Challenge: "theme: paranoia and... somewhere, use a hair straightener/flat iron/thing"

Interesting challenge. This'll be fun! Oh yeah, still don't own Naruto.

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When Kakashi had come home from a mission early in the morning, he had not expected to see Iruka using a straightening iron. He blinked a little, wondering why Iruka owned one. Coming up with no answer, he finally asked. "I kept it because Mizuki is afraid of the thing. Can you imagine? A ninja afraid of a simple hair straightener?" If Iruka had said anything after that, Kakashi didn't hear due to laughing.

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Okay, this was very short but it was fun to write.