Disclaimer: ok so I don't own the characters or the real people so don't sue! The idea has been done before but not quite like this so I'm sorry to those who have done this and if you email me I will give the idea credit to you, IF you've already wrote a story similar.

(A/N Please note that the words in -italics- like that are sound effects and words in –italics- like that are mutterings made by the speaker.)

-------------------------------------------Karaoke Death Match----------------------------------------------

Guest Stars:

Simon Powell

Ashley Simpson

Billie Joe Armstrong

Characters:

Alanna

George

Jonathan

Thayet

Raoul

Buri

Neal

Kel

Dom

Daine

Numair

Hostess: Welcome everyone to this year's annual Karaoke Death Match! I'm your hostess Dark.Angel! This year's judges will be:

American Idol's own Simon Powell! (walks out on stage waving)

crowd: booo! booo!

Simon: Honestly! You call that a jeer! My mother jeers better than that in the shower! (throws up hands and takes a seat in his chair to the left of the stage)

Hostess: (mildly disgusted and Simon) -cough- Now, I'm pleased to present –not that pleased- Ashley Simpson! (walks out on stage skipping)

crowd: booo! booo!

Ashley: -giggle- Hi! I just want to thank you all for this chance to prove that I really can be a nice person and not wrapped up in the pieces of me! -giggle- You see what I did? Pieces of Me? That's a song of mine! -giggle- Get it?

Hostess: I don't believe it! Ashley are you lip-syncing your arrival speech?

Ashley: (looks down pouting) I can't help it! I'm not that good at anything!

Hostess: Just sit down! (Ashley walks by) -slut-

-cough- Now I'm VERY happy to introduce the third, basically only judge, of this year's KDM (Karaoke Death Match) Please give a VERY warm welcome to the lead singer and guitarist of my favorite band Green Day, Billie Joe Armstrong! (walks out gives me a hug!) -sigh-

crowd: YEAH! -cheer- WE LOVE YOU BILLIE!

Billie Joe: -manly chuckle- Thanks! It's great to be here! My thanks goes out to all of you, (waves hand over to crowd) and to you Dark.Angel for inviting me! (goes and takes seat next to Ashley)

Hostess: Thank you Billie! Now it's time to introduce the contestants!

(turns to the right of the stage. Starts at the top left-right) Alanna, George, Neal, Numair, Daine, (bottom left-right) Jonathan, Thayet, Buri, Raoul, Kel, and Dom!

Now the order will be as follows…. (chooses randomly from hat) Daine, Raoul, Alanna, Jonathan, Thayet, George, Neal, Dom, Numair, and Kel!

crowd: -cheer-

Hostess: Now Daine, please come and give the name of your song!

Daine: (grabs microphone) -cough- I will be singing You and Me by Lifehouse.

A/NWeeeel what did u think? R/R! Flames accepted!