Worst Case Scenario

Thanks to the Fanfiction Fox for: Best Case Scenario, the story had nothing to do with this idea but the title did.

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Deep within the planet of Mmm Mm Mm Mm Mmm! Toasty, surrounded by Eggman's death bots, millions of miles away from home, were Eggman and Sonic. Each on different pillars over the magma they were having a stare down. Sonic, having a fight with the death bots ealyer, was badly bruised and had at least ten broken bones, he was carrying the bleeding and probably dead body of Tails. Sonic new there was no good way out of this, no food, no home, dead Tails, a stupidly named planet, but he knew that he had to defeat Eggman, even though the man was so he'd probably forget what he wanted to take over and become a bartender.

"I'll defeat you somehow!" yelled Sonic as he groaned in pain from trying to stand.

"Oh no, Sonic is going to defeat me." mocked Eggman. "What are you going to do, insult me to death?"

"Well…" thought Sonic as he took a book from Tails dead body and threw it to him.

Eggman tried to grab it but it hit his head, he picked it up. "The Egg-Insult Book?"

"Just read it." ordered Sonic.

Eggman thought this was stupid as he opened it and skimmed through the pages. "Egg-Head, Egg-Ass, Egg-Tard? Is egg insults all you have?"

"Look in the last page." said Sonic.

Eggman turned the book to the last page. "Retard? Ha ha, very funny."

"Better than you come up with." remarked Sonic.

"Well…It doesn't matter if you can attack me anyway, for last week I have become a level 28 dark wizard." said Eggman as he summoned a staff.

"Well, I'm a level 60 Warlock!" said Sonic.

"Really?" asked Eggman in amazement.

"Well, my mom would always say I was one in her eyes." replied Sonic.

Eggman fell down in laughter, doing so his pillar broke. He fell down and was burnt to death.

At that moment, Sonic thought we could live at peace on the little pillar he was on, but there was one thing he didn't see…

"Ooo look! I'm Sonic!" cried an annoyingly high voice.

"Yay, now me and froggy have some else to talk to!" said an annoyingly deep and stupid voice.

Sonic suddenly remembered those voices, fear filled into everyone cell of his body as he slowly turned around fearing for the worst.

"I can now tell him all the hints about the opponents he never will care about or even fight!"

"We can look for foggy aallll dddaaaayyyy lllloooonnnngg!"

Sonic felt like jumping off right then and there, but his legs were too broken from the death bot battle. He panicked and looked for the nearest sharp rock to stab himself with, but it was too late…

"AND WE'LL DO IT FOREVER!"

The. Worst. Case. Scenario. Ever.

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