Disclaimer: Still not mine. Poo. Maybe for Christmas...
Well, wasn't last chapter exciting?! Lestat finally managed to get out of the booze wench costume, but not before we got blackmail photos. And we learned a new lesson while creating this episode - Lestat is slow. And vain... Prepare yourselves for haircuts, heartbreak, and an astounding conclusion that shall leave you saying...well something.
Ls: OMG!!! Nicki! You cut your hair!!! -is truely shocked-
N: Yeah. I cut it three weeks ago.
Ls: Really? I never noticed...
N: Do you notice it gets darker at night, and brighter when the sun comes up?
L: -sniggers-
Ls: Well I don't like your hair! I like long hair! Long beautiful hair.
S: Please tell me he isn't going to break into musical...
L: I fear for our lives Shaylee...
Ls: I demand you grow it back this instant!
N: No.
Ls: -Looks at him in shock- But I said so!
N: And I said no.
Ls: -beings whining as only a vampire can- Then I put you in time out! Go right now, into the corner!
N: Oh, for the love of muffins! -takes the kitchen shears and hacks off Lestat's hair-
Ls: -Screams like a girl- Noooooooooooooooooo!
N: Haha!! You have short hair too! You cant put me in time out!!
Ls: -Glares, then sits on the floor, making a concentrating face-
L: Should we be concerned?
S: What is he concentrating on?
Ls: Growing my hair back! Now silence mortals!
L: Right. Just be sure to clean up the floor when you're done.
Ls: -Gives her an utterly indignant look-
N: -laughs- You know, it'll be back by tomorrow. You should think so hard, you might hurt yourself. Why don't you like short hair anyway?
Ls: Cause long hair is dead sexy!
N: So...you're saying I'm not sexy anymore.
Ls: You're sexy Nicki, just not as sexy as me when I grow my hair back. -Concentrates some more-
Three weeks later...
N: There, my hair is back. Icky as usual.
Ls: So it is! What took so long?
L: It's been long for three weeks..
Ls: Not it hasn't!
L: You--
N: Lily, don't bother. You'll only drive yourself in circles...
Ls: It's not icky, it's pretty! -Pouts and bats at Nicki's hair-
N: No, it's nasty, and I hate it.
Ls: Awwww, poor diddums! -continues to play with Nicki's hair-
N: Stop it! It's disgusting! Can't I cut it just a bit?
Ls: -Stops and pouts once again- Fine Nicki! Do what you want! -leaves, slamming the door-
L: Talk about a control freak
S: You're telling me. Next he'll dictate what underwear he gets.
N: Lestat!!
S: Um, Lestat's in a mood right now and is currently unavailable. Sorry Nicki.
N: Fine! I won't cut it! I won't even think about! I don't want him to hate me...
L: Poor Nicki...You don't need this abuse!
S: He can be hard at times...Oh Nicki...
Ls: -Walks back in as if nothing happend-
N: -Cries-
L: We should get him a kitten. They aren't mean, and they're soft!
S: And squishy! Uhh, yeah, whatever happend to Mr. Whatshisname? -Whacks Lestat on the back of the head-
Ls: Oi! What was that for?! -sees Nicki crying- What's wrong Nicki?
L: Mr. Puddles. Lestat gave him to Nicki, so Nicki doesn't want to look at him cause he reminds him of Lestat. Who is very mean and made Nicki cry!
Ls: Nicki...? I'm...sorry?
N: No.
Ls: Ok! I'm not sorry!
N: I'm leaving you Lestat.
Ls: -double takes- Whaaa?
N: I'm leaving you. You've broken my heart of the last time! All I did was try something new, and you rejected me! No more! I'm through.
Ls:...okay...-cuddles Mr. Puddles-
N: -Sets a box of Lestat's things by him and walks out-
L: That was kinda sad...
Ls: -Puts the kitten in the box, watching him play before he realizes he could chase after Nicki- Don't leave me Nicki! -runs after him-
L: He's kinda sloooooow
S: He's blonde, he can't help it.
L: I guess the bleach leaked into his brain..
N: Oh? Why not?
Ls: Cos I love you Nicki! -gets down on his knees and clings to him-
N: Ha! Prove it!
Ls: -Thinks really hard and for a really long time- Umm...you can cut your hair?
N: -Throws up his hands on walks off again-
Ls: -Still clinging to Nicki- Oh come on Darling! Don't be such a girl!
N: That's the problem! You don't treat me like you should! You're controlling, insulting and vulgar! You're only in this relationship for the sex!
L: Ohh...He has a point there.
Ls: I am not! If I was, I could get it anytime, anywhere, without your help!
N: Either you're saying you'd rape me or I help you get sex. You're stupid, and a child! Grow up Lestat. -leaves-
Ls: Meh! He's such a girl. -plays with the kitten-