If the Slayers group taught at your school…

Amelia would be the queen of English class. In every one of her lessons, the components of a good justice speech were discussed (as in, she babbled while everyone tried to catch up on sleep until second period), and 'justicey' words were added to VERY long lists of fancy big words that you would never use. And occasionally someone would come and give a very long and boring speech about justice, after which Amelia would jump up and yell, "Wasn't that inspiring!"

Zelgadis would teach Science, your second period. Consequently, that year you would begin learning about minerals and ROCKS, as well as the Earth's plates, and general Earth stuff. Which would explain why it's called Earth Science.

Xellos would teach math. And every time a student opened his/her mouth, he would say "Sore wa himitsu desu!" and do the no-no finger wag, as well as his annoying smile: . How would anything get taught, then, you ask? Well…Lina would come in, beat him up, then make him teach, much to the amusement of the students.

Gourry (and Sylphiel, his helper) would teach History. An average lesson would probably include Sylphiel teaching, while Gourry fiddled with the pencil sharpener (Gourry: You can just keep twiddling the little handle all day long… Authoress: (sweatdrop) Well, no, actually I don't think I could…).

And finally… Gym. Taught by our very own beloved Lina Inverse (when she isn't beating up anyone else, that is…). In gym you would have no worries about exercising (Lina would throw fireballs at you while you try to evade other students, part of the falling ceiling, and any magic thrown at you), but… the sturdiness of the gym after the 'lesson' could probably be questionable. So, you would probably be practicing outside… Hope it doesn't rain.

A/N: A poor attempt at comedy, I know. I just had to get this out of my system before it drove me crazi(er).

Disclaimer: I have never owned Slayers, and never will. It belongs to Hajime Kanzaka and… Someone who's name I've forgotten. .