It was a beautiful day in Konoha. The sun was shining and Sakura could tell it was going to be a great day…. Well except for one thing…
" Oh dammit! I'm going to be late!" Sakura shouted as she quickly left the comfort of her bed, and made her way to the bathroom tripping on her fluffy pink rug in the process.
"Aughhh!" This morning was off to a bad start. Little did Sakura know, it was just the beginning.
" Sakura honey! I forgot to tell you! I used the batteries from your alarm clock for your fathers remote! You know your father, manually changing the channel would drive him off his sanity!" her mother hollered downstairs. Great! Just great!
" Alright mother sheesh, can you atleast tell me before hand!" Sakura tiredly dressed into her ninja outfit with a very exasperated sigh. Sakura ran downstairs and grabbed a piece of toast and headed for the door. She still had to go to team seven's training grounds for some important announcement Kakashi-sensei had told them yesterday
'Hmm… wonder what it is' Sakura thought to herself, while running out of her house.
IS IT THAT IMPORTANT TO WAKE US UP THIS EARLY?
'huh what the- oh you… your awake'
NO DUH! I'M YOUR INNER SELF REMEMBER
No need to shout! GOD you sound like Naruto looking for ramen.
AHHH! I can't help it! I'm cranky in the morningWell whatever c ya!
HEY! WHE-RMMFFSakura really didn't want to talk to her inner self right now. The constant blabbing was making her ears hurt. She was too busy thinking that she didn't notice that her feet had carried her to team 7's training grounds already.
Of course she found her long time crush the human ice block :Uchiha Sasuke. It's been 4 years since he defeated Orochimaru and completed his goal of killing Itachi. To Sakura Sasuke was no longer the young heartthrob that he used to be when they were younger. He was now so much more than that. He was well, a teammate, a friend and her dream. But that dream she struggled so hard to reach seemed so unreachable. Even after all these years nothing had changed between the two. Well she earned his friendship that's for sure, but I guess that was all there was to it. C'mon even Naruto was closer to him!. Only Kami knows how long she'll keep it up. Sakura sighed, well no use thinking about it now.
"Ohayo Sasuke-kun!" Sakura greeted with a radiant smile and joyous emerald eyes.
"hn" Sasuke didn't even bother opening his eyes as he leaned on the bridge railing.
Sigh, same old Sasuke. It's like him being social to anyone would be the death of him. Sakura seated herself on the other railing of the bridge and began swinging her legs freely. She loved this time of year. Spring had brought the bloom of Sakura flowers all around Konoha.
" GOOD MORNING SAKURA-CHAN! SASUKE –TEME!"
Well she knew where that was coming from. Ah the idiot.
"Hn, Dobe" Sasuke muttered under his breath.
" WHAT DID YOU SAY SASUKE-TEME?" Naruto yelled at Sasuke as if he was deaf
" Hn you heard me Dobe" Sasuke smirked as he looked at the fuming blonde in front of him.
" ATLEAST I'M NOT STUPID LIKE YOU!" Naruto pointed an accusing finger at Sasuke.
"That's exactly what you are"
" CHIKEN HEAD!"
"Idiotic moron"
"BASTARD!"
"D-o-b-e"
" Could you guys cut it out! It's early in the morning and you've already managed to fight!" Sakura groaned under her breath. It was like every other morning they had, Sasuke and Naruto would always try to top one another even with name-calling. But of course Sasuke would always hold on to his stoic emotionless face as ever. While Naruto yells at the top of his lungs. OH JOY.
" Hmph!" Naruto gave a snort to Sasuke before running towards Sakura. Then he started chatting about useless things like How he loves ramen till the ends of the earth. Well that was all she remembered since she completely blocked him out after that. Sakura couldn't help but steal glances at Sasuke once in a while if she gets the chance.
"hmmm.." Sakura sighed dreamily at Sasuke. She's always like this whenever their sensei was late, so why stop now? ' Dammit I shouldn't be staring at him!
Oh reeeaalllyyy'yes'
Why the hell not?'becau-'
Hello yoohoo?'Oh my god he just glanced at me!
Um probably cause you have drool on the side of your face….
'Huh?'
so….
You….
Should….
Probably….
SNAP OUT OF IT! Sakura was mentally slapped by her inner who was fuming.
Click.
" What the hell did you do that for?" Sakura roared. Earning a shocked look at Naruto and a what-the-hell-is-the-matter-with-you-look from Sasuke including a raised eyebrow.
"S-Sakura-Chan are you alright?" Naruto said cautiously. He was suddenly 2 feet away on the ground.. with his hair blown back and a very terrified look.
In the sand village…
"Gaara are you alright?" Temari asked with a worried look on her face. Apparently she heard a terrified scream in Gaara's quarters.
"What's the matter?"
"Huff, huff, I had a dream about a psycho girl who was having a fight with herself" Gaara was sweating a waterfall.
"Oh there, there, it was just a dream," Temari cooed.
"Do you want your teddy Dodongo?"
"Huh, yeah"
"okay here's your snuggly-muffin's!" Temari squeaked. While Gaara slowly fell back to sleep. Sucking his thumb and holding little Dodongo tightly. Temari slowly tiptoed out of his room. A few minutes later, she returned with …oh what's this?
"Hehehe.." Temari grinned mischievously with a look that could make Itachi pee in his pants.
"Time for a little pay back little brother.."
