Disclaimer: Gosh, no, I don't own Naruto, Kishimoto sensei does.
It was Friday in the morning where birds were chirping and the summer breeze could be felt in such amazing day. Konoha as their people have been living peacefully the past years since the paedophilic snake-man-err- Orochimaru was killed by powerful shinobi's and two legendaries sannin's, and with the Uchiha's survivor's return. Everyone was happy to see Uchiha Sasuke back to the village except one who in fact didn't mind if he was dead by decapitation or just castrated. Nope, that person didn't mind at all, that person only wanted to kill him for 7 years of unhappiness and disgrace! That person was mad at him. That person was…
Haruno Sakura.
The sweetest girl in the entire country, the hot sexy kunoichi who could make the man population drooling at the same time when she passed by; an extraordinary medic-nin, apprentice of the Godaime; a great friend who from time to time checked the pairs she made up a time ago when she was bored of the non-point flirting between her friends of her genin years.
A jounin who really needed vacations for years of loyal dedication to her village and for her fortune these vacations were around the corner.
Sakura stretched sitting in her bed looking the shiny morning in front of her. Was Friday and the Godaime just announced the day before she and other people would be on vacations during a whole week, a whole week! She smiled from ear to ear at this thought; she was so grateful that at last she was going to have some vacations for the first time in her life as a shinobi. She heard from Kakashi sensei and Tsunade, that shinobi's could take only two vacations in their entire life, so their first vacations would be in the middle of the jounin carrier and the last one 20 years later than that. Hard but true.
She stood up in front of a large red suitcase that was at full capacity and more, and after three tries she convinced herself that she would have to use the monstrous strength a little to close it.
Click
That's it, which really worked.
She sat on the top of the suitcase and sighed. "Nobody is going to ruin my vacation, that's a promise!" She shook her right fist in the air and the she laughed really hard, almost evilly.
Conspiration's place a.k.a. The Hokage's Tower…
"Tsunade-obaachan everything is set up, this mission is gonna be successful" A spiky blond head said with a wicked smile in his face suppressing a laugh.
"Tenten your report" The Godaime ordered.
"Hai. The two birds don't suspect anything" A girl with two buns said.
"Good. Remember the first stage of the mission is important, don't messed up, they'd better be in the cage in the right hour. Neji, Shikamaru, Hinata, Tenten, Naruto, Chouji, Kiba, Shino, Lee, Ino, I count on you."
They nodded.
"Your senseis are going to check on your advance. You are dismissed!"
The jounin's with a 'poof' disappeared from the Godaime's office to finish the last arrangement for their vacations.
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"Hey are you ready Sakura-chan!" A hyperactive Naruto asked to the medic-nin who just arrived to the port.
"Yep!" Sakura said with a grin on her face.
"So Sakura how was the work at the hospital?" Kiba with the grown Akamaru barking around asked.
"Good, fortunately there were not emergencies this week"
She answered with a hint of relief and then turned to the Hyuga prodigy nearby who was listening Tenten about new sharp weapons she bought.
"Neji-kun how is your back?"
Neji faced her expressionless. "Fine, perhaps I need you to check it up later" The second ice-cube, always polite Hyuga Neji stated now with a smirk.
"I will but as a medic not as your ex-girlfriend, is that clear?" Sakura said playfully.
A little far but even able to hear a certain Uchiha heard every word like the shrieks of his totally nuts and crazy fan-girls. He suddenly felt the necessity of kill a Hyuga, a Huyga Neji to be exact, he only hated that guy, wanted to snap out that hideous smirk of his face, wanted to cut that girly long "silky" hair and wanted to poke out those freaky eyes… Oh he so wanted to kill him right now… But wait a minute, why he wanted to kill him so badly? Do I need a reason? He thought trying to shooed away possible answers he didn't want to hear.
"Hn" The pearl eyed smirked again watching from the corner of his eyes the fuming Uchiha.
"Everybody the ship is here! Come on Shikamaru carry my bags inside!" Ino commanded pointing her three, big bags at her side. Shikamaru raised a brow.
"You have hands Ino, do it by yourself" Shikamaru turned around leaving her in the same spot.
"DO IT!" Ino hissed and everyone got freeze in that moment. Ino just frightened them all.
"Tsk, troublesome woman… just like my mother" He whispered and shuddered at the thought. He carried the heavy bags without complaining because after all he was a shinobi… and because he didn't want to hear Ino screaming again.
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The shinobi's of Konoha was having a good time travelling by the ship to the island where they are going to spend their vacation.
