PEACHY DAYS!
By Hoogiman

Winter Days...
Soon...

I would like to formally apologise for any injuries caused by this story, due to its awfulness, lack of humour, and abundance of Peach.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the SSBM characters mentioned in this story, Nintendo does.

Chapter One: Pilot!

Peach walked in through the grand entrance of the Smash Mansion, dragging along a dog on a leash. Peach was about to step through the automatic sliding doors, when a bounder approached Peach.

"No dogs allowed!" said the bouncer.

"Why not?" asked Peach.

"House rules," said the bouncer, "Master Hand doesn't allow them."

"That is unfair!" cried Peach. "I love my doggy! And you have to let him inside!"

"Sorry, I can't," said the bouncer.

"Well," said Peach angrily, "If you aren't going to let him in, then I'm going to have to smuggle him in!"

Peach put her dog in her purse, and tried to walk into the Smash Mansion.

"I saw you put the dog in the purse," said the bouncer angrily.

"Oh… so am I not supposed to show you the item I am trying to smuggle whilst smuggling?" asked Peach.

The bouncer nodded.

Peach went around a corner, took the dog out, put the dog back in, walked up to the entrance and looked at the bouncer.

"Now you can't stop me!" said Peach.

"Can I check your bag?" asked the bouncer.

"Sure!" said Peach.

Peach showed the bouncer her bag.

The bouncer opened the bag, and saw the dog.

"Is that a dog?" asked the bouncer.

"Ye- noooo…" said Peach, very convincingly.

"It is a dog," said the bouncer, "I can't let you in."

"Aww…" said Peach, "Can I try again?"

"Sure," replied the bouncer, "But that doesn't mean I'll let you in."

"Just you wait!" said Peach.

Peach put on a wig.

"Can I come in?" asked Peach.

"You are an idiot!" said the bouncer, "Do you honestly expect me to let your dog in, when you are wearing a wig? It doesn't even hide the dog or anything, you just have a wig on… and the wig's blonde!"

"It must be a very convincing wig!" said Peach, poking her tongue out.

"I'm sure it is," said the bouncer, sighing, "But I won't let your dog in!"

"But it isn't a dog!" said Peach.

The bouncer sighed.

"How about, I force myself in!" said Peach angrily.

"Well, you'll bump into the hypothetical glass wall!" said the bouncer.

"Ha, you're funny! You think you can fool me with your wit, and games? Well…"

Peach walked into the hypothetical glass wall.

"Ow!" said Peach.

Peach collapsed on the ground.

"Are you alright?" asked the bouncer.

The bouncer leant over Peach.

"Ha, tricked you!" said Peach.

Peach quickly got up, and ran inside.

"Haha, you can't stop me now!" said Peach, cackling evilly.

"You forgot your dog," said the bouncer.

"NUUEZ!1" screamed Peach, running out.

Peach grabbed her dog, and ran towards the Smash Mansion. She dodged the hypothetical wall, and ran through the front entrance.

"Yes!" said Peach, "I have successfully smuggled my dog in!"

The RSPCA came in.

"RSPCA," said Peach, "More like… RSVPA!1 lol!"

Nobody laughed.

Fargus cracked a joke.

Nobody laughed.

"I'm sorry, but we're going to have to take you all back to the dog pound," said the RSPCA, "We need to take back all unowned dogs, or people who have an IQ low that they should be replaced by a dog in order to function better in society."

The RSPCA took the dog, Fargus and Peach into the van.

People celebrated.

The episode ended.

THE END

(of chapter)

Again, I am so, so sorry for any harm caused.

K.

Review, I like feedback. This is le serialised fic, so there's a new adventure every time!