Bobby's Confession

By Joe

Summary: Bobby has a fetish and wonders if he should tell Hank.

Chapter 1

"Yup," Hank said, sipping his beer.

"Yup," Dale said, smoking his cigarette.

"Mm-hmm," Boomhauer said, panning the area.

"Yep," Bill said, scratching his bald head.

Nothing special happened in Arlen that Saturday afternoon. The men just stood in front of the fence in their alley, unsuccessfully thinking of things to think about. Finally, after standing silently for over an hour, they gave up trying to think of anything to say and just decided to return home and resume their personal lives.

Hank walked into the living room and sat down on the sofa and watched the news on the television. Nothing new was on TV. It just seemed like an absolutely boring day. Just then, Peggy, Hank's wife, entered the living room.

"Hank, why are you just sitting there? If you're this bored, why don't you mow the lawn or paint the house?" Peggy asked her husband.

"Well, I would, but I did all that 2 days ago. I don't need to do that right now," Hank responded.

"You know what, we need to go out to the Mega-Lo-Mart and buy some groceries," Peggy said. "Get Bobby, we're going." Hank then walked into Bobby's bedroom.

"Bobby, your mother and I are going to the Mega-Lo-Mart to get some groceries. Wanna tag along?" Hank asked.

"Sure, Dad," Bobby said excitedly. He grabbed his wallet and followed Hank and Peggy out to the truck. Bobby wanted to go to the store for some time because there was something he wanted very badly. Hank started the truck and drove the family to the Mega-Lo-Mart.

Hank and Peggy were standing around in the produce section, but Bobby was bored. He had not come to the store for this. "Dad," Bobby said, "can I go somewhere else and look around?"

"Well, sure, son," Hank smiled, "but be sure to find us when you're done. We'll probably still be here in the produce section."

"Okay, Dad, I will," Bobby said, running off. He felt very excited. He had never felt so good in his life. He knew what he was looking for. Bobby bolted around corners and aisles of the Mega-Lo-Mart and eventually found what he was looking for: the women's clothing section. Bobby looked around to make sure nobody was around. To his luck, nobody was. He instantly snatched off a pink tank top and made a mad dash for the dressing room.

Bobby took off his dark gray shirt and slipped the tiny little tank top over his husky abdomen. "Heh heh…I like this shirt," Bobby said in a strange voice. He posed in several different positions, seeing how he would look. On impulse, Bobby slipped the tank top in his pants pocket. He put his old shirt back on and found some pink bikinis. He took one and went back to the dressing room. This time, he shed all his clothes off and put them on and felt kinky. Bobby nearly fainted, but he realized that he needed to go back with his parents. He kept the bikini on, but slipped his pants and shirt over it. He hoped his parents would not find out.

Bobby left the women's clothing section, feeling very strange. He hurried back to the produce section, where he saw Hank and Peggy leaving for one of the cash registers. "Hey, Bobby, you're just in time…" Hank started, but frowned when he saw a little lump under Bobby's chest. "Bobby, what's that under your chest?" Hank asked.

"Oh, I'm wearing an undershirt," Bobby half-lied.

"Oh, okay, son," Hank said.

After paying for the items, the Hills headed for the doors to leave the Mega-Lo-Mart. Just as Bobby was about to walk out the door, loud sirens emitted from all directions!