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Naruto woke up to the morning sun shinning in through the window in his
bedroom. He dragged himself out of bed to his kitchen to make his usual
breakfast of instant ramen. He then went to his bathroom and showered and
dressed himself. Today was Saturday and he didn't feel like training so he
walked in to town trying to find something to do. He started to day dream
but snapped out of it when Sasuke ran up to him.

"Baka stand right here and don't move", said Sasuke. Sasuke moved behind
him and was looking over his shoulder. Naruto couldn't figure out what he
was doing. Naruto followed his gaze to see a huge dust cloud quickly
moving towards them.

"What are you doing?" demanded Naruto.

" I'm using you as a human shield." Sasuke plainly stated.

"WHAT!" yelled Naruto. Naruto looked back at were the dust cloud was
moments before to find it missing and replaced by a huge mob of fangirls
lead by Ino and Sakura.

"How dare you try to lose us in Macy's! Why do you run away from our
love?" they yelled.

Sasuke's Flashback

He ran into Macy's his mind racing trying to think of escape routes. As
the fangirls were quickly approaching the doors of the store he could only
think of two things. He ran around the store searching for a window with the
fangirls on his heels. Not being able to find a window he moved to plan b.
He ran to the changing room hoping to find some way to escape. Once inside
he locked the door knowing it wouldn't hold for long. A few seconds later,
they found a couch somewhere and were using it as a battering ram. He ran
around the room searching for a vent and found one in the back corner. He
squeezed through it just in the nick of time. A second later the door was
smashed to splinters.

Back to present

Sasuke being the type of guy that he was (doesn't show much emotion) his
eyes widened a little and started praying when he saw how many fangirls
there were. That was nothing compared to Naruto he almost wet his pants at
the site of the horror that was approaching.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Naruto. Anyone near by would have thought the scream would have belonged
to a little girl if they didn't turn to look. Naruto and Sasuke were
tackled by what seemed to be all the girls in Konoha creating a massive
pile the size of a small hill of fangirls.

Shikamaru was on his way to his favorite cloud gazing spot when he saw the
huge pile of fangirls. He was about to ask what they were doing when he
heard a scream.

" I GOT HIS SHIRT!" screamed a girl from somewhere
in the pile.

"Troublesome" said Shikamaru and continued on his way.

All the fangirls were having a huge catfight over his shirt Sasuke took
this time to escape. Naruto wasn't so lucky. He spent the next 2 hours
under the fangirls until they finally realized that their beloved
Sasuke-kun wasn't their any more. They went their separate ways searching
for Sasuke. Naruto spent the next hour crawling home occasionally getting
run over by fangirls frantically searching for Sasuke along the way.