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Chapter One--Moving In

We know that the Organization 13 is now gone and that Sora and company has foiled their plans to have Kingdom Hearts. The Nobodies are gone but the other pieces of theOrganization still exist. Instead of fading back into the darkness, some event occured giving the Heartless of these people back their hearts. As for Roxas, Namine and Xemnas, they now are independent from their others.

At last the thirteen were free to live their lives. Normal lives. No powers, no weapons, no Kingdom Hearts to worry about. They were just free. And traveling in minivans.

"Are we there yet?" Demyx huffed as he looked out the window of the bulky car.

"No!" Xemnas yelled. "For the twenty-first time, no!"

"Just wait five more minutes, Demyx. Sheesh!' That was Axel sitting next to the sitar player.

Axel turned aroung in his seat to face Larxene. He smiled warmly at her.

"What?" Larxene said blankly.

"Nothing," said Axel.

Marluxia looked at Axel in confusion. Then he turned his attention to his other friends. Vexen, on the passenger seat was wearing a confident expression on his face. Xemnas, the driver, seemed to be pissed at the whining Demyx. Roxas, the youngest simply stared out the window. They were all tired from their journey from The World That Never Was to their destination, Japan.

"We're here!" Xemnas sang out as he stopped the van next to an identical one, the one the other six guys were riding in.

All thirteen of them stood before a large, impressive house in a quiet neighborhood. Because of it's size it stood out from the rest.

"Whoa!" Axel cried. "Way ta go, Vexen!" He punched the older man playfully on the arm several times.

"Stop it!" He demanded. Vexen was trying to stay under control.

Axel withdrew his fists.

"So... How were you able to purchase such a sweet house, Vexen?" Xigbar asked. The others continued to gape at the house.

"I'm rich and I'm a scientist," he droned in response. "What would you expect?"

Xigbar nodded slowly.

"I heard there are only twelve rooms in the house," Demyx stated for no apparent reason. "I guess last one in's a rotten egg!"

The other twelve glanced at him, then started bolting towards the house. As three of them got a head start, seven got caught in a door jam with Lexaeus.

"You're idiots," Zexion exclaimed. "You're all idiots!"

The seven in the door jam fell to the floor all of a sudden due to Larxene, Roxas and Demyx's attempt to go in. The female stepped over the bodies, laughing insanely as she did so. Demyx and Roxas followed and the seven scrambled upstairs behind them.

Just about when every other room was taken, Demyx rested his hand on an unoccupied one, leaning over to catch his breath. "I call this one!" both he and Roxas yelled. Demyx realized that the youngest had called dibs on this room too.

"Roxas!" Demyx hollered. "Leave! Go live in the basement!"

"No," the other kid said softly.

"Yes!"

"No!" Roxas yelled. He wasn't gonna give up just yet.

Demyx sighed and lowered his head. "Fine," he said. "But don't make any noise. I need to concentrate."

They opened the door to enter an empty white space with wooden floors and a sliding door on the right wall, connecting this room to the next. Roxas went to a far corner near a window and sat there in fetal position.

On the other hand, Demyx grabbed his sitar and took a seat cross-legged in the middle of the floor. Then he began to play it. It wasn't bad in the beginning but then he started singing loudly to "Sweet Home Alabama" off key.

Roxas stared at him in horror, after a while covering his ears. He could still hear the horrible sound that was Demyx's singing vioce through his palms though. "Demyx, quit!" he screamed. "You suck!"

"That's just plain rude!" Demyx replied, stopping all together. "Surely you don't appreciate the art"-- He strummed the sitar's strings -- "of music!"

"Shut up! That's not music!"

"Gahh! Why did I agree to room with you? Why did you become whole? I bet Sora wouldn't have been so annoying! He'd actually.." Demyx continued to rant on and on. "Why did Xemnas become whole or Namine?"

Roxas had had enough. Quietly he strolled out of the room then started sprinting down the hallway. "LARXENE!" he screeched, running through the house like a mad banshee. "LARXENE!"

When Roxas returned to the area from which he started he was stopped by a female blond.

"Roxas what is wrong with you!" Larxene asked as Roxas went to hug her.

"Demyx makes me feel bad," he mumbled in her shirt. He wrapped his arms around her like a little kid would.

Larxene pushed him away. " First of all, you're fifteen. You can take care of yourself."

Roxas proceeded to hugging Larxene again." No I can't." Roxas stated miserably. Demyx came out of his new room.

Larxene glared at him. ''What did you do?" she mouthed to Demyx.

"I didn't do anything!" Demyx said, carriy on the silent conversation." I only wanted to play my sitar."

Reading his lips, Larxene answered with, "I don't believe you. You offende him!"

"I just said something about Namine and Xemnas--" He stopped right there.

"Whatever! This isn't making any sense!" Larxene pushed Roxas away from her. "Get a grip. And before you start running around the house like an idiot in search of me, remeber that I'm next door!" she told Roxas.

Larxene stomped down the hallway and went down two flights of stairs.

She entered the living room where Xemnas and Sai'x were sitting on the floor, just like Demyx had before. They were discussing something before the girl had walked in.

"Larxene!" Xemnas acknowlegded in a grand, exaggerated way. "Could you do me a favor?"

The blond shrugged.

"Can you tell everyone that we're going shopping in a few minutes? We need to paint the rooms, buy house supplies..."

Before Xemnas could finish, Larxene disappeared to spread the word on the second floor. Luxord appeared on the hallway, shuffling a deck of cards.

"We're going shopping?" Luxord asked to make sure Larxene was serious.

"We're going shopping," she confirmed.

"We're going shopping!" said an excited male voice. Xaldin joined Larxen and Luxord. The two stared at him in disbelief.

Xaldin was very ecstatic. He had been this way ever since they became human again.

"Xaldin," Luxord sighed taking a long dramatic pause."... You're creeping us out."

"And do something about you're dreadlocks, too," Larxene added rudely. "It's gross."

Xaldin frowned.

The other two men that were currently on the floor approached the three to find out what was all the hub-bub.

"What's all the hub-bub?'' The big-boned Lexaeus asked.

"We're going shopping," Xaldin told Lexaeus and Vexen.

"So?" Vexen said.

"We must go downstairs and fufill our mission!" boomed Lexaeus dramatically in his deep voice.

Larxene slapped a hand to her head. Just great, she thought, He thinks it's a mission!

She then leaves the second floor, while the four guys rushed downstairs.

On the third floor again, Larxene began to yell loudly. "EVERYONE GET YOUR ASS DOWNSTAIRS OR YOU'LL BE LEFT BEHIND!"

Six guys came flooding into the hallway and down the stairs.

Outside, Xemnas motioned everyone towards him. "Come my friends! First stop, Home Depot!"

"Okay..." Axel said, "Don't make a big deal of it. It's just Home Depot..."

So all thirteen were off in their two minivans to the Home Depot.


Did you guys like it? I don't think it was that funny but I assure you the next chapters will be funnier. Please review.