This is edited from its original version, since I felt like it deserved it. And I wanted to write a sequel.

Sort of an AU like either…Sasuke returned or he never left. You take your pick.

What kind of game is that?

Sakura growled at the two boys gazing at her. Lee and Naruto kept watching her, talking to each other and grinning. By the looks of it, they were plotting something, and she was part of it. Sasuke rolled his eyes for the fifth time, not wanting to be bothered. Ino continued to talk to Hinata, who was sheepishly nodding her head, or saying 'uh-huh'.

They were all about the age 16 or up. They felt like a decade had passed since the academy days.

The six of them were bored, and hot. It was way too hot to train. Sasuke even claimed that it was a little too hot for him to want to train in. They decided to take cover in Naruto's house, which contained an air conditioner that sounded as if it were going to explode, and fans too weak to push much air around.

It was so hot, everyone wore tanks and shorts. Nobody wore shoes. Even Hinata wore light clothing, heck, even Sasuke wore only a white tank and his normal shorts, which made Sakura and Ino stare.

"This is boring..." Naruto complained.

"I know what you mean" Sakura mumble, adjusting her un-zipped shirt. That explained her received oggling and stares. She slouched back against the wall, leaning her head on a near by table.

"We could go get ice cream." Hinata suggested, ignoring Ino's whines of her not even listening to her.

"None of us have enough money" Sakura said with a sour face. She wished Sasuke would buy her ice cream.

Naruto sluggishly rose up, and walked toward the fridge. He opened the door and stood there.

"What on earth are you doing?" Lee asked, also getting up to stand in the cool air.

"It feel nice." Naruto spoke gruffly, sounding like a cave man.

"Yeah..." Lee agreed tipping over slightly, trying to retrieve any coolness that didn't hit Naruto.

"Wow. This kinda Pathetic, don't you think?" Neji walked through the open door, wearing trunks and grey t-shirt that was obviously sticking to him. In the door way behind him was, which was baring little breeze, was Shikamaru, Tenten, and Kiba.

"We have come baring entertainment!" Tenten joked, walking over to sit near Sakura. Ino suddenly looked up in excitement at Shikamaru, and smiled.

"Ino, whatcha ya so excited for?" Sakura teased. She quickly thought. She noticed that there was now ten people there at Naruto's.

"I just got a deviant idea. Sakura, you might contain some knowledge of...Perfect ten?"

"Mmm! Ino! What a good plan!"

"Oh Ino! That's so, so...immature!" Tenten replied, trying not to show interest. Hinata giggled, knowing vaguely what 'Perfect Ten' was. The guys just sat there, kinda dumb-struck.

"What the hell is 'Perfect Ten'?" Naruto asked, kinda curious about the game. Sasuke felt himself become a little edgy.

"Sakura?" Ino cued.

"Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Promise to Repeat." Sakura Chanted.

"Cherry Bomb, Fire Bomb, Octopus, Bubble Gum." Ino continued.

"Or do you chose...Bones in a Closet? Sitting on a Cloud?" Hinata ended, kinda shocking everyone.

All the men gulped. About half of them caught the first part of the rhyme. Akamaru barked.

"What do you do?" Lee asked, feeling nervous about it.

"The players complete the list of activities, the Perfect Ten, and go through the list without doubling it. Everyone has one chance to be a victim and a Perfect."

"What does all of it mean; I only caught like, the first phrase, which made sense. This all sounds terribly troublesome," Shikamaru complained, crossing his arms grumpily.

"Why don't we play and find out Shikamaru-kun?" Ino replied, winking.

"Sure, I think we're all willing to do anything at this point to avoid boredom further more." Kiba said, speaking for the guys at this point.

"Let's begin. How 'bout you start us off as victim Kiba?" Sakura incurred. "Naruto can be the Perfect this round." Sakura handed the list and told him to mark off whatever Kiba used while crossing their names off as well. Naruto showed the list to Kiba.

"Um, I think I'll play it safe with Truth." He scratched his head awkwardly.

"Alright..." Naruto thought hard of a question to give to Kiba. "I got it! If the situation called for, and your life depended on it, would you eat your dog?"

"Naruto! What kind of question is that?" Sakura asked feeling a little disgusted.

"Ur, well considering Akamaru is a really loyal and great pet, and me being the owner I am and would never be selfish enough to let my dog starve. I would. No owner lets a good pet die such a long death."

