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TEEN TITANS: ALADDIN

Chapter I

Control Freak enters the set in full movie director's attire. "Awright, people!" he called out. "I'll be your director for the whole movie! Let's get this baby started!"

At this, he rubbed his hands together and laughed menacingly. Everyone gave him dead-pan stares.

"Dudes, when did he become director?" Beast Boy cried with horror and shock. "Where's Isla?"

"She's having other businesses to attend. So we'll do without her," Control Freak explained. "Okay, let's get this show on the road! Places, everybody!"

Everyone scrambled to their roles.

"LIGHTS!" Control Freak shouted. A flash of bright light shone upon his eyes. "Not on me, you idiot!"

"Sorry," Dr. Light apologized. Then he added, "Not."

"CAMERA!"

"Rolling!" Fang shouted.

"And... ACTION!"

We began our movie with a view of a vast desert during sundown. We hear Aqualad's voice sweeping among the breeze as he was seen riding a camel Beast Boy had morphed into.

"This is so stupid," Aqualad groans. But he began the opening song.

Oh I come from a land

From a faraway place

Where the caravan camels roam

Where it's flat and immense

And the heat is intense

It's barbaric, but hey--it's home!

"You don't say. Wow, I'm impressed," Raven said off-screen, rolling her eyes. Aqualad ignores this remark and continues singing. And doing a good job too.

When the wind's at your back

And the sun's from the west

And the sand in the glass is right

Come on down,

Stop on by

Hop a carpet and fly

To another Arabian night!

Then we move this scene to a view of the Agrabah. In the middle of this city, we catch a glimpse of a magnificent castle which reminds you of a vanilla sundae.

"Mmm… sundae," Control Freak sighed.

Arabian nights

Like Arabian days

More often than not

Are hotter than hot

In a lot of good ways, sang Aqualad.

The Aqualad and BB/Camel appeared at the street. Aqualad was still singing, but Beast Boy was all tired and sweating. He's about to collapse any minute. Aqualad noticed this too. He takes out Da Whip Of Doom (or DWOD, for short) and whips Beast Boy with it. BB yelps with pain.

"Dude, stop whipping me!" Beast Boy whines. His behind was now raw pink.

"No," Aqualad said. Raven cracks an amused smile.

Arabian nights

'Neath Arabian moons

A fool off his guard

Could fall and fall hard

Out there on the dunes.

Beast Boy collapsed on the ground. Tired, exhausted, and in pain. Aqualad slides off him with ease. He looks at the camera and audience. And the readers who are reading this.

"Ah, Salaam and good evening to you worthy friend," he greeted. "Please, please, come closer!"

The camera zooms in, hitting Aqualad in the face.

"Curse you, Fang! It's too close, a little too close!" Aqualad growled. Fang guffaws and he zooms the camera back out. Aqualad fixes his face and turns back to the camera.

"Welcome to Agrabah! City of mystery…"

At this, he lights up a match, which the flame ends up burning his fingers. He waved his fingers back and forth in pain.

"… of enchantment…"

During this, he wraps an arm around BB/camel. Lovingly.

"Eep, he's freaking me out," Beast Boy gulped. Raven tries to stifled her giggles.

"… and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today, come on down!" Aqualad exclaimed, and a merchandise booth appeared out of nowhere beside him. He appeared behind the counter.

"Hehe, look at this."

And he pulled out a strange looking device.

"It's a combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes English waffles! It will not break! Will not--"

Aqualad tapped it against the table and it broke. "Well, whaddaya know? It broke." He tosses it aside.

"Oh, look at this!" he exclaimed. He reached under the counter to pull out a white box.

"I've never seen one of these intact before," he said eagerly.

"You have never seen a box before?" Beast Boy gasped. Everyone groaned at his stupidity.

"Green dude, shut up," Control Freak told him.

"It is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware!" Aqualad began in an excited whisper. "Listen."

With that, he pried it open, made a small raspberry sound, and slammed it shut.

"See? Still good… hey, why is my character goofy?"

The camera started to pan to the right and Aqualad hurries to catch up to it.

"Wait! Wait, don't go!" He pleaded. He finally took hold of the camera. "I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare. Then I think you would be reward to consider this."

Aqualad reaches into his sleeve and pulls out a… teapot?

Control Freak chuckled nervously. "I like teapots."

"We're doomed," said Robin, a la C-3PO.

"Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts."

Another pan, this one to the left. Again, Aqualad rushes to catch up.

"Will you stop moving the camera, Fang!" he yelled.

"Never," Fang muttered happily.

"Fine…" Aqualad turns to the camera. "Listen, this is no ordinary teapot! It once changed the course of a young teenager's life. Who liked this teapot was more than what that teenager seemed… A diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale?" Aqualad asked.

"Ooh! Ooh! I love bedtime stories!" Beast Boy giggles enthusiastically. Aqualad pours shiny sand from the teapot into his hand.

"It begins on a dark night, where a dark villain waits, with a dark purpose." At the last line, Aqualad said with mystery he throws the sand into the sky, where it forms a starry nightscape. Beast Boy, backstage, quickly morphs into another animal.

