Iruka's Date
I don't own Naruto.
Kakashi and Iruka were having a normal conversation, but then Kakashi brought up something strange.
"Hey Iruka are you doing anything today besides your mission today."
"No", said Iruka, "why?"
"Good I set you up on a blind date through some company so I can have your easy chuunin mission", said Kakashi.
"Screw you Kakashi."
"Your gonna meet her in the park then go to Lao's restuarant at 8:00.'
"Do I have too", said Iruka.
"Hell yeah I already payed for this."
Around 7:45 Iruka made his way to the park wondering if it was someone he knew. When he reached the park there was only one person there, it was Sakura.
"Sakura what are you doing here", said Iruka.
"Naruto set me up on a blind date so he could train with Tsunade."
"So you mean your my date", said Iruka with disgust.
"But isn't that kinda...wrong", said Sakura.
"Yeah but Kakashi said he'd push me in a wood chipper if I didn't go on the date."
"So I guess it's a date", they both said.
While walking to the restuarant random citizens were saying nasty things about Iruka and Sakura.
"You sick pervert", said a guy in blue jeans.
"Nasty bastard", said a girl in blue.
"Next time get an older prostitute", said some old lady.
When all the harrasment was over and they arrived at the restuarant they both ordered soup. It turned out to be alphabet soup, Sakura's didn't really say any thing but in Iruka's you could clearly make out the words "child molester". When their hamburgers arrived Iruka lifted the bun of his burger and the ketchup was in the shape of a hand flicking Iruka off.
After finishing their meal(he didn't leave a tip) Iruka decided to walk Sakura home. On the way home the waiter that served them rode by on a bike and threw some trash at Iruka for his notleavingtipness. They finally reached Sakura's door step when Iruka went to kiss Sakura (like in all those crappy movies on t.v.) but before it made contact Rock lee jumped off of Sakura's roof.
"Mine", screamed Lee as he grabbed Sakura and ran in a random direction.