The men shook their heads in understanding, while the girls rose their eye brows in confusion.

"Very honorable." Neji incurred. "Can I be the next Perfect?"

"Sure, I was going to say Sakura was next for being victim."

"Ino!" Sakura whined "fine..." she sighed in defeat, thinking what to use. "I'll chose dare." 'Can't be that risky, could it?'

"Hoping you would, because I am not feeling particularly reserved today." Neji grinned.

Everyone's eyes went as wide as possible. Did Neji really just say that? Everyone fell silent and listened to Neji closely.

"W-w-what?" Sakura tried to brace herself for whatever it was. She really didn't expect him to ever say that.

"I dare you to flash three boys in the other room, including me. You chose the other two."

"Uh...are you serious?"

"Why wouldn't I be?" He never let the grin vanish. He was not sure why, but he was in fact feeling fairly perverse today.

"I think I chose Sasuke and uh...Kiba." Sakura sighed. 'I don't think I like the idea of Naruto or Lee looking at my chest.'

She walked into the other room, with Sasuke, Kiba and Neji following. A moment later they came back blushing lightly.

"Sooo, who wants to go next?" Ino called, trying to get volunteers. "No takers?"

"I'll be Perfect." Shikamaru said, standing up.

"I guess I'll be the victim. I chose uh…Octopus." Ino regretted it immediately, recalling that she in fact, could not recall what it was.

"Whoa! Gutsy move there Ino!" Tenten called, grinning. Sakura saw his obliviousness and told him in his ear. He suddenly started blushing.

"Do I have to do it?" he asked.

"You don't have to, but when who else do you want to do it?"

His eyes went wide.

"I think I'll just do it myself, how troublesome." He whispered, looking downward.

"Alright...I-Ino, I-I'm a...going to...uh- grope you."

Ino went red in the face. 'Maybe I should have chosen another one I knew, I forgot what octopus was...'

Shikamaru went over to her and groped both of her boobs. She shifted a little, noticing he was trying to be gentle.

Almost every ones jaw dropped in embarrassment.

"Um, moving on..." Sakura said, trying to draw attention from what just happened. "Naruto, why don't you be our next victim?"

"I'll be Perfect for this turn" Sasuke said almost immediately. Naruto went pale, but sat up straight.

"Uh, sure..." Sakura said, drifting off awkwardly.

"What do you chose Naruto?" Sasuke said, challenging him.

"Double Dare."

"Two dares? I was hoping you would choose Fire Ball, but this is good enough," He grinned. He had already planned this out, and had obviously played before. "Your double dare is to use your Sexy no jutsu, let every guy grope you, and then tell me 'I Naruto Umizaki, pale in comparison to you, Sasuke Uchiha.'"

"Ugh, that's gotta be the worse dare EVER!" Reluctantly he transformed, and walked around letting every guy cop a feel of Naruto's chest. Sasuke grinned largely when he groped him. Then Naruto recited 'I Umizaki Naruto, pale in comparison to you, Uchiha Sasuke.' to him. Sasuke couldn't have been happier.

"What we are doing is sooo dirty!" Tenten said, hoping not to be victim to something perverted. "I gonna be Perfect this time." She announced.

"Uh, I think I'll be the victim." Shikamaru looked at the list to see what was there. 'Promise to repeat, Cherry Bomb, Fire Bomb, Bubble Gum, Bones in a closet, or Sitting on a cloud.'

"I think I'll take cherry bomb..." he sighed 'seems kinda harmless'...

"Ooo! Yes! I was hoping to do this to someone!" Tenten giggled. "What is your ut-most sexual desire, and whom towards?"

"Kuso. I knew I should have gone with Promise to repeat." Shikamaru blush a dark red, and mumbled. "...field...flowers...no...honey"

"Speak up darling!" Tenten taunted in a sing-song voice.

"To be in the field of flowers with Ino...while licking honey off of her while she wore a bikini."

"Whoa. That's kinda hot." Kiba said grinning. "Nice fantasy."

"I think I have to agree with Kiba on this one." Naruto added.

Shikamaru looked at Ino, and caught her blushing extremely red.

"Wow, uh, shall we, umm, continue?" Sakura suggested, squirming a little. She still had not gone up.

People stared to worry about the amount of Perfect Tens left on the list. Just before Lee could say anything, Hinata bolted up wanting to be a Victim number 6.

"Damn..." he mumbled.

