WHO IS THE SEME? Fight one.

Kakashi and Iruka

Which one reads perverted books that usually only girls read? …Kakashi.

Which one giggles? ….Kakashi….

Which one acts like a mom? IRUKA!

Which one has a ponytail? IRUKA!

Which one has a higher rank? Kakashi.

Which one doesn't act like he's PMSing a lot? Umm, Kakashi?

Which one is usually sugar sweet? Iruka!

So, who's the uke? …. Kakashi?

WRONG!

The seme winner is… HATAKE KAKASHI!

The uke is… UMINO IRUKA!

----GHETTOFABULOUSLINE----

Me: Um. This is what happens when you do crack, kids.

Kaka: oooh! So I'M seme, hear that, my little uke?

Iru: what! How did he win!
Me: UHM! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!

Iru: -attacks me-
Me: what happened to your motherliness!