Wind, Fire, and Keiko

Chapter One

A Call from A Friend

An/

Moody 1656: Hi peoples for those who have read my other stories, you all know what's next, A TOTALLY AWESOME AUTHOR'S NOTE! Where I torture some unlucky fool. (All of a sudden everyone form Xiaolin Showdown appeared) Eenie, meeinie, mynie, moe! Come on up Ashley, Katnappe, and Jack.

Rai: I thought you said fool not fools.

Kimiko: Yeah!

(Zim appears out of nowhere) Zim: Silence!

Moody 1656: Thank you, now LEAVE BEFORE I UNLEASH MY ARMY OF…

Zim: Okay, okay I'm going.

Moody 1656: As I was saying (Takes out a bunch of flashcards), do you Jack take Ashley, A.K.A. Katnappe, to be you're lawfully wedded wife?

Jack excited and not paying any attention to a word I said: I DO!

Ashley: What!

Jack: I mean… NO! What is wrong with you women?

Moody 1656: What did you just say! (I asked turning in flames and glaring at him)

Rai: Dude, you never call her women, even Omi knew that. She's into the whole no sexism and/or racism, even if it's not about her!

Moody 1656: (Slaps Jack so hard her hand print could be seen) ASS!

Omi: I am frightened.

Clay: So am I buddy, so am I.

Moody 1656: Chase would you please?

Chase: As long as I don't get slapped, I will.

Moody 1656: Thanks.

Chase: Moody 1656 doesn't own XS. So don't ask idiots.

Moody 1656: On with the blah, blah, blah.

Raimundo's Room

"Hey, mini me." Raimundo greeted his U Bot, as he woke up.

"Hey, what's up?" Rai-bot answered

"Nothing, that's the problem. Ever since the day I was declared Shoku Warrior nothing interesting has happened. Not even has a Wu activated." He moaned.

"Since you're Shoku Warrior, doesn't that mean I'm Shoku Warrior of the robots?" Rai-bot asked excited.

"Sure, I guess." Rai said uninterested, "Maybe I should just go do something to Kim." Rai said leaving a victory dancing bot.

Later

"RAIMUNDO PEDROSA, COME BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!" Kimiko yelled at a laughing Raimundo.

"You have to catch me first, girl!" Rai started using his wind powers to run faster. They started passing Clay and Omi, when they started laughing. "I knew it was funny."

"Ha-ha, man Kimiko you look funnier then my great auntie Marla after the County Fair Pie Eating' Contest." Clay laughed.

"Why does Kimiko look like a bird?" Omi asked after he stopped laughing.

"Rai here thought it would be funny to have honey and feathers dumped on me!" She said looking at herself, and glaring at Rai.

"And I was right look at yourself you're a talking bird thing! Hold on," He said digging in his pockets and taking out a red glove. He stuck it on her head. He did a picture sign, "Perfect." Then he continued laughing.

"AGHHH! I'M GOING TO GET YOU RAI!" Kimiko screamed being restrained by Clay and Omi.

"Young ones a new Sheng Gong Wu has revealed itself." Master Fung said with Dojo behind him.

"Yeah, it's called the…HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! Oh my gosh Kimiko what h-ha-happened to you?" Dojo asked in between laughs.

"Shut up, and tell us what the Wu is, before I cut your throat out!" Kimiko threatened.

Dojo gulped, "You might want to take a shower first, use the Shard of Lightning. Then we're of to Tobejero, Brazil for the Naimenteki Medallion!" Dojo declared putting on sunglasses.

"Woooooooooo! Tobejero my hometown! This'll be fun!" Rai hollered.

"Fine, Shard of Lightning!" Kimiko yelled and was back a little later dressed and clean in capris, a hot pink cami with a frog face on it, her hair was its original color, black, but with a few pink and green highlights, and to finish it of green flip-flops. "Lets go!"

On Dojo Somewhere over Brazil

"It says here the Naimenteki Medallion has the power to make you say your thoughts out loud for one day." Omi read.

"Whoo-ie, that must be fun at parties!" Clay exclaimed.

"Actually Dashi used it during parties a lot matter a fact, and when he thought I did something stupid. He was usually right." Dojo mumbled. Everyone started to break into laughter.

"Hey everyone look down, it's Tobejero!" Rai exclaimed.

Kimiko grinned. 'Wow Rai sure is happy, I'm glad, he's usually not this happy. After all he's been through with Wuya, Chase, Hannibal, Jack, and Master Monk Guan it's a surprise he can still smile so much. He looks really cute when he smiles too. Stop it Kimiko, stop thinking that, even if it is true. You can't think that way he's your leader, your teammate, your friend, and he's…he's…he's falling off of Dojo!' "RAI!" she yelled seeing him fall, and fast.

