Funny Things About Super Smash Brothers Melee

By: DFCC and her weird sister

1.) Samas looks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle when she has green armor on.

2.) Kirby looks like a Heartless from Kingdom Hearts when he swallows Mr. Game & Watch.

3.) King K. Rool went on a diet to be featured in this game as a trophy.

4.) Ganondorf and Jigglepuff is a strange team-up.

5.) Sister says "You can play the orange PoPo and I can play the pink PoPo.

6.) Mr. Game & Watch can be used as a traffic light.

7.) Fox and Falco both start with 'F'. That's why they always lose if you go against them.

8.) Doesn't Mewtwo look pretty in lavender? (Lav…en…der)

9.) Marth looks like an angel in white armor. (me and my sis ate steak for dinner…not sure where that came from…)

10.) Mewtwo sounds like he's constipated when he attacks and Captain Falcon sounds like he's constipated when he dies.

11.) Bowser was so fat that he couldn't see that there was a motion-sensor bomb under him.

12.) It's a bad idea to turn invisible when you have a giant flower on your head.

13.) Avoid getting hugged by a zombie. It hurts!

14.) We advise players not to walk towards an enemy when they have a wacky hammer in their possession.