Gaara The Human Eating Panda
By: Kayla
Chapter 1: When Bulls Attack
Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Naruto. If I did, I would keep Gaara locked in my closet. xD
A/N: This is my first Naruto fic. So, please be nice and review. Characters afe very OOC, so be warned.
Team 7 (minus Kakashi) sat at the famous ramen shop, known all around Konoha. This was Naruto's favorite place, for he was obsessed with ramen. Sasuke and Sakura watched with amazement as Naruto ate his fifth bowl of said obsession.
"Are you done yet?" Sakura complained for what seemed to be the 100th time that day.
Silence. Of cores Sasuke wouldn't answer. But it was just shocking that Naruto didn't. She would have at least expected a nice little 'Shut Up', but her complaints fell to deft ears. Instead her companions where staring out into the street. Sakura followed their eyes. And looked at what they had been staring so intently at. There stood the sand siblings, Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro.
Sakura watched as they walked down the street. She didn't really know why she kept staring at them until it hit her, hard! At that moment her inner-self kicked in, 'He kind of looks like a..'. "Panda!"
"What was that Sakura-chan?" Naruto said before stuffing his face once more.
She looked over at Sasuke then at Naruto. And immediately started laughing. They both looked at her, confusion written all over there faces.
"Your so annoying." Sasuke said comely. Trying to figure out why his team mate had a random outburst like that.
"Did you guys ever notice Gaara kind of looks like a panda?" Sakura whispered, knowing the sand siblings were now walking past them.
Naruto froze. The word 'Panda' ringing in his loudly in his ears. 'Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda'. In an instant, Naruto stood, trying his best not to laugh. But failing miserably. He started choking on his ramen. He coughed, while Sakura patted his back harshly. Finally he stopped. With a gleeful smile that would have put Gai to shame, he said, "I wonder if Gaara ever gets sand in his pants!"
"Idiot, why don't you ask him!" Sasuke said. Truth be told, he was wondering the exact same thing...
"I will!" Naruto almost shouted, which was very common for him.
"Oh, he's going to eat you!" Sakura playfully warned.
"No, he wont! Cause' you know what? IM BATMAN!" Naruto ran out of the ramen shop, not even bothering to pay for his food. Both Sakura and Sakuke sweat dropped, as the batman theme song started playing in the background.
"I think he is high on something!" Sakura announced after many moments of silence.
"To much ramen!"
"We have to fallow him, who knows what he will get into!" Sakura said, getting up from her seat next to Sasuke.
Mean While
Naruto was searching for any sine of a black-clad red-headed, sand nin. Which was no where to be found. "How can he just disappear like that! Oh well, TO THE BATMOBILE!" Naruto cried, spotting a couple of mean looking Bulls in a near by stable. But for some odd reason unknown to anyone, they didn't look like man eating bulls to him, for he was planing to drive the batmobile!
He looked at the lock with confusion, the same lock that was keeping these bulls at bay. He attempted to unlock it. Getting fed up, he broke the lock. Listening as the broken pieces tumbled to the ground. He opened the small wooden door, and grabbed the ropes that had them tied to the wall. As he untied them, the bulls fixed him with a red-eyed glare, transfixed with the big red dot on his back. He attempted to get on the nearest bull, but was stopped by something dragging him down.
"Like Sasuke said, you're an idiot!" Sakura yelled as she grabbed him by the collar. She tried to drag him out of the stable, unknown to both, the bulls where now preparing to charge at them. "But, but...my batmobile!" Naruto whinnied, looking behind him.
"Oh, yay! The batmobile is fallowing us!" Naruto said with glee.
"What are you talking..." Sakura stopped. Frozen in place. She turns around slowly. And as she did so, she came face to face with a very nasty looking bull.
"Oh, SHIT!"
Sasuke heard a blood curtailing scream from his perch on a tree branch. It had to be Sakura, It always was. So troublesome. He rushed through the trees, letting his feet guide him. Finally, he came to a hault. There on the street was Sakura and Naruto, running for there lives. Well, not Naruto, he was in fact being dragged by a very pissed off looking Sakura. They were running from three evil bulls. Sasuke jumped down from the tree, landing gracefully to his feet. He grabbed Sakura in an attempt to save her, but was stopped by a bull charging at him. Now, sadly, he was on the run too.
"Man, now one of the bulls are after Sasuke!" Sakura said looking behind her. She watched Sasuke run until he was finally out of sight. Still running for her and Naruto's lives, not paying any attention to where she was going, Sakura ran into an ally. Now they were surrounded by two bulls. 'What do you plan to do this time Sakura?' Her inner self asked. She had planned on just leaving Naruto there, but it was all her fault he was acting this way...
Flash Back
Sakura walked down the street, minding her own business. This was her day off. A day of no training, and the best thing of all, no Naruto! God, that boy could get on her nerves. She started thinking of all the annoying and embarrassing things he had ever done to her. 'Like that one time...'. She was stopped right when she thought she was getting started, by a very familiar voice.
"Sakura-Chan!" She knew that voice. Oh great, just when she thought it was going to be a good day.
And there came Naruto running up the street to meet her. As he got closer, he suddenly trips on a rock, and landed head first right into Sakura's chest.
"You PERVERT!" Sakura screamed, as she started beating his head in with her fists. She had hit him so hard, that he had tumbled backwards, falling on his back with a thud. He had x's around his eyes, and you could see ducks flying around his head. "Opps. Wait, why opps? You deserved it!" She growled walking up to him. She stood over him, waiting patiently for him to get up. Finally his eyes opened, and he jumped up. And he said the two words that she was now leaning to hate. "IM BATMAN!"
End Flash Back
"You really did deserve it though!" Sakura said glaring daggers at Naruto's back.
"Oh, shut up Batgirl!" Naruto said, backing up. He was trying to avoid Sakura's punches, plus the bulls that where now about to ram them in.
Sakura was just about to punch his lights out when she was stopped by a red-headed sand nin now standing in front of her. Sand appeared from his peanut shaped gourd, he was making a shield to block the bulls from charging.
"Panda-chan!" Sakura whispered. Immediately after she said this, she clamped her hand over her mouth, praying to God that he didn't hear her.
Sakura's inner-self was singing, 'P-A-N-D-A, P-A-N-D-A, P-A-N-D-A, and Gaara was his name-oo!'
Right now she was just wishing the ground would shallow her whole, so she didn't have to look at the person that was causing her so much amusement. If he could read her thoughts, he would surly kill her.