ZOMG. We aren't dead. Fancy that. Anyway, I apologize for my chronic lateness, but hey, I've been doing alot. Of which I won't tell you because this, quite obviously, is a fanfiction. Not a blog. (crickets) That was supposed to be funny. My apparent lack of supreme funniness (is that a word?) is probably due to the fact that Olivia has seemingly quit. And therefore I shall continue flying soloooooo. So,I shall keep you no longer.
Zephyr Zucchini- Whoa. Chocolate guillotine? I like. (scribbles down) And no, I shall not kill Will! In fact, I was planning to make it up to him in a future chapter. Obviously that is not this chapter.
Cheorl d'Arion- I dunno, the ducks are probably planning to take over the world, but the llamas will beat them to it.
Captain Dascher- Really? (squee) Ah feel so luuuuved. XD (munches cookie) Mmmm, peanut putter.
Fly Like a Blueberry Pie – You write like, the best reviews ever. MISERABLE MARSHAMLLOW! And I know for sure that Clanker will come up in a chapter somewhere down the line.
whyistherumgone – Awww, be nice to Will. But yes, perhaps he is a fathead… Every once in a while. At least he's not as bad as Gilette…
Becky - 'Ello! Thanks for commenting and I'm glad you like it!
Mrs.CaptainJackSparrow1234 – OMG. Peggy leg dance. And thus you have sparked another theory. And the reception of your cookie will not require any household appliances. Thank you. XD
iamanundeadmonkey – Mmmm, I dunno, Bootstrap just seems like he wouldn't fit into the group, y'know? And tell your dad he has every right to be vexed by ducks. It's human nature. XD
Sparrow's Swann – OMG! Survivor is invading! Run for your liiiiiiiives!
musicsreprise – YAY! I UPDATED! And yes, you may have your duck. Keep it on a leash.
ThunderBenderPrincess – Yeah, you just about summed it up right there. I'm not quite sure how you'd sum this next chapter up, though. o-O
TheRumAndTheFeather - Don't worry, the fangirls are always present. (freakeh) And of course random people rock! Where would the world be without them?
"What are you doing?" asked Elizabeth. "You look ridiculous." Will pouted and looked down at his choice of clothing.
"But it's Superhero Day." he whined. He struck a rather feminine pose, apparently very proud of his pink and white jumpsuit. "I am UNICORN MAN!" She snorted and rolled her eyes.
"And, oh great and powerful Unicorn Man, where might your unicorn be?"
"Erm…" His shoulders slumped for a moment and the wings on his hat drooped. "It's in the shop." There came a crash and both turned their attention to the door of the captain's quarters. There stood Jack, outfitted in a strange purple and orange costume, which included a blue cape and mismatched boots. The insignia on his chest was an anvil with a crossed leek and cauliflower in the background. "I am CAPTAIN RANDOM!"
"Jack?" Elizabeth raised an eyebrow. "Why are you wearing your underwear on the outside?"
"Am NOT!" He stuck up his nose and gestured widely to his outfit. "It's the latest style for all the superheroes in London." He shrugged. "Now someone help me find my team of man-eating koalas; they've run off again." Norrington was the last one to show off his new look. He jumped out from behind one of the masts.
"I am WIND MAN! Fear my air powers!" He then attempted to blow the three of them over until his face turned a bright shade of magenta. But at least it wasn't puce.
Jack cringed. "Wow, dude. That's really lame." When Norrington continued to blow, Elizabeth became worried. "Oh, Jack, go help him. He's starting to match Will's outfit."
"HEY!"
"Well, it's true!"
Will began to fall backwards. "Great unicorn horns! He's blowing me over!" The other two looked on as he dropped to the deck. He flapped his arms around for added effect.
Norrington finally stopped his blowing and frowned. "You're just trying to make me feel better." His frown grew as Will stood up and he went to the helm to curl up in a ball and sulk.
Jack shrugged. "Well, it could have been worse."
