AN:
JK: It's the sequel to Why Me? Woo! OC storm, though.

Disclaimer: I own nothing except Kitchi. JM owns Mii, Neko owns herself, Sotto owns herself, and Zorfendor owns himself.

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Xemnas was relaxing in his chair in the meeting room. Kitchi wanted to invite some of her friends to accompany them on their mission. Her had told her yes, thinking that it would keep her out of his ridiculously long hair.

"Superior! They're here!" Kitchi called. Everyone in the meeting room sat up. In the doorway next to Kitchi, there were four people, looking to be about her age or one year older. "These are my friends, Mii, Neko, Sotto, and Zorfendor!"

"Hi." A boy with dirty blonde hair said.

"What's up?" A girl with dirty blonde hair asked.

"Anime freaks!" A girl with golden-colored hair shrieked.

"Oookay…" A boy with matted, dirty blonde hair said.

"Umm…who's who?" Xaldin asked.

"Mii." The boy with dirty blonde hair said.

"Neko." The girl with dirty blonde hair said.

"Sotto." The girl with golden-colored hair said.

"Zorfendor." The boy with matted, dirty blonde hair said.

"Okay, then. Do you all have something to do? It's a VERY long ride."

"Yes."

"Yeah."

"I wish I had Jerry…"

"Sotto! The last thing we need is you beating the tar out of someone!"

"Aren't they a…colorful crowd…" Vexen commented. At that moment, Sotto stubbed her toe.

"Ow! Sonuva…that (Bleep)ing wall! I can't believe I (Bleep)ing stubbed my (Bleep)ing toe! Aw, (Bleep)! JK keeps typing Bleep every time I try to say (Bleep)!" She yelled, along with a few other choice words that JK cannot type because she's trying to keep this fic rated Teen.

"I'm starting to like them…" Demyx said. Xigbar shot him the Evil Eye and Demyx was instantly silenced.

"Are you okay?" Zexion asked.

"Yeah, just tired." Demyx said. Xigbar averted everyone's gaze.

"To the Gummi Ship!" Xemnas yelled.

"OOC…" Kitchi commented. In the Organization's Gummi Ship, Kitchi, Mii, Neko, Sotto, Zorfendor, Demyx, Axel, and Zexion were all sitting in the back. All the other members of the Organization were sitting in chairs in order of their ranks. If they misbehaved, Demyx, Axel, and Zexion would have to sit next to a member of Organization XIII, which they weren't too happy about because Demyx would have to sit next to Xigbar, Axel would have to sit next to Saix, and Zexion would have to sit next to Vexen. No exceptions. Right after takeoff, Kitchi decided to start the annoyance craze.

"Okay, what do we do?" Axel whispered.

"We sing an annoying song as obnoxiously as we can, and when they yell at us to stop, we wait a minute, and then start a new one." Kitchi whispered back.

"Nice." Demyx whispered.

"What do we start with?" Sotto whispered.

"We'll go around starting with Zorfendor."

"Alright. Whaddya want to sing, Zorffy-Kun?" Demyx whispered.

"Zorffy-Kun? Now I KNOW you've been hanging out with Kitchi!" Zorfendor whispered savagely. "Lessee…the macaroni song!"

"What…?"

"Here." Zorfendor whispered. "Macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, put the cheese in the noodles, and whaddya get?"

"Alright, let's try it!" Kitchi whispered. "One, two, a-one, two, three, four!"

"MACARONI, MACARONI, MACARONI, MACARONI, PUT THE CHEESE IN THE NOODLES, AND WHADDYA GET?" All the people in the back sang obnoxiously.

"Oh, dear lord…" Vexen said as the singing grew louder and more obnoxious.

"Xemnas! Make them stop!" Xigbar hissed, covering his ears.

"They'll wear themselves out eventually…" Xemnas said.

-Three Hours Later-

"MACARONI, MACARONI, MACARONI, MACARONI, PUT THE CHEESE IN THE NOODLES, AND WHADDYA GET?"

"You've…GOT…to be kidding me!" Luxord said.

"They haven't worn themselves out in any way, shape, or form…" Roxas said, covering his ears. Xemnas looked ready to strangle something.

"Shut UP!" He roared. Instantly, the singing stopped.

"Okay, whose turn?" Axel whispered.

"Mine." Kitchi whispered back. "The badger song."

"What?"

"Badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, mushroom! Mushroom! Badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, mushroom! Mushroom! Badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, mushroom, mushroom! Agh! A snake! Oh, it's a snake! It's a badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers…and that's it." Kitchi whispered.

