Dramatic Moods and Theme Music
Elizabeth, Will, Gibbs, Ragetti, and Pintel are sitting inside Tia Dalma's creepy hut thing. Will keeps stabbing the table with Bootstrap's knife. Tia Dalma brings out a tray of cups.
Tia Dalma: Will, stop that. You're destroying my furniture.
Will stops stabbing the table.
Tia Dalma: Here, everyone, drink this. It'll help, if it doesn't kill you.
Elizabeth looks afraid of the liquid in the cup, but drinks it anyway. So does everyone else. Fortunately, no one dies.
Tia Dalma: Oh good! I got the recepie right this time!
Will: Like it matters. The Black Pearl is gone, Jack is dead, and we're a bunch of shipless, Captainless losers.
Gibbs: That about says it. Life sucks.
Gibbs holds up his glass in a toast.
Gibbs: To Jack Sparrow.
Everyone else also toasts to Jack.
Ragetti: There will never be another like Jack Sparrow.
Pintel: He was a gentleman of fortune, he was.
Elizabeth: Sure. Yeah.
Will: Elizabeth... I'm sorry there's nothing we can do to bring him back...
Tia Dalma: Actually, Turner Junior, there is.
Will: Oh... um... that's great...
Tia Dalma: So you'll do it? Would you? What would you be willing to do? Would you sail to the ends of the earth to bring back Jack and the Pearl?
Gibbs: I would.
Ragetti and Pintel confer momentarily.
Pintel: We're in.
Parrot: What do I look like, a chicken?
Elizabeth: Of course I'd do it.
Will: Well, someone has to keep an eye on Elizabeth.
Tia Dalma: Marvelous!
Gibbs: Great. When do we leave?
Tia Dalma: Not so fast. Before you go sailing off to the ends of the earth, Davy Jones' locker, past all kinds of freakish stuff, you're going to need a Captain who knows those waters.
Will: Well, I'm no Captain, but I'll do my best to--
Tia Dalma: Not you.
Ragetti: It's Marco Polo, of course.
Pintel: Marco Polo? You're an idiot.
Pintel whacks Ragetti.
Tia Dalma: Well, there goes the dramatic mood.
Barbossa comes down the steps, trying to look really cool, but trips over the last step and falls on his face.
Barbossa: Ow! Dang it! Can I try that again?
Tia Dalma: I don't see the point.
Barbossa: Where'd my apple go?
Barbossa looks for the apple, then sees that the monkey is eating it.
Barbossa: Forget it.
Barbossa gets up and resumes his cool pose.
Barbossa: So, what have you done with my ship?
Dramatic theme music plays.
The end.
Well, that's the end! Hope you enjoyed it! Eventually I'll be doing AWE too. Leave a review and let me know what you think! Thanks for reading!
-Agent047