12 ways to tick off Temari

Call her fan "Wimpy and girly"

Steal her make up.

Then say Gaara stole it

Tell her she has amazing cooking abilities

Then refuse to eat her food, saying "It's poisonous to humanity"

Tell her you set up a date between her and Shikamaru

Then when she gets there, it ends up being Choji.

Make her watch soap operas. Many many operas.

Steal her fan, then say that Gaara stole it once again

Lock her in a room with the dell kid (Ultimate torture!)

Cut her ponytails off

Tell the world she sleeps with a nightlight