"Who will be her Perfect?" Ino asked.

"I'll do it I guess." Lee said, smiling. "What'll it be?"

"S-sitting on a cloud."

"Ah, okay," Sakura quickly whispered what it was in his ear.

"Okay, chose someone Hinata." Lee was jealous that she had gotten such a good choice.

"I chose N-Naruto."

Naruto raised his head at the mention of his name. "What am I doing?" He was standing in front of the fridge yet again.

"You. Go into the closet with Hinata for three minutes."

"Umm, okay." Naruto looked at his small closet. It was going to be a tight fit.

They both got in together and closed the door. They both faced each other and didn't talk. Naruto didn't think about it before, but he started to realize what was squishing into him. It was Hinata. To be specific, it Hinata's chest squishing into him, which was quite big now. He tried to shift to give both of them more room, but he hit something on accident, and was squished further on her.

"Sorry!" He whispered.

"It's alright..."

They stood in silence again. Boy, this was a long three minutes.

Something finally hit Naruto. Literally. He crashed on Hinata, making her gasp. He was in trouble now. When trying to brace himself, his left hand missed the target, or did it?

"Uhhh..." Naruto raked his mind for an excuse. Naruto had groped Hinata's boobs. Sadly enough, he was still doing it, he even just squeezed, just to reassure that it was what he thought it was. She looked up at him. 'Crap! She is totally going to hit me!' He blushed immensely at his predicament.

She just blushed, but he couldn't see that. Naruto started doing something but she couldn't tell what. He released her breast and bent over her her. She could feel his breath on her lips. All she had to do was lean up to capture a kiss. She felt her heart beat faster and faster. "Should I?' She thought, she felt her body tense up.

She closed her eyes, and kissed him. Tenderly and lightly. He pulled her closer, deepening the kiss. She put her arms around the back of his neck, pulling herself as close as she could. Hinata breathed heavily after they parted, "P-perhaps I-I should have d-done that sooner," she whispered having acknowledged his interest by the way he held her.

Then it happened.

They opened the door.

"Time's up people! Get ou-" Sakura stopped her sentence.

The two in the closet didn't seem to notice the open door. But the people outside the door sure did.

Most the boys said 'whoa' when the girls 'awwed'. Naruto finally noticed, but decided on one last kiss. They both blushed madly, finally leaving the closet. He squeezed her hand, and then walked back to sit on his couch, while she returned to sitting on the ground with Ino.

"So...uh, who wants to go next?" Sakura the announcer girl went on.

"I'll be victimized this time," Lee said; there was not much left on the list at this point.

"Oi! I wanna be his Perfect!" Hinata piped up, her mood having been greatly increased. Yet again, she surprises everyone. She knew what was left on the list, and intended to have fun towards a certain cousin if she could.

"Uh, okay."

"So, what do you want off the list?" She did a small evil grin, which everyone was a little creeped-out by, except Naruto. He just thought it was hot.

"Umm, Bones in a Closet."

"Oh, good choice. You get to sit in the closet with anyone I chose. Now who to choose..." Hinata wickedly looked over the room. Everyone was thinking the same thing: What the hell did Naruto do? "I think the lucky candidate shall be...Neji."

Neji's eyes went wide as plates. "Why me?"

"Why him?" Lee whimpered.

"Because I say so."

"Five minutes boys...don't get too frisky!" Tenten chanted, teasingly sticking her tongue out at Neji, and he felt a shutter reach his body. Only five minutes.

They both entered the closet. They stood still not speaking. Suddenly Neji got hit by falling item. He knew it was going to fall, but he couldn't necessarily dodge it. "Oww" he mumbled, rubbing the back of his head. Another item hit slightly larger than the last one and he fell forward, planting his lips somewhere he hoped that they would never be.

"Holy crap that was disgusting!" Neji yelled, barging out of the closet. "You plotted that didn't you?" He glared at Hinata. Then he spat on the floor. Lee was to dumb-struck to register the action. Then it hit him.

"Wow. That was really wrong. Even that grossed me out." Lee walked away, and sat by Kiba and Naruto. Hinata felt very satisfied with the outcome.

It remained silent for a long while.

"So, how is it like kissing another guy?" ask Tenten, grinning broadly.

"Why don't you see for yourself?" Neji bent over and kissed her hard, stroking his tongue over her lips, and then ending it. The grin that was on her face was long gone, replaced with a light blush.

