(This is for I Bet Ye'd Like To Know, a fellow Jones fangirl. She asked the question: What would Jones be like as a father figure? Also, don't ask where his son's name came from. O.o)

Daddy Davy

"Ye will eat your sundae, and ye will like it!" Davy Jones roared, banging his claw-hand on the table.

"Bu' I don' wan' it!" the boy whined. "I'm full!"

"Thaddeus Agogo Jones- eat that sundae this instant!"

"No!" the boy, who looked like a miniature version of his father, crossed his arms and scrunched up his face in defiance. "You eat it, daddy!"

Davy Jones sighed, and looked affectionately at his six-year-old son. "'Ow about we split it 'alf-an'-'alf, aye?"

"Okay!" Thaddeus instantly brightened, picking up his spoon. "I bet ye I can eat it that fastest!"

The boy began to shovel in the ice cream as fast as he could.

Davy Jones chuckled, and began eating the sundae at a moderate pace.

Of course, he let his son win.

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"Thaddeus Agogo Jones, ye get on that swing set and have fun now!"

"But, daddyyy!" Thaddeus moaned. "'Ow come I can't play Liar's Dice with Maccus an' Clanker?"

"Because I said so." Jones snapped.

The boy paused, a sly grin on his face. "Will ye swing with me, daddy?"

"Aye, why not?" Jones said, joining his son on the swings.

"Wheeeee!"

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"Thaddeus Agogo Jones, ye get to sleep at this very moment!"

"But, daddy!"

Jones appeared in the doorway of his son's bedroom. "Thaddeus! Ye better listen ta me!"

Thaddeus sniffed. "Bu' I jus' wanted ye ta read me a story!"

Davy Jones looked at his son, and a smile spread across his face. "Would ye like a glass o' milk, too?"

His son giggled, and nodded.

Soon, Davy Jones appeared with a glass of milk. He handed the glass to his son, and settled down in a chair next to Thaddeus's bed.

Davy Jones held up the book. "Is If Ye Give a Kraken a Human okay?"

Thaddeus grinned broadly, and took a gulp of his milk. "I love tha' book!"

Jones nodded, and, opening the book, began, "If ye give a Kraken a human, 'e'll want a ship ta go with it."

The End.