Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Inuyasha

So umm... yeah this is one of my better fics. Definately funny as hell :)

"Kagome where are you taking us? Tell me now!"

"NO! What part of 'this is a surprise' didn't you get?"

"Just tell me…?"

"No."

"Pleeeease?" Inuyasha jumped in front of Kagome and gave her the hugest puppy eyes a half-demon can give. Kagome growled.

"Sit."

He sat. Five feet into the ground. Painfully. Miroku rolled his eyes while Sango snickered.

"Kagome is honoring us with a nice surprise Inuyasha. Don't push it." Kagome smiled evilly to herself. The four friends finally came to a very large clearing, where they could hear voices. Familiar ones. Inuyasha almost fainted from so many scents at once. Kagome parted the bushes to the clearing, showing a stage, several rows of chairs, and in the chairs sat…

Sesshomaru who was sitting with Sara, Rin, and Jaken, Kikyo and her younger sister Kaede, Hakudoshi and Kanna, Kohaku and Houjo, Naraku and Yura, Hiten and Manten, Bankotsu, Renkotsu, Suikotsu, Ginkotsu, Mukotsu, Kagura, Kyokotsu, Jakotsu, Kaguya, Ayame who was sitting next to Kouga and kept flirting with him in the most obvious of ways, Princess Abi, and Shippou and Kirara.

Inuyasha's eye was twitching uncontrollably. Kagome just giggled and grabbed his hand, dragging him up to the stage. There was a chair there too, and she threw him into it, snapping him out of it. Miroku and Sango hesitantly took their seats among all the others. Kagome cleared her throat and stepped up to the microphone.

"Hello. I'm sure some of you are wondering what you're doing here." She eyed Inuyasha. "Well, I thought we could have a little fun around here for once…"

"Who are you to decide that?"

"Sit."

"Damn it Kagome!" Kagome smirked. "As I was saying, we should liven it up around here. So… we're going to have a karaoke contest!"

Everyone blinked. Kagome grinned. She had them. They couldn't escape…

Sesshomaru stood. "What if we refuse? You cannot force us to sing." Kagome laughed. "On the contrary…" She nodded towards the surrounding of the clearing. Spiked, tall gates shot out of the ground, creating a fence, trapping everyone inside it. Sesshomaru growled and sat back down.

Inuyasha finally came out from under the broken stage and stood behind Kagome as she continued, "I will draw ten names from a hat. If you're name is chosen, you will be given no more than a few hours to come up with a song you will sing. You are allowed to change the words a bit, as long as the base of the song and the tune stay the same. When the contest begins, you will sing it in the order that I pick the names."

Everyone looked around at each other. She wasn't giving them much of a choice. What did they have to lose? Most of their dignity had been beaten out of them in the past anyway; a little karaoke couldn't hurt.

Kagome took Inuyasha's cap from her bike basket that was leaning on the stage, and mixed the names up a bit. When she was done, she once again cleared her throat. Everyone crossed their fingers, praying to anyone that would help them that their name wouldn't be called.

Kagome picked a name up. "Ok, first is… Jaken."

Jaken fell back in his chair. Many people giggled as Rin tried to get him to sit up.

"Second is Sango."

Sango smiled proudly. She loved having lots of attention.

"Third is…" her eyes widened as she nervously said, "Miroku."

Miroku grinned. Finally, the opportunity to show off to Kagome, Sango, Abi, Sara… the list went on and on. He beamed.

"Fourth is Rin."

Rin blinked, but smiled. She could have fun doing this.

"Fifth is (dare I say) Inuyasha."

"WHAT!"

"Sixth is…"

"Whoa, whoa… you expect ME to SING! Are you mad, woman? You've completely lost your mind! I can't sing at all, much less in front of people! I say pick Sesshomaru! Yeah, he deserves this torture more than I do."

"Sit." Inuyasha went through the stage again.

"Sixth is Sesshomaru."

Inuyasha's laughter could be heard from under the stage. A sweat drop appeared behind Sesshomaru's head. This wasn't good… he was a good singer but his reputation was at stake. People couldn't think of him as a 'singer'. It would destroy him. He had to get out… and no gate was going to stop him.

He stood up, and walked towards the gates. Before he could get less than five feet near them, he was electrocuted and blown back to his chair. Those around him blinked, but silently watched Kagome as she proceeded to call out names.

"Seventh is Naraku."

"The hell I'm going to sing in front of anyone. Forget it." He started to walk away, but Sesshomaru stopped him, only getting an aggravated look from Naraku.

"What?" he snapped. Sesshomaru only smirked.

"Never mind it." Naraku just snorted and walked towards the gate, soon to be found black and smoking in his chair. Sesshomaru grinned to himself.

"Eighth will be… uh, the papers are stuck together… but the names are Kikyo and Kaede. Which one of you would rather sing?"

The women forced nervous smiles. Neither did, but Kikyo thought it would be better if she sang… she was in better condition than her younger sister. Kikyo stood.

"I will sing, rather than Kaede." Kagome nodded in approval. Kaede smiled. Kikyo… she was always looking after her.

"Ninth is going to be… SOUTA!" Kagome's jaw dropped. "WHAT!" Giggling could be heard from behind the stage curtains. Kagome was steaming. She pulled back the curtains, and there stood her little brother, laughing away.

"SOUTA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" The boy grinned. "Mom says you hafta let me be in the contest. So ha." He stuck his tongue out at her. Kagome let out an annoyed sigh, but didn't argue. She went back to the microphone to call out the last name. People were on the edge of their seats, praying it wasn't them.

"And the last person singing will be…" Her eyes got enormous. What was this doing in the hat? She gulped.

"Me."

Inuyasha laughed like crazy. Kagome growled and faced Inuyasha, who stopped laughing immediately. He put a hand nervously behind his head and waved.

"Uh… I'm sure you'll do fine Kagome…"

"SIT BOY!"

You get the picture…

Woot! Lol this is gonna be sooo much fun... I already know the songs for Jaken, Rin, and Miroku. Heh heh... review review review! Please? You know you want to... :)