Forgive me. I have done some kind of injustice to the world by writing this.
Fandom: Naruto
Title: Morning
Word Count: 211
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Neji/Hinata
Warnings: Incest
Disclaimer: Naruto? Not mine.
One morning, Neji awoke to find a soft, supple body lying to his in his bed. Having just recently awakened, Neji thought nothing of this, deciding that if there was a woman in his bed, it must be because fate had seen fit to deem it so. He closed his eyes and prepared to catch a few minutes of sleep.
And then he remembered he was no longer a fatalist. He opened his eyes and shot up and away from Hinata's sleeping form.
His first thought was, "What did I do last night." His next thought was, "Why are we both naked?" The next thought he had was, "Wait. Hinata and I are both naked in my bed." His brain shut down after that.
As for Hinata, she was a Hyuuga, and like all Hyuugas, she could sense when someone was staring at them for an excessive amount of time. She rolled over, blinked three times at Neji, and yawned.
"Neji," she said, her voice even softer than it usually was, "is something wrong?"
Neji's head spun.
"No."
Hinata smiled. "Mmm... Good morning." She then rolled over again and went back to sleep.
Neji watched her fall back asleep. He then got out of bed, got dressed, and went to make breakfast.
This is quite possibly the worst way ever to introduce yourself to the fandom.