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I was really just trying to go for a little bit of humor here...more stupid-ness though. From between 2-6 a.m.

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Kimiko and Jack both grabbed the newest Shen Gong Wu and it began to glow...

"Kimiko, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown. Your Eye of Dashi against my Monkey Staff. The first to take their opponent's Wu wins," Jack Spicer grinned, he had this all wrapped up. Kimiko was clearly exhausted and she looked pretty frustrated too. There was no way he could lose this Wu.

"I accept," Kimiko was tired, but there was no way she could back down from a showdown. She knew she couldn't win with physical strength...of course she blamed Rai and Omi for that...of course, they didn't actually have anything to do with it...

"Xiaolin Showdown!" The two spoke simultaneously and the barren tundra began to part. Eleven tall pillars made from the frozen ground stood high in the clouds ranging in the size. The two stood on the center pillar facing each other. Kimiko smirked as she thought of the perfect defensive strategy to keep her Wu from Jack.

"Gong Yi Tenpai!" the yelled beginning the showdown. Jack quickly jumped from one pillar to the next until he reached a large pillar on the outer ring. Kimiko stood her ground on the center pillar and the smirk she wore quickly turned into a smug grin. She reached for the high collar of the shirt she wore and pulled it just far enough to drop the Eye of Dashi, she let the collar pop back into place, and the Eye of Dashi came to rest between her breasts.

Jack stood and stared, his jaw dropped, his eyes were as wide as they could possibly be, and his limbs hung limp enough for the monkey staff to fall from his grasp. Slowly an eyebrow arched, he wanted to know what she was playing at...

In his subconscious mind he knew he was screwed, but his hormones had other plans...nicer, shirt-tearing plans... His focus was brought back to the showdown at hand by the tapping on Kimiko's foot...her dainty, adorable foot...Wait...What?

Jack quickly gathered himself (and his staff) and carefully studied his opponent. Kimiko stood with her hips cocked to one side, tapping her foot impatiently, studying her nails looking for imperfections. Jack swiftly jumped jumped closer and closer to the center pillar. He ended up in the spot he had began in, but only for mere seconds. He pounced on Kimiko (who didn't put up a fight for some reason...) forcing her to the ground. He held her hands above her head with his left hand, his right hand had abandoned the Monkey Staff it held only seconds ago to slip three fingers beneath the collar of her shirt.

"Jack..." Kimiko moaned softly, Jack froze at this and gulped.

"Y-yeah?" his voice cracked at the simple word.

"Jack, I want you..." Jack leaned closer to her"...TO GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!"

Jack released his grip on her hands jumping nearly a foot into the air, from the sudden change in her voice. Kimiko took this chance to quickly grab the Monkey Staff in her right hand, but before she had the chance to move, she was crushed under 105 lbs of useless weight...A.K.A. Evil boy genius, Jack Spicer.

The tundra returned to it's normal state and Kimiko pushed the bad excuse for taking up space off of her body. Grasping the two Wu she had won she joined the rest of the Xiaolin Warriors (and Dojo.)

"What does this Wu do anyway, Dojo?" Kimiko had missed the details of the new Shen Gong Wu, because she had been sent on this stupid goose chase (that's what made her exhausted.)

"The Dish of Dashi can instantly give the user an endless supply of pudding," Dojo looked extremely happy along with Clay, but there was a loud wail from behind Kimiko, soon joined by some verbal abuse. Kimiko raised an eyebrow and growled, but it was ignored.

"Kimiko, if you have won, then where is the Eye of Dashi?" Omi asked. Kimiko's fingers dipped into her shirt (her companions were staring by that time...one airhead was drooling) low enough to grasp the Shen Gong Wu and extract it. She tossed it to the short monk and frowned.

"Why the hell did the Eye of Dashi have to be so...pointy?"

FIN