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She was well-bred
Yet had a thing for pirates
She was almost killed by a too-tight corset
That's where I
Saved her life
She told me that her Dad was Gov'ner
I said "In that case I'll have rum three times over."
she said "Vile!"
and then in thirty seconds time she said
"I want to live like common pirates
I want to do whatever common pirates do
I want to sleep with common pirates
I want to sleep with common pirates like you."
Oh,what else could I do?
I said "I'll see what I can do."
I took her to Tortuga's taverns
I don't know why, but I had to lure her somewhere
so I lured her there
I said "Pretend you're not hygiene-y."
But she just laughed an said "Oh, you smell funny."
I said "Yeah?
Well I can't see anyone else bathing in here
Are you sure?
You want to live like common pirates
You want to steal whatever common pirates steal
You want to sleep with common pirates
You want to sleep with common pirates like me?"
But she didn't understand
She just smiled and held my hand
Get a post aboard a ship
Braid your hair and paint your lips
Drink some rum and get a sword
Forget you ever knew a Lord
But still you'll never get it right
Cos when you're below decks at night
Watching bilge-rats climb the wall
If you asked your Dad he would stop it all
Yeah
You'll never live like common pirates
You'll never do what common pirates do
You'll never betray like common pirates
You'll never watch your ship sail out of view
And then rape, pillage, and screw
Because there's nothing else to do
Sing along with the common pirates
Sing along and it might just get you through
Laugh along with the common pirates
Laugh along even though they're laughing at you
And the stupid things that you do
Cos you think buccaneers are cool
Like a dog lying in a corner
They'll betray and mutineer
Look out
They'll maroon you, no doubt
Cos everybody hates a tourist
Especially one who thinks it's
All such a laugh
Yeah and the blood stains and sweat will come out in a bath
You will never understand
How it feels to live your life
With no restrictions or rules
And to be nobody's fool
You are amazed that they exist
And they freely live whilst you merely watch them sail by
Get a post aboard a ship
Braid your hair and paint your lips
Drink some rum and get a sword
Forget you ever knew a Lord
But still you'll never get it right
Cos when you're below decks at night
Watching bilge-rats climb the wall
If you asked your Dad he would stop it all
Yeah
You'll never live like common pirates
You'll never do what common pirates do
You'll never betray like common pirates
You'll never watch your ship sail out of view
And then rape, pillage, and screw
Because there's nothing else to do
I want to live with common pirates like you
I want to live with common pirates like you
I want to live with common pirates like you
I want to live with common pirates like you
I want to live with common pirates like you
I want to live with common pirates like you
I want to live with common pirates like you
I want to live with common pirates like you
Drink up me hearties
Yo ho!