I had to do this:) again, I think this is something most of you will enjoy.

disclaimer: I don't own Whose Line Is It Anyway or any of the anime or anything else mentioned in this fic. dang, I don't own anything recently... oh well.

Whose Line Is It Anyway: Anime Style!

episode 1: Inuyasha

"GOOOOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY! Welcome to Whose Line: Anime Style!" I shouted from the audience. "On tonight's show... Watch the skirt! Kagome! You won't like her when she's angry! Sango! Beautiful women beware! Miroku! Too dumb to know how dumb he is... Inuyasha! And I am your hostess, Dragon of Venus!" I smiled and ran down to my desk happily, Inuyasha glaring at me all the while.

"Alright," I went on as the audience's applause died down, "welcome to Whose Line: Anime Style, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Yup, just like white face-makeup to Kanna."

Kanna glared at me from the audience. "Watch it."

My eyes widened a little. "Ooooo-kay. So! If you've never seen the show before, where in the heck have ya been? No, kidding. If you've never seen the show before, these four guys (points to IY cast) are gonna act out stuff and make idiots of 'emselves, and I give them points to make it interesting. And the winner gets to do a little somethin' special with me--" I got cut off by Miroku whistling and Sango smacking him in the head with Hiraikotsu. "...And the loser gets that." The audience laughed. "Alrighty, so the first game we're gonna play is... Scenes From A Hat!" The audience cheered. All four cast members walked down to the stage as I pulled a top hat out from underneath the desk.

"This is one of my favorite games. How it works is, before the show...thing... we ask the audience to write down suggestions for scenes they wanna see these guys act out, and we put the best ones in this here hat to use. So we're gonna start with..." I pulled a slip of paper out of the hat and laughed as I read it. "If Sesshomaru were cast in famous movies."

Obviously, Inuyasha didn't hesitate to start off this game. He walked down to the center of the stage and said in a dull, uninterested voice, "Anyone?... Anyone?... Anyone?"

I buzzed him to stop.

"Anyone?"

Bzz!

"Bueller?"

Bzz!

"Bueller?"

Bzz!

"Sit, boy?" Kagome spoke up. Inuyasha slammed to the ground and finally got the hint. Then Miroku went up and threw his arms out at his sides.

"At long last, I am the king of the world! Hahahahahaha!"

Bzz!

Inuyasha went up again and said, doing his best Sesshomaru impression, "Frankly, Kagura, I refuse to give a damn."

Bzz!

I laughed a little. "Oh-kay, umm..." I pulled another slip out of the hat. "Oh, here's a good one. Deleted scenes from Castle Beyond the Looking Glass."

Inuyasha and Kagome immediately blushed at the mere mention of the movie, but the two went up anyway. It was, of course, the only scene really worth remembering. Kagome clung to Inuyasha's arms and shouted, "I love you as a half-demon, Miroku!"

Inuyasha's eyes widened. "What the hell did you call me?"

Bzz!

Kagome and Inuyasha went back to the sides of the stage.

"It was a joke, Inuyasha."

"Yeah, I know."

"Sure ya do..."

Miroku went up, looking thoughtful. "How can I stop him from transforming?..." The audience had different reactions to this, lemme tell ya. When he walked back, Sango had her face in her hands.

"Oh God," I sighed. Oh, by the way, I got this next idea from Cacti-chan and her Whose Line fic. It's not mine and I admit it, so don't sue! "Budget cuts for Inuyasha would mean..."

Miroku went up again, holding out his right hand. "Wind Tunnel!" Then he pretended to grab a vacuum cleaner out of nowhere and hide it behind his hand.

Bzz!

Sango went up after him. "Yeah, um... just try to ignore the fact that the Hiraikotsu is now a little styrofoam boomerang, okay?"

Bzz!

She went back and Kagome came up, saying, "Due to the cut, we had to let Kikyo go, so I will now be playing two roles, aaand yay, I get to kiss Inuyasha now!"

Bzz!

Kagome went back, Inuyasha blushing a little. I drew another piece of paper. "Oh boy. The last thing you expect to hear from Naraku."