Norrington stopped sulking with the speed of a slow cheetah. "I am WIG MAN!"
"Good Lord."
"You shall bow down to my superior power or face the wrath of my awesome wiggy powers!"
Jack raised a fist in his direction. "I shall never surrender to you! Admit your defeat or face the furry fury of my legion of warrior ninja hamsters!" He then proceeded to do a rather odd ninja dance and throw a hamster at Norrington. "WHACHACHACHA!"
Squeek.
Norrington looked down at the hamster. "That didn't hurt." Then the hamster spoke up.
"Yeah, for you. I'm the only one left from last year. And then there was the Great Seo-Feng Massacre. Don't get me started on that."
By now, Jack had snuck up on him and he beaned him over the head with a zucchini. Norrington screamed like a little girl and fainted.
"WHOO! SWEEEEEET VICTORYYYYY!" In his excitement, Jack forgot that Norrington was already out cold and continued to hit him with the zucchini, emphasizing each word. "And that. Is why. I rule. The world!" On the next swish downwards, his zucchini was deflected by an oversized eggplant, held by Beckett, who had randomly appeared on the ship.
"Stop! In the name of the law! I am Pink Marshmallow Man and I shall-". But Beck- ahem Pink Marshmallow Man got no further than that, for at that very moment, a collective swarm of Jack, Will, Norrington and Davy fangirls came in a dizzying bout and carried him off on a stick, to be roasted with some potatoes and eggplant. For as we have learned before, fangirls see everything. And who would have guessed? Not only did the fangirls rule the Turkish Prison, but they were the brains behind the Pelegostos' cannibal tribe. (Wait, the Pelegostos had brains?) Interesting.
But then Barbossa's ship, the Green Apple, pulled up beside the Pearl and off jumped Barbossa. "AH AM SUPAR CLIFFIE GUY! I can revive myself at the worst possible moment and make fans scream and spontaneously combust!"
Jack raised an eyebrow. "I didn't think you celebrated Superhero Day."
"Well, now I do. Being dead really makes you think about the important things in life. I finally realized how crucial Superhero Day is to a good pirate."
And then, Elizabeth, feeling quite left out, decided that she needed a super alias name too. "I am…" She thought a moment. "Only-Major-Female-Character-In-The-Plot-Except-For-Maybe-Tia-Dalma-Lass! I can make any male character fall for me and create love triangles, squares, and pentagons that hopelessly complicate the movie!"
"Can we abbreviate that?" asked Jack. Will made a face.
"O.M.F.C.I.T.P.E.F.M.T.D.L? That makes no sense."
"Ok." She thought a moment. "What about-"
"AND I AM SIR LAME-O! With the amazing power to make everyone on earth loathe me with the burning intensity of a thousand suns!" Gilette grinned from in front of his flashing lime-and-orange background, which promptly blew a fuse and exploded. Elizabeth, who was quite unhappy to have the spotlight stolen from her, nonchalantly gave Gilette a small push that sent him careening over the railing.
"Smashing, dahling. Just smashing. So, where were we?"
Barbossa, who appeared to be extremely bored already, raised a finger. "I think we were arguing about something completely and utterly ridiculous."
"Right. I was saying that- Oh." Will sighed. "It's fine. Now, Jack, since you seem to be an expert on the subject, can you tell me what we're supposed to do?"
"Same thing all Superheroes do." He walked over to a closet that had until recently been nonexistent and pulled something out. Satisfied, he dumped it to the deck and proudly announced, " Alright! Barbie, deal the money." And so they all sat and played a riveting game of Monopoly. Thus ended Superhero Day.
"Norringtion, you idiot! You just sold him Tortuga for fifteen shillings!"
(laughs) Gosh, I really like this chapter. So please, I got a ton of reviews last chapter, perhaps I could get just as many, if not more? This time I shall promise to you a... Hmm... I'll take requests. Yes. You name it. (yay, I like this idea) Just no world domination, please. XD