Warnings: Crack, Yaoi, and Mpreg, if you don't know what any of those are, don't read.
Rating: R?
Haruhi had noticed the looks Kyouya-sempai and Tamaki-sempai had been giving each other all day. Though, pretty much everyone had noticed. It was hard not to. They were similar to the looks Renge-chan had been giving Haruhi, and the ones the twins often shared. Needless to say, no one was surprised when Tamaki decided to end the Host Club early for the day, and (mostly) everyone tried ignore Kyouya inviting Tamaki over to his estate for the night.
Later that night…
None of the house staff was getting much sleep. A few of them had decided they'd subtly hint to Master Kyouya about getting the bedroom soundproofed.
"Ah! Tamaki, harder!" Kyouya's voice rang out through the mansion, both his and Tamaki's grunts and moans echoing in time with the creaking of the mattress and the thumping of the bed against the wall.
"Oh, god, you're so tight." Tamaki groaned as he continuously thrust into the darker haired boy.
Finally with one loud moan, they released, their mess shooting all over, making a mess of the blankets.
A few weeks later, early in the morning…
"Ah…I feel sick." Kyouya groaned running into the bathroom. Moments later Tamaki heard the sound of retching.
"I'll call the doctor." Tamaki picked up Kyouya's cell from the bedside table and dialed the doctor's number.
Later that day at the Host Club…
"Sorry ladies, but it seems Tamaki's missing, and I hear Kyouya's going to be gone for a while. He's on maternity leave." Hikaru said, forlornly comforting the poor ladies who missed their King. "But do not fret, Kaoru and myself will be taking charge from now on!"
Three months later…
"When are you due, Kyouya-sempai?" Haruhi asked putting her hand against Kyouya's protruding stomache.
"April 6th." He said.
"Do you know if it's going to be a boy or a girl?" Kaoru asked, poking at Kyouya's stomache, until Tamaki swatted his hand away.
"It's too early to tell, any suggestions for names?" Kyouya said.
"You should name them Usa-chan!" Hunny enthusiastically suggested.
"Usa-chan…I like it." Tamaki said, and so the kid was named Usa-chan.
And the Host Club was never the same again.
Notes: Please review, I want to know how much you hated/loved this. It took me about 20 whole minutes to write!