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A/n: Oh jeez… my foot hurts. Oh yeah, hey there! I'm new here, so you better be nice!… Kidding! Hmm… My first fic, probably the worst.
Summary: Go Sakura! You can do it! Go Sasuke! I know you can't do it. Sasuke and Sakura made a deal. Poor Sasuke.
The beginning of this story, wasn't too pleasant. For instance, Sakura was in a bad mood, and Sasuke was being stoic again. Now, we all know that Sasuke's all ways cool, but Sakura's rarely in a bad mood, ne?
HE'S AN IDIOT! Sakura thought with an infuriated expression on.
Yeah! He's stupid! Just go dump that hottie! Jeez, could a sucker like you do that? Come on, Sakura! No matter how mad you are, you can't keep that up. You CAN'T! Especially with Sasuke. Inner Sakura stated.
Sakura's blood boiled. Inner Sakura's right, perhaps she's mad at Sasuke now. But later on, she'll just get it over with and bye-bye to anger! That's why Sasuke's always the boss.
Will you let that extreme hottie pull you down in the DUMPS!
Hell no!
Will you let him boss you around and hurt your feelings once more!
NO!
Then get there, and kick his sexy ass!
Eww… NO!
Wha-? I thought… Are you playing with me, outer Sakura?
Outer Sakura? Man, that's lame. Anyway, I can't do that! But I'll prove to you I'm better than him! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! NYAHAHAHAHAHA! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
THAT'S THE SPIRIT! Show me what you got!
As soon as Sakura and her innerself's conversation ended, she stomped towards Sasuke with a rather mean look.
"LOOK HERE, UCHIHA SASUKE!" Sakura roared. "I'LL MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU, YOU JERK! I CAN MAKE YOU DROOL OVER ME IN A WEEK!"
Sasuke raised a brow. "As if I will."
"OF COURSE YOU WILL! IF I WIN, YOU'LL NEVER EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER BOSS ME AROUND, GOT THAT NIGGA!" Sakura screamed, and hell! It's so darn OOC! Curse me!… No wait, don't curse me.
"And what if I win?" Sasuke smirked.
Sakura was silent for a while. Her fingers rubbing playfully her chin. "Weell… YOU CAN JUST CALL ME A LOSER!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "That's not enough."
Sakura puffed with fury. "IT ISN'T! DUDE, YOU'RE OUTRAGEOUS!"
Sasuke smirked once again. "You'll have to be my slave… FOREVER."
Sakura slapped her forehead. "No fair!"
Sasuke shrugged, "then no deal!"
She scowled deeply. "ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! FINE, YOU GEEZER! DEAL STARTS TOMORROW, GOT THAT?" Sasuke nodded in response. "Just note, a slave is a slave." Sakura sighed, "whatever."
Sasuke left with another grin of his. 'I refuse to be beaten. Sakura, you'll be mine!'
WHAT THE HELL, SAKURA! ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND! A SLAVE MEANS NO PRIORITIES! NO ANYTHING! NO… I WANT'S! NO DO'S! PERMISSION FIRST, NO PRIVILEGES! YOU IDIOT!
What? I'm gonna make sure I win!
Oh man… Great! My outer self is stupid! CRAZY! CRAZY LIKE A COCONUT! OH WOE ME!
Oh just shut up! I'LL win! I'll make sure of it. Because…'I refuse to be beaten.'