Darkness had fallen over the quiet desert. All was calm. The only sign of life was a green horse (Beast Boy again). Sitting on top of the horse is a mysterious person in blackness with the outline of a teenager. A bird-like creature is resting on the man's shoulder.

Another horse came up to the first horse and stopped. Gizmo jumps down from the horse and looks up at the lone stranger.

"You… are late." A pair of gleaming eyes glared down at Gizmo.

"A thousand apologies, O patient, wart-faced snotmuncher," Gizmo said giving a bow. "Out of all the snots out there, why do I end up working for you!"

"Because I'm paying you that's why! Anyway, do you have it then?" The teenager asked.

"Oh yeah," Gizmo said. "Had to rob several banks, slit a few throats, and beat up a couple of old ladies to get it." He reaches into his sleeve and pulls out half of a scarab medallion and held it out but retracts it quickly. "Ah ah ah… The treasure…?"

Cyborg screeched as he flew past Gizmo's hand, snatching the medallion away. He flew back to the teenager.

"Aw man, why am I a parrot!" he groaned. He drops the half scarab and it was caught by Kitten. She wore a similar outfit of Jafar's but it was all pink. Pink, people! PINK! Her fingers curled around the item.

"Trust me my pungent friend," she smirks, "you'll get what's coming to you." "What's coming to you!" Cyborg screeched. "Awk!"

During this, Kitten pulls out the other half of the medallion. She connects them, and the insect medallion begins to glow. Finally, it flies out of her hands, and is off towards the dunes.

"Quickly, follow the trail!" she commanded. They all ride off, following the glowing speck of light. The insect medallion flew much faster than before.

"Faster!" Kitten shrieked at Beast Boy, whipping him with DWOD.

"Will you stop whipping me!" Beast Boy yelped from sheer torture.

The chase continues for a few moments until the scarab reaches a large dune. It separates into two and the halves plunge into the dune. All that remains are two glowing points of light on the dune. Kitten and Gizmo stopped and watch with anticipation. Suddenly, the dune begins to rise up, transforming into a giant dragon's head, with the glowing points serving as the eyes.

The dragon opened it's mouth wide to reveal a cave.

"Please, isn't that dragon Malchior?" Starfire asked curiously.

"He wanted a role in the movie, so I gave him one!" Control Freak said.

Malchior glared at him. "I was supposed to be Jafar!"

Control Freak shrugs his shoulders instead.

Kitten, Cyborg, and Gizmo stared at the dragon's head with awe.

"At last," Kitten exclaimed, "after all my years of searching, the Cave of Wonders!"

"Awk! Cave of wonders!" Cyborg squawked again.

"Whoa," Gizmo gasped.

Kitten grabs his shirt and pulls his face towards hers.

"Now remember, Baldie! Bring me the teapot!" she told him. "The rest of the treasure is yours, but the teapot… is mine!"

Then she releases him. Gizmo starts to approach the dragon's mouth as he chuckles.

"Awk, the lamp! Awk, the lamp!" Cyborg squawked twice. Now that he and Kitten are alone, he lowers his voice in normal English.

"Jeez, where'd ya dig this bozo up?" he asked her.

"I heard that, Tinman!" Gizmo said.

Kitten puts her finger to her lips and shushes Cyborg.

Gizmo reaches the cave, but is blown away by the roar of the cave's speaking.

"Who disturbs my slumber?" Malchior's voice boomed.

Gizmo's knees began to tremble. He spoke up cautiously.

"It is I, Gizmo, a humble thief," he answered.

"Of course," Malchior said with sarcasm. Then he added in his booming voice, "Know this! Only one may enter here. One whose worth lies far within. A diamond in the rough!"

Gizmo turns to Kitten with a questioning look.

"Well, what are you waiting for?" Kitten asked impatiently. "Go on!"

Gizmo gulps. He hesitates, then moves one foot inside the cave. Then he plants his foot down. Nothing happens. Relieved, he begins to relax when another roar comes. Gizmo screams with terror. He tries to turn back, but the dragon's mouth slams shut and the dune collapses back to normal. All that are left are Kitten, Cyborg, and the two separated halves of the medallion.

"Seek thee out, the diamond in the rough..." Malchior's voice trail off.

Cyborg unburied himself from the sand, coughing as he does so.

"I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! We are never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp!" he shouted with fury. During his rants, he flies back bringing the two scarab halves back to Kitten and rests on her shoulder.

"Just forget it. Look at this. Look at this! I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!"

"Patience, Cyborg. Patience!" she told him. "Gizmo was obviously less than worthy."

"Why you--" Gizmo growled off-stage.

Cyborg began his rants again, this time, with extreme sarcasm.

"Oh, there's a big surprise! That's an incred--I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from not surprise! What're we gonna do? We got a big problem here! A big prob-"

Kitten clamps his mouth shut.

"Yes, we do," she agreed. "Only one may enter. One who is worthy. I must find this one, this...diamond in the rough."

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