Miroku went up and cleared his throat, looking very serious. He then shouted excitedly, "PAAAARTY!"

Bzz!

I cracked up as Miroku went back and Sango came up. Her eyes widened as if she were afaid of something. "Omigod! SPIDER!"

Bzz!

Kagome's turn. "Okay, Inuyasha," she sighed, "You win. Truce?" She held out her hand for 'Inuyasha' to shake. Just as the audience started laughing, thinking she was done, she pulled back her hand and said, "Psyche!" Of course, that earned an even bigger reaction.

Bzz!
Kagome went back, proud of herself. Inuyasha went up next. He smiled and said, "Duuude!"

Bzz!

I pulled out one more piece. "The--" I cracked up before I could finish, then went on. "The real reason Kikyo and Inuyasha broke up."

Miroku walked back down. He bowed and said, "Pleasure to meet you, Lady Kikyo." The audience laughed immediately.

Bzz!

"Quite a pleasure indeed."

Bzz, bzz, bzz!

Game over. The four went back to their seats. "Alright," I said, "A thousand points to Sango for the spider thing." Sango quietly applauded herself. "Now we're gonna move onto a really good game called... Sound Effects! This one is for Inuyasha and Miroku." The audience applauded as Inuyasha and Miroku went back up to the stage. I walked into the audience and immediately spotted two girls that looked very familiar to me.

"Hey, you're Tohru?" I asked.

"Yes," Tohru Honda nodded.

I looked at the girl next to her. "And you're Kagura, right?"

"Yup," smiled Kagura Sohma.

Something then occured to Tohru. "How did you know our--"

"I'm a big fan of the show. Can you guys come down here with me?"

"Sure." The two of them followed me back to the stage, and I introduced them to the guys. "Guys, this is Tohru and Kagura." The four said their hellos, and Miroku was obviously trying to restrain himself from doing his trademark... thing. The girls walked off to the side of the stage and I handed each of them a microphone. "Alright, so here's how this game works: Inuyasha and Miroku are gonna act out a scene, and, Tohru and Kagura, whenever they prompt you to, you're gonna do sound effects for them. Kagura, you'll be doing effects for Miroku..." Miroku silently cheered himself and the audience laughed. "...and Tohru, you're gonna do Inuyasha's. So, the scene is..." I looked at the card and laughed a little. "Miroku and Inuyasha are two guys spying on Inuyasha's --quote, unquote-- sister's sleepover with her friends, he and Miroku planning to scare the heck out of them somehow."

"Are you serious?" Miroku laughed.

Inuyasha put a hand to his forehead and said, "This should be interesting."

"So whenever you guys are ready, go ahead."

The scene began with Miroku and Inuyasha crouching down, pretending to hide behind a bush or something. Miroku held a pair of imaginary binoculars up to his eyes and laughed excitedly. "This is unbelievable!" He whispered to Inuyasha.

"Don't get too excited, buddy," said Inuyasha. "If they get close enough to the window they'll see us."

Tohru took this as a prompt and weakly exclaimed, "Aah!"

The guys stared ahead as if to look in the window with strange expressions on their faces. "I think one of them just stepped on a cat," Miroku laughed.

"Did they see us?" Inuyasha asked.

"Doesn't look like it."

"Omigod!" said Kagura.

"Now they saw us!"

"Yeah."

"So what do we do?" Miroku asked.

Inuyasha thought for a moment. "Hm... I got it! We'll make sounds like owls so they don't suspect anything."

"That's perfect!" Miroku replied. "Let's do it really loud and clearly so they think we're really owls."

"Got it."

Prompt! "Uh, hoo, wh-who, whoo." "Who, who, hoo hoo."

The guys were silent in confusion as the audience laughed.

"I, uh... I think there's a ghost behind us," said Miroku.

"Really? I thought that was a drowning cow." More hysterics from the audience.

"Okay, think we're in the clear?" Miroku asked after a moment.

"I don't know, let's check," Inuyasha replied. He turned his head aside, twitching his ear to listen for anything. "...Nothin', we're good."

