Akatsuki Bowling Team

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Some Background…

Each year Akatsuki gets challenged to some crazy sporting event that they usually end up losing. Last year they lost a ping pong tournament to team Konoha, this year they have been challenged to a bowling tournament by team Orochimaru. Akatsuki is pretty psyched about the big bowl off, they are certain that this is their year to win…

"Okay, I don't want any of you screwing this up this year. We have to beat Orochimaru and his team of losers." Sasori was the king of pep talks. Deidara was so nervous about his poor bowling skills that he had successfully twirled his hair around his finger until he nearly tied it in a knot. Itachi, being the confident one that he was, had faith that his bowling skills could help them out. Hidan and Kakuzu didn't really understand bowling, but they liked the different colored balls. Tobi…well…he liked the electronic scorecard. Zetsu and Kisame were OK bowlers, but they weren't great.

Team Orochimaru consisted of Orochimaru, Kabuto, Sasuke, Kimimaru, Sakon, Tatuya, Jiroubou, and Kidoumaru. Currently. Everyone was getting ready, suiting up in horrifying bowling shoes that Itachi and Deidara would simply not stop botching about and Orochimaru was polishing his purple bowling ball. So, the bowling pattern would go like this: Itachi against Sasuke, Sasori against Orochimaru, Zetsu, against Kimimaru, Deidara against Tatuya, Hidan against Sakon, Kisame against Kabuto, Kakuzu against Jiroubou, and Tobi against Kidoumaru.

"Best 2 out of 3 games. Winner gets a discount card for area businesses and 5 dollars off their next Pizza Hut Pizza." Sasori said shaking Orochimaru's hand. And so Itachi and Sasuke were the first to bowl…

"God! You think you can bowl better than me!" Itachi yelled at Sasuke, however it was just then that Itachi tried to pick up the 20 pound ball. Well, he was a total wuss and opted for the 7 pound ball instead. Sasuke was holding Orochimaru's purple ball.

"Itachi! Quit being a dumb ass and throw a strike!" Sasori demanded. Itachi pulled the dumb blonde act…funny that was usually Deidara's job…

"What's a strike?" Itachi asked irritated. Kisame rolled his eyes.

"You dumb ass! It's knocking all 10 pins down now go bowl against the brother you hate!" Itachi and Sasuke glared at one another, although Itachi was secretly thinking: 'I get so much more action than you'. Itachi prepared to throw the ball and he most definitely wasn't the most graceful bowler, he was more like an antelope who just got stuck in a subway car door…and so the ball when screeching towards the pins.

"Alright! Yeah! Itachi! That was awesome, yeah!" Deidara yelled at him, even though Itachi had only knocked over 1 pin. Oh, this was going to be a long night. Sasuke knocked over 5 pins and so Akatsuki was already pissed that they were losing because Itachi INSISTED on bowling first.

"Okay, Itachi you get another bowl, this time don't screw up!" Sasori nagged. Itachi insisted on fixing his hair in between balls, after all the flailing style of bowling he had, tossed it everywhere. The second ball didn't go to well…it ended up three lanes away because Itachi got so pissed at Sasuke continuously insisting that he had better skin than Itachi that he flung the ball through the bowling alley.

Sasori was once again considering his resignation from Akatsuki…besides he could always join the FBI or the Steel Workers Union…they were great bowlers…