Disclaimer: Zzzzzz. Huh? Why are you waking me up? You already know I don't own Harry Potter.

A/N: These stories are completely nothing. So, I'm dedicating this to Crazy Dawlish because he has been so good to me and I've been horrible! Jeez, I'm turning into a sap. Need more sugar.

Stupid Harry Potter Stories

By: phix27

Harry Potter was walking to his friends' compartment. "Hey, guys, what's up?" he asked. "Do we know you?" asked Ron. Harry laughed. Then, he noticed they were serious. "What? Don't you recognize me? It's Harry, remember?" "You can't be Harry, because Harry's over there," said Hermione. Sure enough, Harry was sitting by Luna. "AHHH! It's attack of the evil Harry clones!" Harry ran away screaming. Luna blinked. "So, who wants pie?"

TBC