BEWARE!
Written by Shaun Garin
Hogwarts was beginning to get used to The Box Ghost.
Students had taken it upon themselves to put up with the strange spectre who could easily smack people around, throw blue plasma everywhere and manipulate boxes. Packages to Hogwarts had become bags as the norm may put it, many muggleborn families sending their children things in plastic shopping bags.
"What did you get?" inquired Harry of Hermione as she looked at her things, an assortment of stuff set out before her.
"Well my parents contacted some old friends from Wisconsin State University and they sent me this." She hefted a strange looking thermos and added, "I've yet to figure out what's in here."
Across the way, a Slytherin opened his package. "BEWARE!" cried The Box Ghost as he erupted from the package and commandeered the contents.
Uncapping the Thermos, a second form erupted from it. "BEWARE CHILDREN, FOR I AM TECHNUS 2.0, MASTER OF ALL THINGS MECHANICAL AND DOABLE!"
There was a long strained silence as the Box Ghost and Technus sized each other up. And then the Box Ghost remarked, "At least Phantom's not here."
"True. NOW TO CONTROL THIS WORLD WITH THE POWER OF TECHNOLOGY!" cried Technus as the contents of Hermione's gift erupted into a hurricane of technological prowess.
Ron gave his best friend a glare. "You just HAD to open this, didn't you?"
Danny Phantom is owned by Butch Hartman and Harry Potter by JK Rowling. For the whole technology not working bit, I'd have to remark here and now that the Wizarding World still thinks that the muggles are a bunch of cavemen. Think about it.