Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
This should be funny. I was actually thinking about an angst story, trying to decide what could make Sasuke sad enough to cry on Naruto, and I thought of this. But it didn't fit, so I decided to make it it's own story.
So enjoy this, and please tell me what you think!
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The genin all crowded around the Hokage's door. They and Iruka were listening to the loud sobbing coming from within. They knew it was one of their peers, and the only ones missing were Sasuke and Naruto.
"I… I didn't mean to, Hokage-sama!"
It was Sasuke.
"Just calm down, Sasuke," the Hokage consoled. "What is it?"
"I… I… I didn't mean to kill him!"
"Kill who?"
"Naruto!"
A fresh burst of sobbing ensued. The genin stared at each other. Was this true? Had Sasuke really killed Naruto?
They all sprang away from the door as it burst open. It was quite a sight. Sasuke Uchiha sped from the room, tears streaming from his red, blotched eyes, sobbing at the top of his voice. They didn't know what to be more shocked about: the fact that Sasuke was crying or that he had supposedly killed Naruto.
The stunned genin followed him out into the streets of Konoha, Iruka trailing behind in a daze. Why on Earth would Sasuke kill Naruto?
Actually, he could think of rather many reasons.
The only one more upset than Sasuke was Hinata Hyuuga. She couldn't believe it. Naruto was really dead. And she had never gotten the chance to tell him how she felt. Her Hyuuga blood willed her not to cry, but she led the pack of desperate-for-answers genin, chasing down Sasuke like a dog would a rabbit.
Thus, here was Sasuke, running through Konoha, screaming "I killed Naruto! I killed Naruto!" while crying his obsidian eyes out. Now the genin weren't his only followers. Sasuke was completely unaware that more than half the village was now following him.
He ran and ran, closing the gap to the edge of Konoha. He would have kept going, if a blonde wearing bright orange hadn't stepped in his way. Sasuke flung himself into the arms of Naruto Uzumaki.
"Oh, Naruto… I didn't mean to kill him!"
"Kill who?"
"Naruto!"
"What?"
"I killed him!"
"Who did you kill?"
"Naruto! I killed Naruto!"
It seemed as though Sasuke had definitely abused some sort of drug, until-
"He was such a good cat! I-I didn't mean to hit him with that kunai!"
OWARI
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI know I'm not the only one who's laughing right now.
I suppose Sasuke had a really annoying cat that he decided to name Naruto, but it made for a pretty funny idea.
So, if you think it's funny, if you think it's stupid, or if you just don't think, give me a review!