Click. A bright flash centered on Gaara as his photo slipped out of Temari's camera. (A.N: Dun, dun, dun! Evil background music.)Temari's like 0.0
W-what was that?" Temari whispered. She could've sworn she heard evil background music. ' Probably nothing'
" Now, time to get this baby in the net…"
"MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Temari backed up to a dark corner laughing maniacally and disappeared. 0.0 Looks like Sakura isn't the only one with problems.
Back in team 7….
"oh,uh-uh w-what was that Naruto?" Sakura suddenly realized what she had done.
'Damn' Sakura thought. 'I just acted like an idiot in front of Sasuke!'
Nice going genius'I don't have time for you, I've got to cover this up!'
Poof. A cloud of smoke appeared in front of team7.
" Yo" Kakashi greeted. 'Phew! Saved, for now'
"um, YOUR LATE AGAIN KAKASHI SENSEI!" Sakura scolded.
"YEAH! WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE NOW SENSEI?" Naruto joined in.
" Well I was making my way here when I got-" Kakashi was interrupted.
"lost in the path of life?" Sakura finished for him. He has the same lame excuse every day. I got lost in the path of life, or I got temporary amnesia and forgot. It was really tiring.
Kakashi was speechless. " Hey , How did you know?" Everyone sweat dropped.
"IT'S THE SAME LAME EXCUSE EVERYTIME!" Naruto snapped.
" Can we just get it over with the training?" Sasuke said with a sigh. Seriously he was getting really annoyed by the antics. He just wanted to train and get it over with. He's already experienced his usual morning of torture…
FlashbackSasuke lay in his bed exhausted from yesterday's training. Kakashi just taught him a new jutsu that used up a lot of chakra. As much as he wanted to sleep, team seven was suppose to have a meeting today, and Kakashi said it was urgent. Last time he called us for something urgent was to search the whole entire training grounds for his lost perverted book. 5:00 in the friggin morning!
'Arg stupid birds chirping so friggin loudly!' Sasuke though very irritated indeed. He kept tossing and turning in his bed. Finally getting out of his bed, he went to his fridge and grabbed something hard. He went through the window and opened it for some fresh air.
"Shut UP!" Sasuke then threw the hard object on the near by tree in his house. Sadly it missed its target.( A bird of course)
" Kyaaaaaaaaaa!" Sasuke leaned on his window to find where the scream had come fom. His eyes widened to the sight he saw. It was terrible, horrible, his worst nightmare… FANGIRLS.
"OH MY GOD! SASUKE-KUN THREW THIS CHEESE AT ME AS A SIGN OF HIS UNDYING LOVE !KYAAAA!"
"THAT'S MY CHEESE HE WANTS ME TO HAVE IT!"
"NO MEEE!"
" AHHH! SASUKE-KUN'S SHIRTLESS!"After this announcement a few girls fainted while the rest fought for Sasuke's proclaimed love cheese. Sasuke death glared all of them but the fan-girls only screamed in response. Sasuke shook his head and began to get dressed. Those stupid fan-girls just can't get it through their thick skulls that Sasuke doesn't like any of them except for HER.
'Wait what? Where the hell did that come from?"
HEHE FROM ME
'okay who the hell are you?'
I'M YOUR ANGEL. NO JUST KIDDI'N I'M YOUR INNER SELF!
IDIOT.
'I don't have an inner self! God I must be going insane'
THAT'S ALSO TRUE BUT SERIOUSLY, I AM YOUR INNER SELF. THE PART OF YOU THAT KNOWS HOW YOU TRULY FEEL AND YOUR INNER EMOTIONS.
I don't have emotions
YES YOU DO
No
YES
No
YES
No
ARG IT DOESN'T MATTER. THE REASON I'M HERE AFTER YOU SHOVED ME IN THE BACK OF YOUR BRAIN IS TO LET YOU KNOW ABOUT HOW YOU REALLY FEEL ABOUT. "HER"
Who's that? Sasuke was trying to deny that he knows what his inner is talking about.
YOU ARE SO IN- DENIAL.
SAKURASakura…she is a teammate nothing more.
OH REALLY THEN WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME WHEN SHE BENT DOWN TO PICK UP HER KUNAI AND U STARED AT HER "AHEM-HEM"
What! Sasuke got red as a tomato.
Arg I'm not talking to you anymore I'm going to be late and for your information that was by accident!
FINE WE'LL TALK AGAIN… LATER…. PERVERT…HEHE
Sasuke dismissed his thoughts and tried to put on his stoic face. Good. He was back to his normal self again. For now.
End Flash back
"Sasuke-kun Sasuke-kun are you okay?" Sakura looked at Sasuke's lost-in-thought face. Sasuke was never out of focus. Wonder what's bothering him? (A.N:lol bootilicious)
" HEY SASUKE TEME!" Naruto threw a pebble at Sasuke but luckily he was in time to doge it. He finally snapped out of his reverie and realized what just happened.
" Stupid dobe" Sasuke glared at Naruto as if he was burning a hole through his body. Naruto on the other hand wasn't paying attention to what Sasuke said.
"Ahem. Is everyone still distracted or can I continue?" Team 7 finally listened to their sensei.
" Well, I gathered you all here to tell you that…"
A.N: Well, what do you guys think? So far so good ? Well this is my first fanfic so I hope I did okay. Send me reviews and I'll update! go easy on me lol.
Ps: Of course this isn't a one shot, obviously..