15 Ways to Annoy Sabaku no Gaara

1.Sing "Mr. Sandman" Over and over in his ear

2.Steal his teddy bear

3.Then claim that Temari stole

4.Call him a raccoon

5.Draw fake eyebrows on his face as he sleeps

6.Tie him to a chair and make him watch happy days

7.Mimic his death glare

8.Tell everyone that he has yaoi comics stashed in his room

9.Sneak sleeping pills into his drink

10.Once again claim Temari did it

11.Make everyone think he wears eyeliner, or other eye make up

12.Tell him he needs anger management

13.Then make him go to the anger management

14.Say Rock Lee watches him in his sleep

15.Enter him in a beauty pageant