"Soo, who wants to be victim? Who shall it be? Sasuke, Tenten, and Neji are the only ones left. Perfects are Ino, Kiba, and ha, myself!" Sakura grinned, Inner Sakura screamed 'You MUST be Sasuke's Perfect!'. She grinned some more. "The 'activities' left are as follows: Promise to repeat, Fire Bomb, and Bubble Gum. Who wants to be victim?"

Sasuke got up. "I guess will..."

"About damn time Sasuke!" Naruto called, waiting for Sasuke to get up and do it.

"I guess I'll be perfect..." Ino and Sakura both said at the same time.

"I want to!"

"Well I said it first, forehead!"

"Blonde bitch."

"UGH!" Ino pouted, sitting back down. She may not like Sasuke as much as before, but she was always going to be competitive with Sakura.

"So, Sasuke-kun, what fun-filled activity will you chose?"

"Uhh..." Sasuke thought hard. 'I really do NOT want to be caught-up in some perverted antic! But I have a clue on what Fire Bomb and Bubble Gum can cause...' He decided on the only one he was sure wouldn't cause to much of a problem. "I chose Promise to repeat."

Sakura's eyes sparkled in excitement. "Oh really?" She scooted closer to him and started whispering in his ear. He looked like he was about to open his mouth speak but she said something that made him think twice. She finished whispering.

She grinned and nodded when he mouthed 'DO I HAVE TOO?'

"Ugh...I Uchiha Sasuke pledge my unwavering and unconditional love for you, Hyuga Neji. I have never felt this way about any one in my life except for Umizaki Naruto, which I feel has rejected my love." Sasuke made a disgruntled face and sighed.

"I didn't know you felt that way Sasuke! I love you too!" Neji said sarcastically, rolling his eyes.

"I do to love you Sasuke! How could you doubt me!" Naruto cried in the girly-ist voice he could.

The whole room broke out in laughter. After it died down, Kiba said he would be the Perfect this round. Neji silently decided he would face his doom now and not last.

"I chose Fire Bomb."

"Oh! Three dare hit! Yes!" Kiba excitedly started thinking.

"Hey Kiba, you can also give a truth in a fire bomb too!" Ino added for him.

Neji wenced at the ideas they had for him.

"I got it! Your first is a truth. Is it true you like Tenten more than a friend?" He said this sort of suggestively, which really creepy to him.

"Yeah..." He replied, a light blush on his cheeks. Tenten also felt a little red.

"Thanks for telling us, now go yell it out of Naruto's window over there!"

"What? That's ridiculous; I'm not going to do something like that!"

"You have to unless you wanna use chicken."

"Fine." He got up and approached the window. He stuck his head out and yelled 'I like Tenten!' and came back, looking very troubled.

"What's wrong?" Naruto asked.

"Gai Sensei was below the window when I yelled. He gave me an enthusiastic thumb up."

Her face flourished with embarrassment, as well as Neji's.

"Your last dare is to wear Sakura's pink lip gloss the rest of the round!"

"What? That's weird...I guess I'll do it though..."

"So Tenten, you're the last one this round. And by default you are stuck with Bubble gum. How do you feel?" Ino asked. "Now who should I chose for you to Bubble gum? I think I shall continue what Hinata started, and continue to embarrass Neji further!"

Neji raised an eyebrow, and Tenten went into a rainbow of red alone.

Ino handed her a piece of gum. "Have fun!"

"What do they have to do?" Lee asked Sakura.

"Tenten have to chew the gum, and Neji has to fish it out of her mouth." Everyone listened to Sakura as they watched Tenten nervously chewed on the gum. She was breathing extremely fast. 'Oh. My. God. I get to kiss him twice in one day! This is like...a dream!' She thought rapidly. Tenten stood close to him. He dipped down and kissed her more gently than before, sliding his tongue in and retrieving the gum. She felt the lip gloss on his lips. She kissed back one last time lightly.

"Winterfresh," he mumbled to her and she nodded in response. They felt the eyes watching them.

"Wow, today was been fascinating." Sakura sighed...'I gotta kiss Sasuke!' Inner Sakura screamed.

"I say we play another round! It's fun!" Naruto chirped.

"We need a break or the hormones'll be outta control..." Kiba stated, Akamaru barking in agreement.

"Yeah, I think a break is needed..." Sasuke agreed too.

