Chapter 3 - Nut jobs, Roses and Head boards.
(Ok this chapter contains a male on male sex scene…so if you don't want to read the last bit don't…and uh if you think I need to put the rating up to 'M' just mention in a reply or pm)
"He sounds like a complete nut job" Roy exclaimed
"Yeah well crazy guys are attracted to me" Ed shrugged laughing
"Yeah you do have that strange auror around you" Roy grinned jokingly as he continued to type on his computer. Suddenly the screen switched off "Oh" Roy gasped softly
"What happened? Did it come unplugged?"
"I dunno" Roy looked at the buttons on the wall "I'm not great with electrical appliances" he bit his lip. Roy was renowned for being a bit hippy dippy and anti non environmental friendly products and all.
"Oh I'll fix it for you…the screen probably just came unplugged" Ed crawled down on the floor and went under Roy's desk to connect the loose wire "You always make me do the dirty work" Ed said cheekily. Roy laughed and kicked Ed's arse with his boot jokingly
"You bet Ed"
"Hey…don't do that…hey sexual harassment!" Ed called out laughing all the time
"Whhaaatt'ss going onn?" came a deep voice which was neither Ed's nor Roy's.
Ed crawled out from under the desk and looked up. It was a tall man completely made of muscle, Ed gulped…Roy's boyfriend Alex!
"Oh I was just fixing a loose cable for Roy I swear nothing was happening"
"Hey Alex" Roy said lovingly running up to him and hugging him
"Hey Roy…oh don't worry!" Alex said pompously "I was just pulling your leg"
"Oh right" Ed laughed "You got me"
"My name is Alex Louis Armstrong!" Alex said deeply putting his huge hand forward for Ed to shake…Ed frowned
"Um Alex" Roy whispered "This is Ed Elric…you've met him twice before"
"Oh do excuse me! I was never one for remembering faces"
"Well me and Alex have to go for lunch now Ed…seeya"
"Have fun, I have to call Envy any how"
"You're seeing him again?" Roy said wide eyed "Good luck"
"Yeah" Ed laughed
"Come along Roy" Alex said pompously again.
--
"He seems neurotic…kind of crazy" Ed said to Jean
"Well you know what they say about neurotic guys" Jean said knowingly "Hellcats in bed" Jean growled
"Really?"
"Oh yeah" Jean nodded
"The question is…are you going to sleep with him?"
"Well I don't know…maybe-"
"No let me rephrase…are you going to sleep with anyone again?" Jean asked slightly cruelly. Ed rolled his eyes "That's the real question!"
--
That evening when Ed went to see Envy he bought on the way a single red rose. It was just a gift, Ed did not think much of it, just something to show his appreciation to Envy. Envy however, was ecstatic
"Oh wooowwww…a rose? A red rose!" he squealed "Did you know different coloured roses mean different things?"
"Really?" Ed asked confused
"Yeah…like red means romance, love and passion…to give someone a rose means you love them…not that I'm saying that you love me or anything…but maybe one day…hopefully…no pressure" he said almost scarily. Ed gulped. Envy was a weirdo, a fast mover and possibly a "nut job" in Roy's words…but still Ed found this new relationship very exciting. He'd never met anyone like Envy before.
"Hey should we get a cab?" Ed asked quickly changing the subject
"Sure" Envy perked up flashing his violet eyes over to a cab speeding by
Ed held out his hand
"TAXI, TAXI!" but the cab drove straight by as if not even seeing Ed. Envy sighed.
Poor Edo…he was trying so hard as well…well a little help would not hurt. Envy opened his mouth very slightly and sucked in the air…the taxi stopped….it began to reverse backwards, stopping right in front of Ed and Envy. Envy closed his mouth and coughed slightly. The taxi driver jumped out of his taxi examining the wheels of his car
"Hey thanks for stopping really appreciate" Ed said happily opening the car door for Envy "You're coughing…are you okay?"
"Yeah just a little road dust…can we stop by my art gallery…we got a new show"
"Sure"
--
Envy led Ed around the small art show room admiring the sculptures
"Yeah…they're nice" Ed nodded. They were slightly disturbing in Ed's point of view, some weird pieces of modern art which Ed looked at as just plain rubbish. Envy seemed to think they were work of Michelangelo or someone.
