Cor Cor: This one has absolutely no point to it. I was bored and if you had free time I thought you'd might like it. Enjoy.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own pretty much anything in this.

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It was a peaceful day

Or was it

PSHHHHHHH

"NO! I SAID I WAS SORRY! PLEASE STOP KILLING ME!"

"NO!" screamed Nny. "I CANT STOP KILLING YOU. I AM KILLING YOU. I NEED TO BE KILLING YOU. AND I HAVE TO KEEP KILLING YOU. There for I must kill you."

NOOO!

Llllalalalala

PSHHHHH

"NO SQUEE! PUT DOWN THE GUN ITS NOT WORTH IT!"

"NO! NEVER! NOT UNTIL I AM PROMISED THE SAFE RETURN OF THE TURKEYS!"

"But the spot your standing in is where we are trying to make a new subway eat fresh place restaurant"

"really?"

"yes"

"fuck"

(pulls trigger)

BOOM!beep

PSHHHHHHH

"Oh come on Nny, do me now:

"never Nailbunny! Why should I be doing you. You are a Rabbit…I want tacos"

"OH NNY!"

"what?"

"IGNORE ME!"

"ugh"

"IGNORE ME HARDER!"

PSHHHHHHHHH

"excuse me officer?"

"yes what is it young man"

"Oh you may call me Johnny or Nny, but I was wondering if I could give that guy head"

"…"

"Allow me to demonstrate HEYA!"

"OH NO! STOP RIPPING MY HEAD OFF AND TRYING TO GIVE IT TO THAT HIPPY OVER THERE!"

"Here you go Jesus"

"Thanks Nny, you sins are forgiven."

"Why did you want a head anyway"

"Cause my body is made out of crackers"

"ah"

PSHHHHHHHHHHH

"YES SQUEE MORE POWER!" said Nny trying top pull his pants up.

"But if I push to the max than the world might be destroyed" squeed Squee

"JUST DO IT!"

HEYA! PSHHHHHHHH DOOOO WAAA WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE

"OMG A SUPER SAYAIN!" Screamed Freiza.

"Is that God?" screamed Chuck Norris. "Cause he owes me money!"

"Not today chuck!" screamed Nny. "Me n my pal can do the fusion technique! Lets go Jesus!"

"FU-SION! HA!"

I AM BOTH Johnny and Jesus, I guess that makes me NNYSUS!" dun dun dun

"And with my Jesus and Nny powers I will CUT YOU!"

"Not if I call my super ultra friend squad!" Screamed Chuck.

SUPER ULTRA FRIENDS FORCE!

MEGAMAN oo ha ee

And!

"ok this whole thing got way off topic fast" said Jerry Springer

BLAHHHHHH BOOOM!

AND SO JESUS, NNY, JERRY SPRINGER, CHUCK NORRIS, MEGAMAN, SANTA CLAUS, BARNEY, THE PURPLE TELETUBBY, ALL OF THE BOOBAHS, SQUEE, FREDDY, JASON, THE CANDY MAN, RUSSLE CROW, THE GOO DOLLS, THE POWER RANGERS, DARTH VADER, AND EVERY SINGLE ARTIST SIGHNED BY PSYCHOPATHIC RECORDS BLEW UP THE WORLD WITH LAUGHTER!

Then blew up from laughing and died

THE END!

P.S. As always, Freiza sat and watched like the little bitch he is.

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Cor Cor: ;)