Everyone fanned out of the circle that form during the game and just breathed. Kiba approached Naruto while people seemed to be planning the next game.

"Naruto...what happened in the closet when you were in it?"

"Well, uh...like happened to Neji, the boxes fell on my head too, and then I accidentally groped her, and then...she kissed me. I was going to, but I was chickening out, but then she did, and boy was I happy." Naruto sheepishly, scratching the back of his head.

"Go you! Hey, I was going to try to be Sasuke's Perfect, but I want him to chose Fire Bomb, because I wanna embarrass him. Neji doesn't need that much attention. I have the perfect plan; I just need you to get him to pick it. Could you do that?"

"Sure."

Kiba went back, and sat on the couch. Everyone started forming the circle again after ten minutes. Everyone was prepared this round. They were going all out on this round.

Hinata's grin was a bit more terrifying this time, next to Ino, who looked really tired against the wall. Neji looked very alert, a little more than usual. Sasuke had a scary grin that could rival Hinata's at this point, and Kiba tried to look calm. Naruto remembered what Kiba had said. Fool Sasuke into Fire Bomb. Lee looked a little more prepared for this. He did not want to end up doing something with a guy; he wanted to use Bubble Gum with Sakura.

"So Let's start. Hinata already called first dibs on Perfect. Any Victims?"

"I'll do it." Neji said, looking like he was challenging Hinata.

"What will it be?" Hinata asked, winking at Sakura. She winked back.

"Cherry Bomb." he said.

"Oh ho! You chose Cherry Bomb? Everyone hear that? Neji chose Cherry Bomb!"

He suddenly grumbled at her. "You cheated! You made Ino use that Jutsu to get and my body and make me say that!"

"What are you talking about? Ino hasn't done anything, have you?"

"Nope!" She waved, winking at him.

'Mission: Expose Neji, half way done!'

"Well any Neji nii-san, what is your most sexual desires?"

Everyone in the room had their eyes on Neji, waiting for this response.

"Vanilla icing and jelly beans and Tenten. That's all you need to know."

'Mission: complete.'

"Whoa! He's going to make a cupcake outta her!" The girls giggled, Tenten blushed and looked away.

"How 'bout we go ask you that Hinata-sama?" Neji incurred wanting to get her back.

"Uh...well, modest girls don't have sexual desires."

"Lie, the look in your eye totally tells me you're just as dirty as any other boy."

"What?" a blush crept on her face. Old Hinata started to return, guess Naruto's scary super energy wore off.

"Well, uh, you see..."

"She comes off as the sundae type, you know?" Kiba said.

"Yeah, with syrup's and chopped nuts and...cherries." Shikamaru added."She probably likes caramel."

A vivid image of Hinata came to Naruto's mind that included Shikamaru's ingredients.

"I'd eat it." Naruto said. "Straight off her. Be good with whip cream."

"I did not need to hear that!" Shikamaru and Kiba grimaced while Sasuke held a disgruntled face again.

Hinata was so red, she looked like a cherry. She completely fainted on the ground. Sakura and Ino also blushed. 'I didn't think Naruto would be so...so...'

"Let's move on, shall we?" Tenten broke the awkward moment, "I kinda wanted to go next for victims." 'So I don't get stuck with at the end...'

"I bet you don't have the guts to do it." Ino commented, leaning back against the wall. "I'll do yours if you do mine."

"Pfft, like you would take that chance Ino."

"I will."

"O ho! Alright! So, anyone want to be my Perfect?" Tenten asked, looking around. Everyone was really confused in what was happening, except Sakura, she seemed to get what they were saying, the look on her face expressing that.

"I'll do it." Shikamaru over at them. He figured out what they were talking about. "So, I'm guessing you are going to chose...Octopus?"

"Yeah, what of it?"

"Lee's your groper then. Get her good."

All color left her face. Her eye brow twitched.

"Are you sure that's safe?" Lee asked timidly. Master of Taijutsu or not, Tenten was scary.

"It's not like she can do anything about. She should have known that I would do it."

Lee leaned over and groped one of her boobs. He quickly removed his hand, wishing to keep it.

"I'm surprised there wasn't a 'boobie' trap!" Kiba snickered, Naruto restraining a laugh.

"Well Ino, time to keep your end of the bargain, so, who wants to be her Perfect?"

"I will." Sakura took up the offer.

At that moment, she thought she couldn't have dreaded the next dare more.

