Title: 20 Rules of the Hyoutei Regulars
Character: Hyoutei Regulars
For: LJ 20 facts meme/20balls challenge
Rated: PG
Disclaimer: not mine, cool? cool.

1. If you lose, you're out. Period.
exceptions: Shishido Ryou, Oshitari Yuushi, Mukahi Gakuto, Akutagawa Jirou, Hiyoshi Wakashi, Kabaji Munehiro, Atobe Keigo

2. Never ask anything about Sakaki Tarou's background. Ever.
exceptions: Atobe Keigo (only at certain times)

3. Never question Kantoku's judgment.
exceptions: Atobe Keigo, Shishido Ryou, and Ohtori Choutarou (only when together)

4. Never question Atobe's judgment.
exceptions: Akutagawa Jirou

5. There are no friends in Hyoutei. There are teammates, there are rivals, there are even enemies, but there are no friends.
exceptions: Shishido Ryou, Ohtori Choutarou

6. You learn the Hyoutei chant and how to follow Atobe's snaps before you even watch the non-Regulars practicing.
exceptions: no one

7. When in public, a Regular must always conduct himself with elegance and dignity befitting of a Hyoutei Regular.
exceptions: no one

8. When there's a Regulars team meeting at 4PM, all members (excluding Atobe) are to show up by 3:45PM. Atobe is always the last to arrive.
exceptions: no one

9. Once a month, a Regular will work with a group of pre-Regulars to help them tone their game.
exceptions: Atobe Keigo

10. What goes on in the clubroom stays in the clubroom.
exceptions: no one

11. If a Regular has a girlfriend (or boyfriend, whatever floats your boat), no one is to know about it or the relationship will be dissolved.
exceptions: no one

12. No one touches what belongs to Atobe Keigo. No one.
exceptions: Kabaji Munehiro (only on command)

13. No one is to outshine Atobe Keigo. Ever.
exceptions: no one

14. This shouldn't need to be said, but all Regulars will abstain from alcohol, drugs, smoking, and the like.
exceptions: no one

15. All Regulars will also abstain from sex during tennis season.
exceptions: Oshitari Yuushi, Atobe Keigo

16. No one is allowed to use Shishido's shampoo, conditioner, hair gel, blow dryer, brush, and everything else he uses for his hair except Shishido.
exceptions: Atobe Keigo

17. Don't look in Oshitari's locker. Just don't do it. For your own sanity.
exceptions: if you really want to...

18. If Gakuto flirts with you, let him, but don't reciprocate (Oshitari might kill you.
exceptions: Shishido Ryou (doesn't have to let him), Oshitari Yuushi (can respond)

19. If Ohtori asks you for a favor, just say yes. You'll end up doing it anyway, even if you say no.
exceptions: if you really want to, but you won't succeed

20. No one's allowed to wake Jirou when he's napping.
exceptions: Atobe Keigo, Kabaji Munehiro (only on command)