disclaimer: no animals were harmed during the intoxication of these characters

UsiriuslyWANTme: L
UsiriuslyWANTme: is for the way you loooooooooooooooooooooooook at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
BlueMOON: sirius?
UsiriuslyWANTme: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
UsiriuslyWANTme: IS FOR THE ONLY 1 I SEEEEEEEE thatsf youuuu
BlueMOON: uh...
UsiriuslyWANTme: V is verry verrrryy extraaorgidane...
UsiriuslyWANTme: i cant sperll it
BlueMOON: love...?
UsiriuslyWANTme: shhhhhhh YOU ARE TOO LOUD
BlueMOON:...
UsiriuslyWANTme: eeeeeeeeEEEE IS EVEN MORE THAN ANYOJRNE THAT I ADOOOOOOREEEE ITS LOOOOOVE

UsiriuslyWANTme: I MUST CONFESS
prongs: o0o0o...what is it?
UsiriuslyWANTme: ITS KILLNGI ME
prongs: did you take remus' socks? he's been looking for them
UsiriuslyWANTme:ITSSSSSSSSS KILLLLINGGGG MEEEEEE
prongs:...
UsiriuslyWANTme:...
prongs: I KNEW IT! YOU WERE MAKING OUT WITH LILY!!!!!!
UsiriuslyWANTme: close...heheeheheh
prongs:THEN WHATs KILLING YOU!
prons: IS IT PETER!? I KNEW HE WAS A BACKSTABBER!
UsiriuslyWANTme: annnndddd iiiiiiii
prongs: what? what is it sirius? I pinky PROMISE I WONT TELL!
UsiriuslyWANTme: I Muhst confesst i stirll believeve
prongs: still believe? in me? i know...
UsiriuslyWANTme: aNDd when im not with yYOUU i lose my minbd
prongs: aww really? sirius you gotta GIVE ME A SIGN
UsiriuslyWANTme: HIT BE BAAAAABY ONE MORE TAAAAAHM
prongs:... this sounds oddly familiar...

BLUEmoon: sirius is drnuk
prongs: no way
BLUEmoon: quit jokni around you got him like this didnt yuo?!
prongs: no...i thought you did it
BLUEmoon: heh
prongs: whatsso funny?
BLUEmoon:...nothign
prongs: why do you think he's drunk? he was with you all night right?
BLUEmoon: well...he keesp singgni me creepy ballads of love
prongs: you think thats creepy? creepy? this is creepy
UsiriuslyWANTme: james?
prongs: yes sirius?
UsiriuslyWANTme: do you believe in love after love?
prongs: sirius i think youra bit intoxicated my friend...
UsiriuslyWANTme: I AM NOT! IM SOI SICFK OF YOU JUGDING ME PAMES JOTTER!
prongs: sirius go to bed
UsiriuslyWANTme: I WILL NOT GFO TO BED
prongs: fine. dont go to bed
UsiriuslyWANTme: well I WANT TO GOR TO BED
prongs:...
BlueMOON: sounds like a naaaaasty row to me
prongs: a drunkin row more like it

UsiriuslyWANTme: Im sforry
peteyxx:...are you talkin to me?
UsiriuslyWANTme: Peter im SFO SFORRY
peteyxx: this is Sirius Black right?
UsiriuslyWANTme: gimmie ga gug
peteyxx: what?
UsiriuslyWANTme: gimmie ga gug
peteyxx: WHAT?
UsiriuslyWANTme: GIMMIEGAGUG
peteyxx: im scared
UsiriuslyWANTme: GIMMIE GS GUG!!!!!!!!1 DAMMITR

peteyxx: james do you know what a gug is?
prongs: isnt it one of those thingamajiggers with the handle on the side
peteyxx: what?
prongs: YOU KNOW! it has the handle on the side and you use it to hold things
peteyxx:...james...
prongs: what?
peteyxx: james thats a jug
prongs: mmm okay

UsiriuslyWANTme: remus?
BlueMOON: yes sirius
UsiriuslyWANTme: ...
UsiriuslyWANTme: what is love?
BlueMOON: well... itsakinda hardd to explane
UsiriuslyWANTme: babay dont hurt me
BlueMOON: sirius arejnj you taklking to sophie aghain?
UsiriuslyWANTme: donrt hurt me
BlueMOON: whos hurtoing ouu sirius?
UsiriuslyWANTme: no more
BlueMOON: im...confused...yourew not being hurt anymore?
UsiriuslyWANTme: Oh i dont know
BlueMOON: well coukld yuou stop confusing me me head hurts
UsiriuslyWANTme: why youre not there
BlueMOON: WHAT! I'm always here for you! evenm tongihst at the puib!!
UsiriuslyWANTme: I GIVE YOU MY LOVE
BlueMOON:... LIKES I DONT! I LURVE TOO YUO!
UsiriuslyWANTme: BUT YOU DONT CARE
BlueMOON: wair...SIRIUS ARE YUO SINING "WHATS IT IS LIOVEE" BY HAADAAWAY
BlueMOON: I LO VEE THATSD SONGGG!!!!!!!
UsiriuslyWANTme: gimmie a sign!
BlueMOON: what is love
UsiriuslyWANTme: what is love
BlueMOON: baby dont hurt me
UsiriuslyWANTme: dont hurt me
BlueMOON: no more!
UsiriuslyWANTme: Remush? have you been DRINKgnh?
BlueMOON: hVAE YOUB BEEEN DRINKNING?
UsiriuslyWANTme: ywaassss!!!!!!!
BlueMOON:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

peteyxx: ohh!!!! a hug!!!
prongs: eh?
peteyxx: SIRIUS WANTED A HUG!
prongs:...you sure it wasnt a gug?
peteyxx: nevermind james...

prongs: HEY! hey Sirius! i got one.
prongs: I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE
prongs: YOU OTHER WIZARDS CANT DENY
prongs: WHEN LILY WALKS IN WITH THAT ITTY BITTY WASTE AND HER ROUND THING IN MY FACE I GET SPRUNG
prongs: oh babay i wanna get with her AND TAKE HER PICTURE
prongs: THE MARAUDERS TRIED TO WARN ME
prongs: but that butt she got make me so horrrrnyyyyy
prongs: Sirius? are you reading this?
lovered58: James? JAMES HARRISON POTTER!? WHAT ABOUT MY BIG BUTT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
prongs: LILY? OH CRAP LILY I.. I DIDNT MEAN YOU
prongs: I MEANT THE LILY FROM DURMSTRANG
prongs: OR MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR...HER NAMES LILY TOO
prongs: LILY?
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prongs: CRAP
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Hope you liked it! I will quit putting off more chapters...
HAPPY SUMMER TO THE CLASS OF 07
CLASS OF 08 yaaay we're seniors! scary