Hi! This is my very first XS fic…at least, what I plan to post, anyway. I've made one or two in the past, but…they never exactly got off the ground, if you know what I mean. Anway…here we go!

A/N: This is going to be in script format for most of this fic. The first paragraph is just to keep to The Rules.

Whose Line is it Xiaolinyway?

By

Godell

Disclaimer: I don't own XS or Whose Line. I own myself, the host. (evil grin)

Chapter 1: And So it Begins…

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-Godell/My POV-

I sat at my desk, waiting for my computer to load up. "C'mon, you stupid, crappy piece of junk!" I screamed. My normally slightly-tame brown hair began to fizzle. "Oooh, so THAT'S how you wanna play, eh!" I snarled, and yanked out the plug that connected my computer to the internet. "Geh. Now I'm bored…" I muttered, stretching my arms. Then, I got an evil, insane idea. "Hey…that's IT! I'll put the XS character's on Whose Line!" I laughed manically, and hurried out the door.

-Normal POV-

The scene opens again to a crowded TV studio. There are many XS characters milling about—Hannibal Roy Bean, Jermaine, Catnappe and several Jackbots to name a few. Also, there are several fanboys and fangirls waiting impatiently for the show to start. On a red stage, we see the main characters seated in chairs in this order: Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, Clay, Jack, Chase, and Human Wuya. Each of them are looking slightly confused. Before them, there is a podium with the host reclining in a swivel-y chair.

Godell: WELCOME to "Whose Line is it Xiaolinyway?" I'm your host, Godell. She waves to the audience HI!

Audience: HIII!

Godell: Okay, then. Whaddya say I introduce our guests? Cricket's chirp. Oh, right. I don't need to be persuaded. ANYWAY, here we have the baldest-and-boldest Dragon of Water, OMI!

Omi: Greetings, vulnerable hostess! He bows to Godell

Several Omi Fans: Cheer wildly, waving Omi-plushies

G: Er…it's "venerable", Omi, but whatever. Next, we have the super-smirky-Dragon-of-Wind RAIMUNDO PEDROSA!

Raimundo: Yo!

Audience: Goes nuts

Rai Fangirls: WE LOVE YOU RAI-RAI! They wave "We Luv Rai!" signs wildly

Godell: grins Looks like I was right in inviting him after all. clears throat Here she is, the red-hot Dragon of Fire…KIMIKO TOMOHIKO!

Kimiko: She waves, showing off her sparkly rhinestone jacket Hi everyone!

Fanboys: Wolf-whistle loudly

G: shocked Hey, she DOES have fans! Wow.

K: She pouts, and looks the other way Chase junkie.

G: She blushes, and glares at Kimiko hotly SHUT UP! …Next on our list, we have the gentlemanly cowboy (and Dragon of Earth), CLAY BAILEY!

Clay: Howdy, ma'am.

Audience: Cheer wildly

G: rubs the back of her head Hehe…thanks. Now, then, next we have THE evil-boy-genius…JACK SPICER!

Jack: MWAHAHAHA! Yes, it is I, Jack Spicer, Evil Boy Genius!

Jack Fans (half of the audience): Go nuts and fling flowers at the stage

Wuya: Who'd of thought HE had fans.

J: You're just jealous because you don't have as many as me.

G: Smirks at Wuya He's right, y'know. Suddenly turns slightly pink N-Next, we have the amazingly-cool, evil Dragon…CHASE YOUNG! YAY!

Chase: smirks I'm glad you find me as such.

Chase Fans: go ballistic CHA-ASE! CHA-ASE! cheer wildly

G: grins widely to herself Er…ahem! Last but not least, we have the evil witch WUYA!

Wuya Fans: …Whoo-hoo? scattered clapping

G: I honestly don't know how many Wuya fans there are…I'm sort-of one, but not really, so…

Wuya: glowers at Godell Do you want an early death?

G: sighs and folds her arms Do you want to be kicked out of this show for murder?

W: …No.

G: GOOD! rubs hands together NOW, we can get going to the first challenge…"QUESTIONS ONLY"!

Audience: Go NUTS

G: Right. The rules for this game are you can speak only in questions. When you can't think of a comeback, or don't speak in a question form, then you are beeped out and replaced with somebody else. She looks to the players. Got it? Everyone nods. Okay, Chase and Jack, you first!

Jack and Chase: They reluctantly leave their seats and go to face each other, while Omi and Raimundo stand back a few paces from them

G: Now, the setting is a scuba-diving lesson. And…GO!

Jack: steps closer to Chase Is this the place for the scuba-diving lessons?

Chase: What do YOU think?

Audience: laughs

J: …Are you the instructor?

C: Isn't it obvious?

J: Do you have any extra equipment I could borrow?

C: What happened to yours?

J: Would you believe me if I told you my dog ate it?

C: Are you lying?

J: widens eyes Why do you ask that?

C: I don't know…the way you have your fingers crossed?

J: Are they really?

C: Can't you see straight?

J: …CRAP! The buzzer is heard

Audience: laughs and claps

Omi: steps up Tell me sir, is this where the scuba-diving is?

Chase: smirks Why the formality?

Omi: He thinks for a minute, then grins Is this not how I usually speak?

Chase: I suppose it is…why?

O: He is getting slightly frusterated. Are you getting as confused as I am over this!

C: Why are you getting confused?

O: Why do you think?

Audience: laughs and cheers Omi on GO GET HIM, OMI! YOU CAN DO IT!

O: His ego and head begin to enlarge My victory is at hand, no?

C: How can you be so sure, young monk? His smirk widens.

O: Is getting nervous Uh…hmm… Can't think of anything to say NOOOOOO!

G: She presses the buzzer. Your turn, Raimundo!

Raimundo: walks boldly up to Chase How's it goin', Chase?

Chase: Not so bad, you?

Raimundo: Are you really teaching scuba diving?

Chase: Did you just come here to ask me about my job?

R: His eyes widen and his smile grows Mr. Chase, could I get a free lesson?

C: He folds his arms Do you have the money?

R: …Could I give you some Wu instead?

C: He chuckles. What do you think I'll answer with?

R: …No?

C: …Yes?

R: No?

C: He suddenly realizes Rai's plan. What do you mean, "no"?

Audience: Cheers for the excellent comeback

R: Why do you think I mean "no"?

C: Well, I— the buzzer is heard. BLAST!

G: …And that's all the time we have for that game! Next, we have "Theatre and Movie Styles"!

Audience: goes NUTS

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So, is it good so far? If anyone has any more ideas, you're free to PM me them or have them in your reviews! Which reminds me… R&R please!