"Aren't they incredible" Envy said star struck "You know Ed…I brought you here for a reason" Envy said suddenly changing his tone
"Really?" Ed said interestedly
"I always feel relaxed amongst the art work…and I found this the easiest place to tell you…I help people…every single day…you wouldn't even imagine…but….nobody has ever helped me…except for you" he walked close up Ed so they were almost touching "You're my hero"
The scene was so perfect. The soft dimmed light, the quiet of the gallery. Ed smiled as the two leaned towards each other sharing a soft kiss. Envy opened his mouth slightly to allow Ed's tongue in…they began to French when all of a sudden Envy pulled away
"You okay?" Ed asked, disappointed that they had stopped
"Well…No!" Envy said sharply "I'm not! Its your tongue!"
"What about my tongue?" Ed asked
"Your using it all wrong, you can just let it lie there like a dead thing…you got a move it properly"
"Huh?" Ed said feeling rather insulted "Hey I'm not used to having my tongue critiqued like this"
"Maybe not to your face" Envy said rudely. Ed frowned
"Oh man" he could not bear to think what his former lovers may have said behind his back
"Don't worry…let me help you" Envy smiled softly leaning back in "Do what I do"
Envy gently flicked his tongue against Ed's as he slowly entered his mouth, sending tiny little vibrations all through Ed's body.
--
Ed thrust the door of his apartment open, continuing to kiss and grope Envy as he kicked the door shut behind them. They continued to make out for a minute while in the flat before breaking apart for air.
"Uh…yeah heh heh…so this is my apartment"
Envy looked around smiling at the nicely furnished large flat
"Its great"
"Yeah…this is the kitchen" Ed wandered around slightly…and the dining room is here…and the living room….yeah…oh" Ed walked over to a goldfish bowl "This is my goldfish Al"
"Sweet" Envy said not looking at it.
"And…uh…that's my bedroom" he pointed along the corridor. Envy grinned grabbed Ed by the shoulders and steered him to the bedroom direction.
"Woh, you know what you want" Ed laughed
"Don't you want it too?" Envy asked as he threw Ed onto the bed.
"Of course" Ed grinned. He couldn't believe this was happening.
"Let me help you" Envy said and grabbed Ed's jacket to pull it off…but in one swift movement Envy had pulled it so hard, the jacket had cleanly ripped into two pieces.
"Oh crap…I guess I'm a little nervous…I'll buy you a new one"
"Hey its okay, I got a dozen of those…let me just handle this" he pulled off his own t-shirt carefully and threw it aside. Envy began to remove his own jacket and pulled off his t-shirt…there was some kind of vest thing underneath, Ed saw a brief flash of an "E". Envy shrieked and pulled his t-shirt back down
"I need to uh…go"
"Use the bathroom? Its just through that door" Ed explained as Envy ran off "He must use the bathroom a lot" Ed muttered to himself.
Envy POV.
SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! That was a close one; Envy thought to himself, he had forgotten he still had his "E" girl outfit on under his clothes. Envy quickly undressed pulling off his "E" girl costume and stuffing it behind the radiator before pulling his boxers and his t-shirt on again at the speed of light.
Envy then re-entered the bedroom
Ed's POV
Ed smiled as Envy entered the bedroom again now in only a tight t-shirt and shorts. Envy smirked, lunged forward and "ripped" Ed's trousers off. The two quickly climbed into bed kissing furiously. Ed made to roll Envy on to his stomach but Envy pushed him off
"Do you mind if I get on top? I just prefer it" Envy grinned
"Uh sure okay" Ed shrugged contentedly crawling onto all fours and waiting for Envy to climb on top.
"You ready for this?" Envy whispered sultrily into Ed's ear
"You bet" Ed laughed
"Hold on tight" Envy laughed as he thrust into Ed. Ed yelled in a mixture of pleasure and shock. Envy had pushed the bed right up into the wall. As he slid back slightly the bed was pulled two feet away from the wall. Another thrust and the bed went flying back against the wall. The routine continued and continued, the wall had a large dent in it and large chunks of the head board had begun to fall off. All the same though, this was the best sex Ed had ever had…if not slightly painful. After a while, Envy stopped, got off of Ed and lay down next to him pulling him down into an embrace
"I'm so sorry…I'll get you a new one?"
"A bed or an arse?" Ed asked wincing
"Um…both" Envy blushed.