"Alright. Bubble Gum."

"You know, I really want to be wicked and give you, oh say, Kiba to fish out the gum, buuuuut..."

Ino stopped breathing.

"I'll be nice, and give you Shikamaru."

Ino's heartbeat sped up as she looked over at Shikamaru, who was talking to Neji. Naruto nudge him and the side and whispered to him in his ear. His neck automatically snapped towards Ino.

"Whatdidyousaynaruto?" He said in one breath.

"You gotta kiss Ino for the gum, y'know?"

Shikamaru couldn't seem to produce any noises when he opened his mouth.

"Go do it already, would ya?" Naruto pushed him towards Ino.

"Well I, well I...ummm..."

"Sheesh, he may be calm during a mission, but when it comes to kissing a girl, he loses his head." Sasuke joked.

"And groping."

Shikamaru faced Ino, he continued to stammer non-coherent things. Ino just sighed. 'He's not going to kiss me, is he?' Just as she thought this, he planted his lips on hers firmly. He wrapped his arm around her waist and pulled her closer. She screamed in her head at the sudden close contact, 'OH MY GOD! DID HE REALLY JUST DO THAT?' His tongue finally entered her mouth. She strained the moan he was creating. His tongue moved around her mouth, playing with hers for the gum. He broke the kiss.

"Stop being unfair. Let me have the gum." He whispered, placing his lips on hers for the seconded time. She stopped fighting his tongue, and let him get the gum. He played with her tongue a bit more, finally getting her to release the moan. He ended the kiss. "If I was going to be embarrassed, I had to embarrass you as well." He whispered again, walking away.

'When did he get so...cool?' The girls all thought, watching the very flushed Ino sit down.

"Well, that's finished."

Hinata finally started to wake up. She rolled over and saw Akamaru sitting near her. He licked her face and barked.

"Oh, Hinata is awake. You just missed Ino and Shikamaru kissing. Oh and Lee groping Tenten." Kiba smiled at her, watching everyone else again. She sat up and watched Naruto yelling at Sasuke, calling him chicken. Sasuke finally got up, and said he was going to chose Fire Bomb.

"Fire Bomb? Again? Awesome, I love doing this, because I have the perfect dares for you!" Kiba grinned, and Sasuke regretted instantly accepting Naruto's challenge. At least Naruto was stuck with Dare. That could turn out for the better.

"So, what are you going to make me do?"

"You have to...use Naruto's sexy no jutsu, kiss him, and say..." Kiba whispered the last part in his ear.

"YOU HAVE TO KILL ME BEFORE I EVER SAY THAT!"

"Chicken?"

"Yes."

"Then you have to..." he whispered in his ear again.

"I think I like the first one more."

"I thought so."

Sasuke transformed using henge. He ended up looking like Ino, with black hair. He went up to Naruto and kissed him full on the lips, and whispered into his ear. He walked afterwards and transformed back, looking extremely disgusted.

"Is it wrong that I extremely aroused by that? Hey can we really go do that?"

"NO!"

"Yet again Naruto, we really didn't need to know that."

Hinata looked at Kiba.

"What did Sasuke say?"

" 'Naruto, I want you to have sex with me out in the forest when the game is done.' "

Hinata gulped.

"Well, your turn Naruto, who's going to be your Perfect?"

"Uh sure, I'll take a dare.

"I want to." Tenten said, grinning. 'Perfect revenge.'

"Naruto-kun, I dare you to kiss Shikamaru-kun."

They looked at each other disgusted.

"WHAT!" they both said at the same time.

"Do it, and don't make me push it to make-out."

Both boys quickly touched lips, and then cussed at their luck.

"Who is next victim? List is Hinata, Kiba, Sakura, Lee, and Shikamaru. Perfect Tens are Sasuke, Neji, Ino, Naruto, and Lee. Items left are Truth, Double Dare, Promise to repeat, Bones in a closet, and sitting on a cloud."

"I wanna go next." Hinata sat up straight, and looked around.

Neji sat up. "I'll be her Perfect Ten."

"T-truth," she twiddled her fingers like usual when became bashful.

"Do you like Naruto more than a friend?"

"Ahhh...hai."

The whole room sighed.

"I was wondering when she would admit it."

"Yeah, I thought she would never say."

"Good thing she didn't faint."

"What! You all knew all along? Why didn't anyone tell me?"

