly curious, Kit walked hesitantly towards the door, making out muffled laughs and other undeterminable sounds. Reaching for the door, as if pretending to be in a dramatic horror flick, Kit turned the knob and flung back the door. She gasped.

Both looking thoroughly disgruntled about being found, the twins stared up at her. Yes, up. Kaoru even had to look up upside-down for he was pinned against the ground by Hikaru who was just looking up. Kaoru's flustered cheeks and bruised lips gave away most of the tale... or maybe it was his uniform unbuttoned, completely revealing his smooth stomach which was adorned with various red welts. No, no... maybe it was the fact that his belt was in disarray as if someone were trying to take it off. WAIT! Maybe it was the fact that both of them had completely messed up hair! Or, maybe it was 'cause Hikaru's shirt was completely missing from existence... or that he had a hicky on his neck. No, it had to be the fact that Kaoru was trying to press himself closer to Hikaru by gripping him with trembling hands. Actually, it was probably more the fact that Kaoru had his legs wrapped around Hikaru's waist so that... well... let's just say they were touching in a slightly provocative manner. And they looked damn happy about doing so...

'Kinky,' was the only word floating around in Kit's otherwise empty noggin.

The two blinked and blushed, smiling and smirking as if thinking 'Ou, we totally got busted.' Instead of moving from their suggestive position, Kaoru just waved a hand around with a giant grin on his face.

"Welcome to Burger King! My name's Kaoru, how can I help you?"

---End, FINITO