12 ways to tick off Temari
Call her fan "Wimpy and girly"
Steal her make up.
Then say Gaara stole it
Tell her she has amazing cooking abilities
Then refuse to eat her food, saying "It's poisonous to humanity"
Tell her you set up a date between her and Shikamaru
Then when she gets there, it ends up being Choji.
Make her watch soap operas. Many many operas.
Steal her fan, then say that Gaara stole it once again
Lock her in a room with the dell kid (Ultimate torture!)
Cut her ponytails off
Tell the world she sleeps with a nightlight