A/N:
P'g: YEAH! I'm back! Finally! (Ok, I'm assuming pretty much EVERYONE out there has NO idea what I'm talking about…to sum it up I took a break from writing stories because University has started…and I'm working…but now I'm back with a few brand new ideas-and a new favourite anime!)
Heihachi: (smiles) I'm in that anime!
P'g: Indeed you are! Now to sum up this story it's pretty much (as the description says) the samurai gang have split up and decided to produce their own shows.
Heihachi: I can't wait for my show!
Shichiroji: My show is going to OWN your show. (uber proud)
Heihachi: (frowns) No, I'm afraid not, it's a pretty good show.
Shichiroji: But it's not even a show! It's-
Heihachi: Shh! Don't give it away!
Shichiroji: (sighs) whatever…
Kikuchiyo: Hahaha! My show will tower over ALL your shows!
Heihachi: Kikuchiyo-dono, you don't even have a show yet…
Kikuchiyo: Yeah…well…Soon I will…and it'll be better than all your shows!
P'g: Yeah, so anyway, we need a disclaimer…
Kikuchiyo: …What's a disclaimer…?
Heihachi: It's just a phrase saying you don't own anything that doesn't legally belong to you…you're just manipulating it for your own imaginative purposes.
Kikuchiyo: …Manipulating what?
Shichiroji: -.-; Never mind…
P'g: Ok! So! The first one up is…Gorobei's little kid show featuring Komachi! YAY!
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Chapter 1: Cirque de Ole!
(Some cheesy intro comes on and Gorobei keeps dancing around with puppets and stuff)
Gorobei: WELCOME EVERYONE! To Cirque de Ole!
Little Kids: YAY!
Gorobei: I can't wait do to tricks and read stories with everyone!
Sock Puppet Bunny: What will we do first Ringmaster G?
Gorobei: XD HAHAHA! First we'll do some juggling! (turns to camera) Juggling is a lot easier than it looks. It's best to start off with only two objects if you're a beginner. (Stands face to face with Komachi) Now, let's take a few steps back. (they take a few steps back). And now we're ready to juggle! First, let's try jugging on our own! (He juggles on his own). Now you try!(Komachi, Okara, and other kids from the village who are on the show start juggling). Alright! Good job! Let's try juggling between two people! (turns to Komachi and the two start passing two bowling ball pins). Now you guys try! (The kids in the background juggle). Great job everyone!
Guy in Audience: THIS IS SOOOOO BORING!
Gorobei: (Turns to audience and sees Kikuchiyo yawning) Well at least I have a show…
Kikuchiyo: OH YEAH! WHEN I GET MY SHOW IT'LL KICK YOUR SHOWS BEEP. HEY!
Gorobei: You buffoon…this is a kids show, you can't swear here.
Kikuchiyo: Yeah well…BITE ME! (leaves)
Gorobei: (sighs) Good grief… (turns back to the kids) Are you guys ready for a story? I know I am!
Voice in Audience: Me too!
Gorobei: (looks to audience)
Heihachi and Shichiroji: (wave)
Komachi: HEY GUYS!
Shichiroji: Hi girls!
Okara: (blush)
Gorobei: What are you guys doing here?
Shichiroji: Meh, I got bored waiting for my show.
Heihachi: Really? Not me. I'm trying to avoid the authoress…she's trying to steal my goggles.
Shichiroji: (laughs) She's goggle obsessed!
Heihachi: (sighs) no kidding.
Gorobei: Anyway, on to the story! There once was a man named…
Shichiroji: SHICHIROJI!
Gorobei: …right…and this man was a-
Heihachi: SAMURAI!
Gorobei: …right…he was a samurai…
Shichiroji: But he was retired!
Gorobei: …fine. So anyway, this retired samurai-
Shichiroji: Lived with a beautiful woman at an inn called the Firefly!
Gorobei: (glares) Are you telling the story or am I?
Shichiroji: …sorry…
Gorobei: So anyway, this Samurai was one day called back to protect a special village.
Komachi: That's our village!
Gorobei: ...is there really any point in me telling this story…?
P'g: (races in) Ok! That's a rap!
Gorobei: That's it?
P'g: YUP!
Gorobei: (turns to camera) Ok friends! See you next time!
(Heihachi and Shichiroji laugh and giggle in the crowd at Gorobei's finale)
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Next time: Kikuchiyo!
Kikuchiyo: WHAT? ME? But I'm not ready yet!
Heihachi: XD Better think of something quick…
Shichiroji: (frowns and sighs) When will it be my turn…?