So Long, Phantom - Parody of "So Long, Dearie" from Hello, Dolly!
Christine sings to Erik as the mob approaches and she leaves:
Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye, Goodbyeeeee, Goodbye!
Goodbye, Goodbye!
Don't try to stop me, Erik, please!
Wave your little hand and sing out, "So long, Phantom."
I ain't gonna be done here no more!
And when you discover that your life's so lonely,
Don't you come with your lasso at my door!
Because I'll be with Raoul
and singing that song that says, "You creep! I told you so!"
So wave your little hand and sing out, "So long, Phantom."
Phantom, should have said so long so long ago!
Because you took me prisoner and treated me so rough,
I've had enough,
Of feeling blue!
So wave your little hand and sing out, "So long, Phantom."
Phantom, should have said so long so long ago!
For I can hear those wedding bells calling me on to a fancy new address.
For I can hear those wedding bells calling me on to the happiness express!
I'm gonna go have some fun with Raoul that I won't regret!
I'm going as far away from this dungeon as a girl can get!
So . . .
(spoken)
And on those cold winter nights, Erik,
You can cuddle up to your organ.
At least it will remind you of me!
(Sung)
Don't come a-knocking on my new front door
and singing that song that says, "You creep! I told you so!"
So, Erik, you'll find your life a sad old story!
You'll be living this dreary territory!
When you see your Christine shoving off to glory!
Oh, I should have said so long!
How could I have been wrong?
Oh, I should have said so looooooooong . . .
(pants for breath)
So looooooong agooooooooooooooooooo!
A/N: Please review, and if you have any suggestions I'll gladly take them. I'm probably going to do a lot of showtunes, considering that's what pretty much all I have in my Ipod and all I listen to. Just know I don't know every showtune in the world, and if I don't do know it, I probably won't use it. :)