So this was the deleted scene for The Apple Tree, chapter four. The product of my imagination gone wild, haha. I still find it quite amusing, and I hope you do, too!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Twilight! Stephenie Meyer does.

Chapter Four

(Drama and Fries)

The rest of the morning passed in a blur. The whole time I was fighting the urges of giving in to Edward and crying. I was being so obstinate, I realized that, but Edward hurt me, and it seemed like he held no contempt. Not once has he said he was sorry.

I couldn't get rid of the nagging suspicion that the only reason he wanted me was because he couldn't have me, and that hurt. I knew somewhere inside of me that I was being stupid and dramatic but I didn't care. I was pms'ing for God's sake!

To make my horrible day worse, in the middle of second period I got my period. Another reason to hate Audrey, I told myself. Not only can (and probably did) she have sex with my boyfriend, but she also doesn't get monthly cramps! I hate her!

The stupid, sane little part of my brain told me that I was just blaming my problems on her and really all she did was kiss my boyfriend. Shut up, I told that part of my brain. Take a Midol, it responded.

I almost cried right there. I was going crazy right then, I could tell. I breathed out a sigh of relief when I the bell for lunch rang. I needed to talk to someone. My brain was arguing with itself, that was a sign.

I got in the lunch line and bought lemonade, fries, chips, a cookie, and an apple just to be healthy. I needed as much sugar and salt as I could get. As I was walking to where Jessica, Lauren, Angela and I usually sat, I heard some chuckles.

My head whipped around to the Cullen table. I scowled at them and went to sit down.

"Are you okay, Bella?" Angela asked hesitantly.

"I just started my period and I feel like being violent. Let's just say I've felt better," I said snidely.

Jessica got out a huge bottle of Midol out of her purse and handed it to me.

I giggled, "Holy crow, Jessica, do they make the bottles any bigger?"

I took one and thanked her after we all had stopped giggling. Suddenly I heard a pleasant male voice.

"Do you mind if I sit here with you, Bella?" Damien asked.

"Sure, Damien," I said pleasantly.

I glanced at the Cullen's table with a smirk. They were all glaring at me.

He glanced at the huge Midol bottle and frowned a bit. I suddenly flared with anger. If I needed a pill, I needed a pill!

"You have a problem with girls and pills, Damien?" I said in a low, menacing voice.

He glanced at me. Shock and (was that fear?) crossed his face.

"Umm no! Of co-cours-course not! If a woman has umm 'feminine' issues and she needs a pill she can take a pill," he stuttered.

"I have feminine issues, do I?" I asked, my eyes narrowed.

Jessica, Angela, and Lauren were staring at us shocked and looking delightfully entertained.

"No! I didn't mean that I just sort of said that," he mumbled apologetically.

"So you say things you don't mean, now do you?" I asked, glaring at him.

"No, Bella! Not usually this is just sort of uncomfortable. Umm maybe we can talk about this once the pills kick in?" he stuttered again, saying all this without thinking.

I took a sharp intake of breath and Damien seemed to grow paler as he realized what he said.

I heard chuckles from the other side of the lunchroom again. I glared at the Cullen's table and all of their chuckles stopped short. I got up and walked to their table; completely aware that everyone else's eyes in the lunchroom were on me.

"What's so funny?" I asked. I was sure my eyes had a maniac gleam in them by now.

They just all stared at me, their eyes wide in fear.

"I guess none of you know how I feel, really. Half of you are guys and the rest haven't ovulated in whom knows-" I started, but Edward hissed at me under his breath and cut me off.

"And you Edward!" I boomed. "YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO TRY AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO AFTER YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH SOME RANDOM BLOND! AND THEN YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO GET JEALOUS WHEN A DIFFERENT GUY ASKS ME OUT TO THE DANCE AND I ACCEPTED! YOU HADN'T EVEN ASKED YET! OH BUT OF COURSE, YOU'RE TONGUE WAS PROBABLY TOO BUSY DIGGING FOR GOD KNOWS WHAT IN AUDREY'S DIRTY MOUTH! YOU ARE SCUM, EDWARD CULLEN! SCUM! AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO LAUGH AT MY CHOICES OR TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"

And with that, I broke out into tears.

"I'm not some random girl off of the street if that makes you feel any better," Audrey said snidely.

"YOU BI-"

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I was riding home in Charlie's cruiser now. When Audrey spoke to me, I had lost all control. I dove over the table and had tackled her once again. The teachers had to pull me off. The lunchroom had broken into chants and I could clearly hear people taking bets on who would win.

When I told them I had gotten my period I got in virtually no trouble whatsoever. They had just asked that I be escorted home with my father. Now that the Midol was starting to work, embarrassment started seeping in. I slapped my forehead and groaned in embarrassment.

Charlie chuckled.

"It's okay, Bells. They probably will all have forgotten about it tomorrow," Charlie said.

We both knew that was a lie, especially in Forks. Forks High virtually had no violence. Until I came along, of course. This would be a hot topic for months, if I were lucky.

I sighed loudly. Then I heard Charlie mumbling under his breath.

"I just pray to God that we have Midol at that house."

Hope you liked it! By the way guys, the sequel and um sequel's sequel, are both out! Check my profile!