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Diclame things here: I do not own any of these characters except maybe the saucy NPC. I own him so bad it hurts my breakfast.
We begin this next chapter with Kalas running like a deranged lunatic back towards Zosma tower, leaving Gibari and the others behind to fight the undead god. He reached the tower in a matter of minutes and burst through the tower's entrance.
"Oh, so you came back for the kid after all." The tower master said. Kalas ran up the stairs and stopped when he noticed that the yellow block was lying broken in front of him. He turned towards the tower master.
"Your tower's fucking broken!" He screamed. Lyude pulled his legs out of the hole in the floor above Kalas and lay flat on his stomach so he could pop his head over the space and look down.
"Hi!" He called out. Kalas looked up.
"Get your ass down here." He growled. Lyude raised an eyebrow.
"I can't." He responded blandly. Kalas frowned before summoning his wings.
"Hey, you can't break the tower's rules!" The tower master shouted. Kalas pointed his finger at the old man.
"Fuck your rules!"
"Fuck your face!" The master replied.
"Help me down!" Lyude screamed, taking the two men by surprise. The bluenette bent his knees and propelled himself off of the ground and flew up to Lyude and grabbed him by his shoulders, which was a very awkward position, and dragged the redhead downward. Lyude grabbed onto Kalas for dear life as the bluenette lost his balance and crashed down upon the broken yellow brick. Kalas moaned in pain as Lyude scrambled up and fell off of him and onto the stairs. Lyude got up and pulled Kalas to his feet.
"That's what you get for breaking the rules." The tower master said scornfully. Kalas' eye twitched.
"Okay…that's it. I've had enough of you." He seethed, pulling a magnus out of his deck. There was a flash and before anyone could react accordingly, Kalas had thrown a spherical object at the tower master and had beamed him in the head. The master collapsed onto the ground, snoring loudly. Lyude lowered his face into his hand.
"Kalas…"
"VICTORY!" The bluenette said, throwing up his arms in some sort of victory pose before grabbing Lyude around the waist and jumping down off the platform they were on rather than taking the stairs. He then unceremoniously dropped Lyude and ran off screaming "Shit, I forgot about Malpercio!" Lyude scrambled to his feet and ran off after the pseudo hero.
By the time the two popular victims of yaoi fan fiction arrived at the war scene, the battle was over.
"What happened?" Lyude asked, painting and out of breath. Gibari turned from his place beside a fallen villager.
"Oh you know. Malpercio got wounded and Melodia started spazzing and flew off to Cor Hydra so she could heal Malpercio…no thanks to you." He ended angrily. Lyude gasped, crestfallen.
"You left me behind!" He shouted. Gibari rubbed his chin in thought.
"You're Kalas' responsibility." The fisherman stated. Lyude started to speak but bit his lip halfway through the first syllable of a naughty word, crossed his arms and turned his head away from Gibari angrily. Xelha walked up to Lyude and placed her hand on her hip.
"Why aren't you mad at Mizuti or Savyna?" She asked. It was at this point that Kalas walked up to her and shoved her violently away from the redhead and into a pile of…air.
"You're overanalyzing this! No one cares!" He screamed. Gibari walked over towards Xelha and helped her up. Kalas jabbed his finger in his direction. "Where's Savyna and Mizuti?!"
"Not…here?" Gibari supplied. Kalas stood silent for a good minute before growling angrily and crying out in frustration.
"Dauuuuuuym bluebell, you tense. You need to get laid bad." One of Krumly's NPC lackeys said, eyebrows raised. Kalas silently ripped the sonic rifle out of Lyude's hands and threw it at the saucy boy, very successfully hitting the boy's head and knocking him to the ground. Most of the spectators winced.
"Um, Kalas, maybe you should stop killing people in the face." Lyude suggested, lightly placing his fingers on the bluenette's left shoulder. Savyna and Mizuti then walked in on the scene, Savyna holding a chocolate ice-cream cone and Mizuti holding a strawberry one. They more of less went unnoticed.
"Maybe you should start." Kalas winked at the redhead. Lyude drew his eyebrows together in confusion.
"I don't get it." He said frowning. Kalas frowned as well. Gibari coughed awkwardly.
"So I guess I better get going now…" Gibari said, taking a few steps backwards. Kalas shot his glance over towards the older man who was not starting to turn around and break into a run. The bluenette grabbed a card out of Lyude's deck and summoned a bowl of soup and threw it at Gibari; successfully hitting him in the back of the head and scalding the man with its contents.
"AH GODS DAMN IT WHY DOES YOUR AIM HAVE TO BE SO GOOD!?" Gibari screamed before collapsing onto the ground.
"VENGANCE!" Kalas bellowed, causing all NPCs in the area to run away screaming.
"Stop throwing my stuff!" Lyude yelled at the raging bluenette. Kalas ignored the redhead and instead chose to pick him up and chuck him at Xelha, who was now trying to run away herself. Mizuti licked her ice-cream.
"...shall we go destroy Malpercio then?" Savyna asked her.
"Kay." The magician nodded and the two of them walked calmly out of the village and towards the docks, leaving the rest of the party behind.
And so the two women succeeded in destroying Malpercio and saving the world of Baten Kaitos while no one was watching.
The end.
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S OVER. But no worries mates. I'll be posting more stories soon. But I'm going to be taking a more serious tone for awhile. Hope you won't kill me, ne? ANYWAY, don't question my logic behind this.
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