"Wind!" He shouted and started gliding down smoothly. "HAHAHA, yeah!"

"Don't worry Kimiko, Rai might be dumb at times, but he's not stupid." Clay told Kimiko.

"Yeah, I should start trusting him more." Kimiko said rubbing the back of her neck. Dojo started landing and everyone jumped off. Rai was already there admiring the town. "So where to, Dojo?"

"Actually I never even tried sniffing it out, I just knew Dashi put it somewhere here." Dojo said blushing.

"So it might not even be here?" Omi asked disappointed and mad at the same time.

Dojo started sniffing the air; "Actually it's somewhere there." Dojo said pointing to where Rai was standing.

"Uh, just checking but since Omi was the only one who saw what it looked like… what does the Wu look like?" Clay said looking at Raimundo.

"Um, a big coin like medallion basically." Dojo said nearing Raimundo. He slithered up him and poked his hand in Rai's shirt. Finally he took out Raimundo's golden medallion. "Hey look here it is!" he exclaimed.

"You mean to say I've had a Sheng Gong Wu for the majority of my life!" Rai yelled at Dojo, his head growing in size as he said it.

"Uh, yeah?"

"This trip was with no dot." Omi said suddenly.

"Had no point, Omi, this trip had no point." Clay corrected.

"Lets just go." Kimiko said.

"Uh, okay." Dojo said not wanting to say or do something else stupid that day.

Back At The Temple

Raimundo was outside practicing some new Shoku moves, "Shoku Wind Illusion!" He yelled and an image of Omi appeared then of Clay, Dojo, Master Fung and finally Kimiko. He stared at the illusion of Kimiko and lost his concentration, soon it was gone. "If only I could tell her." He sighed.

"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!" Kimiko screamed from inside.

"Kim!" Rai yelled running as fast as he could to her room. "Kim, are you okay?"

"Shush Rai, I'm on the phone."

"But what's with the yelling?" Raimundo insisted.

"Shush, Rai."

"Kimiko are you-" Omi started.

"SHUSH!" Kimiko yelled, the guys stood there quite, "So are you for real Keiko?"

"Yeah, I'm coming tomorrow! And I have a surprise too."

"Man, I hate surprises."

"Not this one, trust me."

"Fine."

"So I guess I finally get to meet that cutie." Kimiko started to blush.

"Shut up."

"Hey, you were the one who sent me the picture."

"I know, I meant the guys are right behind me." She whispered.

"Sorry, but I will get to meet Raimundo. Plus, my surprise is bigger and better then you think."

"Cool."

"Hey, by the way if I remember right you sent me the picture a year ago."

"So?"

"So…is Raimundo as cute as he's in the picture?"

"Keiko, I can't he's right there!"

"Kim?" Raimundo continued asking.

"Fine…um, quack once for yes, twice for no, and three for more." Keiko persisted.

"Hold on Keiko." Kimiko told her then turned to Raimundo, "It's Keiko she's coming tomorrow!"

"Cold." Omi said pointing a thumb up.

"Yeah, now just hold on. Okay Keiko I have to go."

"Just answer my question."

"Fine…quack, quack, quack." Then Kimiko hung up before Keiko started screaming. The guys started laughing. "What?"

"I'm mighty sorry Kimiko, but what was the quacking about?" Clay asked through laughter.

"Yes why Kimiko?" Omi asked too.

"C'mon tell us Kim."

She looked at Rai, "I'll tell you some other time."

Next Day Tokyo, Japan

"Papa hurry. I have to get to China as soon as possible." Keiko told her dad in the car.

"My Keiko just got back to her dad, and is rushing to leave. A father can take that the wrong way." Her dad said smiling.

"Sorry papa, I just really want to show Kim what I learned while she was gone."

"I know Keiko, I know."

China "Kim I just want to tell you I-"Raimundo started telling Kim at a beach.

"Yes?" Kimiko asked excited.

"Kim-"

"Yeah?"

"Kim I l…I lo...lov-"

She woke up to see Raimundo sneaking out of her room with her diary. "I guess I'm caught."

AN/

Moody 1656 is seen beating up Jack still.

Moody 1656: Aghhh!

Jack: I said I was sorry!

Chase: Moody 1656 was fighting with him throughout the whole thing.

Wuya: Then who wrote this chapter?

Chase: I did.

Wuya: Really? Wow, smart and evil, what a good combination.

Jack: What about me? (Yelled from a distance)

Wuya: You're kidding right?

Keiko: Can somebody please say it?

Master Fung: The wise speak, while the ignorant remain silent.

Clay: Uh what?

Dojo: It means review, unless you're stupid.

Clay: Oh.