"Okay... Hey, I know!" Miroku exclaimed. "What if we pretend we're wolves and try to scare 'em? Then they come out here and we get to see 'em all in--"

"Shoulda stopped at the wolves part," said Inuyasha, "but that does sound like a pretty good idea. I say we try it out."

Miroku nodded. "Okay, we're gonna have to be low at first, but then we gotta get louder so they can really hear us."

"Sounds good."

"Alright, on three, ready? One, two, three!"

"... Grr, rrrrr..." "Awoooooooohahaha!"

Miroku turned to Inuyasha and laughed. "That was the worst wolf impression I've ever heard!"

Inuyasha smacked his forehead. "Like you did any better."

"...Which one was me?"

"Who cares?"

"I'll just leave it at that then." Miroku looked aside. "Hey, wait, they're coming out. Look!" He pointed in front of him, designating a prompt.

"Aaaaaahhhhh!" "Thump thump thump thump."

Inuyasha rose an eyebrow. "What was that thumping?"

Miroku pondered this for a moment. "I uh, think that was them running."

"They got some big feet," Inuyasha laughed.

Bzz! Bzz!

The game was over. I stood up, thanked the girls for playing, and walked them back to their seats, as the guys did the same.

I got back to my desk and laughed. "Oh, man, that was great. A thousand points to the guys and Tohru and Kagura." The audience cheered. "Alright, now let's go on to a game called 90-Second Alphabet. This one's for Kagome, Inuyasha, and Sango." The three got up as I went on. "So, in this game, one of you guys has to start off the scene with a sentence that starts with a specific letter of the alphabet, and, audience, what is that letter gonna be?" I turned around to face the audience.

"T!" someone shouted.

"Okay, T. So one of you has to start a sentence with the letter T, then next one with the letter U and so on until you get back to T. But the thing is, you only have ninety seconds to do all this. And if you don't get it that's okay, but if you do, that would be good, too. Anyway, the scene is..." I looked at the card. "You're waiting to get into a movie and are growing impatient that you haven't gotten in yet. And... go!" I set my little stopwatch and the game began.

(a/n: this part will be in script format b/c I found it easier to write out that way.)

Inuyasha: "Tonight would be nice. I'd really like to get in there tonight!"

Sango: "Uhh, maybe we're next in line."

Inuyasha: "Very funny."

Kagome: "Why do you guys always have to argue?"

Inuyasha: "...Xylophones argue more than we do!"

Sango: "Yeah, you two fight a lot more often."

Kagome: "...Zzzzzzzzzebras! Where the heck did those zebras come from?"

Sango: "A-ha! So I'm not the only one that sees them!"

Inuyasha: "But what about the movie?"

Kagome: "Calm down, Inuyasha, we'll get in there."

Inuyasha: "Do you really think so?"

Kagome: "Eri, you guys know my friend Eri? Her dad works here, I'm sure he'll get us in soon enough."

Sango: "For the last time, Kagome, I don't see him anywhere!"

Inuyasha: "God, how do you even know what he looks like?"

Sango: "...How do you know I don't know what he looks like?"

Inuyasha?

Kagome: "I forgot! He's not working tonight! Dang it!"

Sango: "Just relax--"

Inuyasha: "Kagome."

Kagome: "...Like to finish each other's sentences, huh?"

Inuyasha: "Maybe, maybe--"

Sango: "Not."

me: "30 seconds!"

Kagome: "Oh-kay, you guys are weird."

Inuyasha: "People are moving up! We'll be in there in no time!"

Sango: "Quicker, they need to be quicker!"

Kagome: "Really, the movie'll be starting any minute now!"

Inuyasha: "Sango, Kagome, cool it. They always show, like, ten minutes of trailers for other movies."

Sango and Kagome: "True."

Bzz!

The audience cheered as the three went back to their seats. I smiled. "Not bad for your first game, guys. Thousand points each." They smiled in return. "Alright, we'll be right back with more Whose Line: Anime Style! Please review, and don't go anywhere!"

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'til then:)