"You're too dense to notice." Sasuke said.

"Well, you're not any better."

"What are you talking about?"

"Your dumb! You won't even give Sakura the time of day! I would have killed to be in your shoes 3 years ago!"

"Wha? Well, it's not that I don't like her, it's just I don't want her, or anyone else hurt! I still haven't avenged my family!"

"What, do you really think she is that weak? If anything, she could make you stronger, and you're just going to let that go? I think she is the only one of your little fan girls that truly loves you! That's why I gave up!"

"I guess you're right. I am dumb. At least I'm not dense."

Naruto just sighed, and ignored the last part. Sasuke looked away from everyone, nervously scratching his head.

"Should we continue?" Tenten asked, wanting to break the tension between everyone.

"Yea, because I want to be Perfect!" Ino said excitedly.

"I kinda wanted to go next as victim." Kiba yawn, resting his chin on his hand. "Double Dare."

Ino thought for a few moments, "Oo! I have good dare! Smell Naruto's laundry! Using your chakara!" Ino squealed. "And I'll tell your second dare in a moment..."

"Eww...gross." Sakura picked up one of his shirts and threw it at Kiba. He instantly plugged his nose.

"Oh gross! Naruto what do you do to your clothes?"

"I train hard, and only wash my laundry every three wearings because I can't afford detergent..."

Kiba sniffed the shirt using his chakara, and threw it across the room instantly.

"So, ready for your next dare?"

"Bring it blondie."

"Ugh! Fine! Since you and Sasuke are the only boys that haven't shared a kiss, you have to kiss Sasuke!"

"Damn, I knew I pushed it calling her blondie."

"Why have I never kissed a girl before, seriously." Sasuke grumbled.

"I forgot about that! Naruto was Sasuke's first kiss! Back at the academy!" Lee laughed.

"Well boys, pucker up!" Ino demanded, not putting up with someone other than forehead calling her blonde.

Sasuke closed his eyes, and Kiba bent over and kissed him, and retreated immediately.

'WHY HAVE KIBA AND NARUTO BOTH KISSED SASUKE BEFORE ME!' Inner Sakura screamed.

"Who's up next?"

"Oi! I wanna be Perfect!" Naruto raised his hand, waving frantically.

"Who wants to have Naruto as their Perfect, who'll be his victim?"

"I will." Lee got up. "I wanna use Sitting on a cloud."

"Damn it!" Sakura whispered, looking at Sasuke. 'THAT WAS MY LAST CHANCE!'

"So, who you going in with?"

"Sakura-chan!"

Everyone looked at Sakura, a light blush appeared on her face.

"Well, uh...sure?"

They walked into the closet and shut the door. Three minutes together in a tiny, hot closet. Something hit her in the head.

"Oww, what the hell is in here?" She opened a box that laid on the ground. She stuck her hand in it and felt around. "What is this?" She pulled out an unraveled scroll, and peered at it in the dark.

"I forgot he has so many scrolls." Lee comment, watching her. "Sakura-chan, do you think I could have one kiss?" He asked, twirling his fingers together nervously.

"I-I suppose..."

Lee took a deep breath and leaned loser. He felt her breath on him, quickening. He leaned over, and just before he bent over, she stopped him.

"Lee-kun, I know you like me. Like, really like me, but I only see you as a friend. I just want you to know, because I really really like Sasuke. So whatever happens in the next 2 minute and 34 seconds, won't be any further." She looked at her watch again.

"Alright, thanks for fufilling my little fantasy." Lee smiled, and then held her hand, gently placing his lips on hers. She squeezed his hand leaning forward on him. He parted. She kissed him on the cheek.

"Because I love you, I will still continue to protect you with my life. I want you to be happy." Lee whispered to her, and she felt her heard flutter at those words.

"Thank you." She kissed him sweetly on the cheek again, hearing the beep of her watch timer.

"Gotta go."

Lee nodded, and opened that door.

Everyone watched has they released the breath they thought they were holding the entire time.

"Whew...so who is up next?"

"I think I'll finally be victim." Sakura said, standing still.

"I'llbeherperfectten!" Sasuke said immediately.

"Promise to repeat then." 'It can't be any worse than who he can stick me in a closet with...'

Sasuke excitedly rushed over to Sakura and whispered in her ear. Her face went white. So it could worse than whoever he could have but in a closet with.