While A was avoiding B pretending that it existence is none, C tried to call A attention just to bother B, meanwhile D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K and L was rubbing their hands mentally about the success of the entire complot-err- 'mission'.
Half an hour later they arrived to the paradisiacal island. They were in awe at the sight of the huge residences in the coast and of the beauty of the vegetation in that place.
"Which of those places are we going to stay in?" Sakura asked curious.
"T-That one S-Sakura-san" Hinata pointed out a huge white house nearby.
"Hinata go and show them the place" Kiba stated and Hinata nodded.
"Why, where are you going?" Sakura asked.
"Tsunade-sama wants us to regularize some documents before…" Kiba said and then looked at Neji, Lee and Shino who nodded in comprehension.
"S-Sakura-san t-this w-way" Hinata dragged Sakura to the house's direction.
"Ok" The cherry blossom smiled warmly.
When the rest were out of sight the three men sighed.
"Where are the hunters staying in?" Shino asked in his monotone.
"There" Neji pointed out another white house, the difference with the first one was that this one had two plants.
"Let's take the positions for youth's sake!" Lee shouted with a fist in the air making the rest sweat dropped.
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"Sasuke-teme this place is huge!" Naruto said as loud as possible when he saw the large hall with a modern decoration connected with the dinning room.
"Hn" The Uchiha said looking all over the place.
"Oi Naruto let's take the luggage to the bedrooms" Shikamaru took the bags he could manages and walked through a corridor while Naruto made appear some kage bunshin's who took the rest of them and followed Shikamaru.
Sakura sighed deeply sitting on a couch of the hall. No worries, no work, no missions! This is perfect!
"At last some vacations far away from Konoha" Tenten said sitting next to Sakura.
"Yeah… One week to have fun!" Sakura beamed.
"Hey Sakura you really are excited, Neji hasn't anything to do with it, right?" Tenten said mockingly.
"Of course he's not! Besides he is for you remember?" Sakura returned her the favour.
"Ha, ha, ha" Tenten rolled her eyes with a little shade of pink on her cheeks.
Sakura giggled.
In the kitchen Ino and Choji were fixing some connections in a main board.
"It's ready" They said at the unison and shook hands chuckling.
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Four jounin's were watching secretly from a wide screen the movements of the other house, the cage, suddenly an image of Ino and Chouji making two thumbs up in the corner of the screen was the confirmation they were waiting.
"It's time to cage the birds" The Hyuga stated bluntly to his team-mates.
Kiba, Lee and Shino nodded and followed him to 'The Cage'.
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Uchiha Sasuke was leaning on a wall of the hall with closed eyes when Shikamaru, Naruto and Hinata took a seat on the sofa.
Minutes later the front door opened to reveal four young men.
"You are back!" Sakura stood up from the couch welcoming her four friends.
Ino and Choji went out from the kitchen, now everybody where reunited.
"Well, it's time" The Nara with that statement stood up followed by Naruto and Hinata to the front door.
"…Time for lunch?" Sakura asked oblivious.
Everyone smirked excepted for Sakura and an un-cared Sasuke.
"See ya in a week Sakura-chan, Sasuke-teme!" Naruto grinned.
CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK…
Every window and door was lock by a remote control Ino had in her hands.
Sasuke opened his eyes abruptly to see ten persons biding good bye at them: Sakura and him, him and Sakura… only!
"What is this?" The Uchiha groaned.
"Your vacation, enjoy it!" Ino said.
And with that a 'poof' was heard and nobody was there but Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke.
"You are SO dead" Sakura and Sasuke hissed at the same time. They looked at each other and then Sakura turned around not liking the situation.
"Oi Sakura-chan, Sasuke-teme!" A loud voice coming from the kitchen made run the prisoners.
A 17 inch screen in a wall with the image of Naruto in it could be seeing.
"What do you want dobe?" An irritated Uchiha asked suppressing the desires to punch the screen with the dobe's face.
"We forgot telling you that there's only one bedroom… so, Ja ne!" The screen turned off.
Silence
"WHAT!" Sakura screamed. It can't be!
"Hn I want the bed" Sasuke put his hands into his pant's pockets and took the direction of the bedroom.
"Wait a minute!" Sakura run after him.
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"Tsunade-sama first stage was successful. The birds are in the cage" A smooth voice spoke expressionless through the fone.
"Great work" The Godaime said and hung off.
A/N: Well I hope you like it! See ya!
Claud-kun