This chapter is co-written with my sis, Luvs-Zac-Efron
Miley ran into her house and bursted into tears.
"WHY THE HELL AM I DRESSED LIKE A FREAKIN' POWER RANGER! JACKSON, THIS HAS YOUR STUPID GAY NAME ALL OVER IT! COME FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!!" Miley held up her fist and Jackson hid behind Lilly.
"Save me nurse Lilly." He whispered. She screamed high pitch and punched him in the jaw.
"AHHHHHHHH! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISION TO TOUCH ME YOU LESBO!!" Lilly screamed. Jackson backed away and said,
"I just put my hand on your shoulder!"
"AND DID I GIVE YOU PERMISION, TO TOUCH MY SHOULDER?" Lilly thundered.
"No ma'am! ….but ummm…I'm sorry…?" Jackson asked.
"YOU BETTER BE!" Lilly thundered.
"bitch." Jackson whispered. She spun around,
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!?" She grabbed him by the collar.
Silence.
"I SAID, WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
"That..your..a bitch." Jackson said nervously. She smacked him and busted out crying.
"I'm a h-horrible person!!!" They looked over at Miley, who was looking at a picture of Ryan (Evans).
Ry-Ryan w-why d-did you leave me? Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Hey, where's Oliver?" Robbie Ray asked. They all looked around. He was standing on the balcony, He stared out at the little un-proper people running around in circles. A Spanish person ran up to him doing there little Mexican dances while eating raw pigs on a stick and screaming, "AI AI AI!".
"Es ta yumts outh suave juju lalala!!"
"WTF you stupid bitchy Mexican freak! get out of my damn Pooh face and go eat your little piggy yums yums!!" He screamed. The person wiped away an imaginary tear and said,
"Yums-yums! You no keep mine!! AI CURUMBA" He ran off and pulled out a water gun.
"A:ONHDEIOCB efkjwn weifnh!!"
TRANSLATION:
"Me kill me and you die of hurted hearty!!"
Me: KELLY! WE CAN'T PUT THIS IN HERE!! WE ARE NOT TRYING TO MAKE FUN AT HISPANIC PEOPLE!! A LOT OF MY FRIENDS IS HISPANIC!!! ON WITH THE STORY!!
"Okkkkk…just go eat your pig." Oliver said. The person ran off. Miley came out and screamed,
"WHY AM I DRESSED LIKE A POWER RANGER?!" He shrugged and said,
"I DON'T KNOW!! I MISS RY-RY!" She started crying and said,
"ME TOO!" They cried together and Lilly came out and said,
"Miley, you got a package!!" Miley opened the package and Jesse McCartney popped out.
"HANNAH!" He screamed. Miley screamed and said,
"I'M NOT HANNAH YOU DAMN FREAK!!! SEE? I HAVE BROWN HAIR!!! GAH!" He just laughed and grew wings, and jumped into the sky and flew away. She started crying again and Jackson handed her a Raspberry Tootsie Roll Pop. A smile covered her face and she grabbed the sucker. She opened it and starred at it with wide eye sand a crazy grin.
"Yummy to my tummy." She said. She popped it in her mouth and said,
"I love my sucker."
"You do know that if you eat it, it will be gone." Robbie Ray said. She burst into tears and said,
"NO! WHY DOES EVERYTHING I LOVE ALWAYS LEAVE?" After a moment she got bored and started eating it again. Then it broke and was gone.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She screamed.
A/n: Will Oliver ever see Ryan again? Will Jesse ever come back? Will Miley ever get a new sucker? Or most importantly, WILL MILEY EVER FIND OUT WHY SHE'S DRESSED AS A POWER RANGER? Okay that was stupid. And again, please don't feel insulted by the Hispanic thing. That was just something Kelly's friend sent on IM as an idea. It's not meant to be insulting. I'm SO NOT prejudice, so please don't think that. REVIEW! Oh and if you wondering,
NO I'm NOT sane.