If you don't get it type "Mr Stabby" into google so you don't think I'm a few fries short of a happy meal as Lou says.

I don't pwn it. I just try to make it vaguely amusing.


Mr Stabby! Do do do do do do! Do do do do do! It's Mr Stabby!"

The Doctor was singing as he danced round the control room brandishing a knife. Just then Rose walked in.

"DOCTOR! What did I tell you about Mr Stabby!"

The Doctor looked sheepish.

"Mr Stabby is not a toy and shouldn'tbe waved around in the TARDIS..."

"Thank you!" She confiscated My Stabby off him and walked out muttering about how bad the internet was for him.


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