"Naruto-kun," she started in a sickly sweet voice, "…I want to make love to me in your bed. On your couch. Against the wall. On your Counter. And on your floor."

She quickly looked over at the grinning Sasuke, and hit him in the head, or to say, she tried. He blocked her, and grabbed her hand and pulled her close. He kissed her hard on the lips, and whispered so only she could hear "Oh Sakura, why can't it be you and me in all those places?" He was quite content with her thorough embarrassment.

Her head was spinning. 'Did he just KISS ME?' Inner Sakura screamed in excitement on the inside.

"Is that the only reason why you made me say that, is that you could say that cheesey line?"

Everyone looked at the couple quite confused.

"Quit trying to romance her, and let's listen to Lee tell Shikamaru his closet buddy." Ino said a bit edgy

"Eh, let it be you Ino-chan." Lee said happily.

"M-me? Uh well...okay."

Ino got up and walked towards the closet following Shikamaru. Ino closed the door, trying to think of something to say. She suddenly felt Shikamaru's arm around her waist. He pulled her close, nuzzling her neck.

"There is something about you that makes me actually want to do something."

"Yeah, you're usually quite the lazy one."

"Hormones maybe?"

"Maybe the heats getting to your head..." Ino started to trail off. She wrapped her arms around the back of his neck, and took his hair down. She slid her fingers through his hair. "Your hair is always up, I've never seen it down."

"Yours is to y'know..." with saying that, he untied her hair tie. He kissed up her neck, teasing her lips with his tongue.

"You're pretty playful when you want to be." She giggled, quickly stealing a kiss.

"Not at all troublesome." Gently, he kissed her. He pulled her closer, wanting to make her as close as he could. She reacted by pulling him closer, making the kiss intensify. She toyed with his tongue like before, brushing it against the roof of his mouth, and then playing with tip of his tongue. He ran his hands down her side and held her hips against him. Several times he thought, 'What am I doing?', but continued his actions despite what his mind said. He played back with his tongue.

He finally knew what he always wanted to protect. He knew that in order to be a strong ninja, you needed something to protect, and he knew that he wanted to protect her. He finally got her make a small moan, she wrapped one of her legs around him, and leaned on him completely.

"That has to be the most satisfying noise ever." He said grinning at her.

"I think times about up."

"I think your right." Sakura said, opening the closet door on them, exposing them completely. They were still holding each other so close, it made the closet look bigger.

"Your closet seems to be the perfect place for romance, can I use it?" Sasuke joked. About now was when everyone was getting kind of scared of Sasuke's happiness. Maybe the heat was too much for them all.

"Eeek!" Sakura squealed, slamming the door on them. She just realized what they were doing.

"Sakura! Why did you do that for?"

"I have no clue."

Closet opened again, and Ino followed Shikamaru out. He sat on the ground, and she sat in his lap.

"I don't think we should continue playing, that enough for one day." Kiba suggested, getting up off the ground. Akamaru barked again, happily wagging his tail. "C'mon Akamaru, let's go to the woods while there is still a bit of light outside." Akamaru jumped on his head, and they left.

"Me too, I don't want to have completely squandered the day doing nothing..." Lee said, leaving through the open door.

"Sooo, what do you guys wanna do?" Naruto said, laying on the vacant couch, staring at the ceiling. He looked back down at everyone, and noticed Ino and Shikamaru had quietly left too. "Where do you think they went?"

"The nearest open field." Sasuke joked, relaxing on the ground.

"Sasuke!" Sakura yelped, being embarrassed for him.

"It's true I'd say." Neji intervened, getting out of the chair he was sitting in. Tenten got up too. Neji slap her butt saying, "Hurry your buns up girly! We can watch the sunset from the hill." Tenten growled at him and threw a kunai at him, but he just dodged it, letting it hit Naruto's wall. They finally left.

"You guys gonna leave too I suppose?"

"Nope, I was going to send you to the ramen shop to buy us all ramen." Sasuke dug into his back pocket, and threw the wallet at Naruto. "There's 20 in there, get me a beef bowl. Sakura, what do you want?"

"Shrimp."

"Alright, beef, shrimp...Hinata, wanna come with?"

"Sure."

"WE shall be back!...soon." Naruto said as they left, finally closing the door.

"Naruto, are you sure you should have closed the door on them?"

"What's the worst they could do?"

Yeah, I really cleaned it up. The next one will be very different…yet be so very similar.

Mia-san, in and out!