"Jeez. That's obnoxious."

"I know. Ready? One, two, a-one, two, three, four!"

BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM! AGH! A SNAKE! OH, IT'S A SNAKE! IT'S A BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!" All the people in the back sang obnoxiously. A wail of dismay rose from the members in the seats.

"They'll wear themselves down eventually…" Xemnas said through clenched teeth to no one in particular.

-Two And A Half Hours Later-

BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM! AGH! A SNAKE! OH, IT'S A SNAKE! IT'S A BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, BADGERS, MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!"

"You've…GOT…to be kidding me…"

"SHUT UP!" Xemnas roared. The singing stopped.

"Now who?" Axel whispered.

"Mii." Kitchi whispered back. "Well, Mii?"

"The song that gets on everybody's nerves."

"We all know that one. One, two, a-one, two, three, four!" Kitchi whispered.

"I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES! EVERYBODY'S NERVES! EVERYBODY'S NERVES! OH, I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!"

"Xemnas…?"

"They'll. Wear. Them. Selves. Out. Eventually!"

-Two Hours Later-

"I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES! EVERYBODY'S NERVES! EVERYBODY'S NERVES! OH, I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!"

"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Xemnas roared. The singing stopped abruptly.

"Next?" Axel whispered.

"Neko." Kitchi whispered.

"The song that never ends."

"Okay. Ready? One, two, a-one, two, three, four!"

"IT'S THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS! IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS! SOME PEOPLE, STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS! AND NOW THEY KEEP ON SINGING IT JUST BECAUSE…"

"Xem-"

"THEY'LL WEAR THEMSELVES OUT EVENTUALLY!"

-An Hour And A Half Later-

"IT'S THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS! IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS! SOME PEOPLE, STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS! AND NOW THEY KEEP ON SINGING IT JUST BECAUSE…"

"SHUT THE HELL UP RIGHT NOW!" Xemnas roared.

"They can't!" Roxas whined. "It's the song that never ends!"

"Until now, that is." Xigbar said, summoning his guns and pulling the trigger eight times. Eight yelps of pain were heard and the singing stopped. Demyx rubbed the back of his head and growled softly.

"My turn." Sotto whispered. "The peanut butter jelly time song!"

"Yup! We know it?"

"Yes."

"Good. One, two, a-one, two, three, four!"

"IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!"

"What the hell…?" Vexen asked.

"I don't think we want to know…"

-One Hour Later-

"PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!"

"SHUT UP!" Xemnas roared. "Axel, Demyx, Zexion, since it's OBVIOUS that you three can't behave, Axel, you sit next to Saix, Demyx, you sit next to Xigbar, and Zexion, you're next to Vexen."

"WHAT?" All three moaned.

"Aw, SHIT! I ALWAYS sit next to Saix!" Axel whined.

"Are you CRAZY?" Demyx screamed. "Xigbar will KILL me! Can't you see that look in his eye?"

"Vexen…doesn't look too happy…" Zexion said quietly.

"Tough." Xemnas said. Saix turned his orange eyes towards Axel, Xigbar smirked at Demyx, and Vexen just glared at Zexion.

"Shit…" Axel, Demyx, and Zexion muttered, walking to their new seats. Saix tripped Axel on his way by for an excuse to pick him up and throw him in his seat. Demyx got hit upside the head, and Zexion was cold shouldered.

(Did JK SERIOUSLY just type that awful pun?) Zexion thought. Kitchi looked at her friends and sighed. Demyx looked over at Zexion and mouthed,

'Are we there yet?'

'What?' Zexion mouthed back. Demyx gestured towards the back.

'Are we there yet?' He mouthed again.

'Gotcha…' Zexion mouthed back. It was Demyx's turn to pick the annoyance. 'Are we there yet?' Zexion mouthed to Axel. Axel nodded and looked behind him.

'Are we there yet?' He mouthed. Kitchi nodded.

'One, two, a-one, two, three , four!' Kitchi mouthed, holding up her fingers for each number.

"ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET?" Demyx, Axel, Zexion, Kitchi, Mii, Neko, Sotto, and Zorfendor screamed at the top of their luings.

"ARGH!"

"It's gonna be a LONG ride…"

AN:
JK: Axel's and Zexion's turns will come in the next chapter. If I left it any longer, I'm sure YOU'D go insane! The Macaroni song is from a clip on a website call KnoxKorner, and the clip is called, Hot Dog Stand Pt. 1. I don't remember where I heard the Badgers Song or the Peanut Butter Jelly Time Song.