Gaara pupils:Hey to all you readers were back with more.
Gaara pupil 1:lets start the story.
"W-w-well I-i-i-i'm...pregant"said Hinata
"Wow, i'm going to be a...dad."Naruto said as he sat back on the bed.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"Rang a scream through the whole house.
"What was that?"questioned Naruto as he opened the door.
Temari ran screaming at the top of her lungs,she raced into the room still screaming.
"Whats the matter Temari-chan?"
"Gaara,kin,konohamaru...Ewwwww!"screamed Temari.
"Wow Gaara hasn't been here a week and he's gettin' some"Naruto said with his trademark fox grin.
Temari looked up at him him like he was the stupidest person alive.Things got quiet,back to normal when naruto thought,'I wonder what Sasuke is doing?'
Deep in cave outside of Konoha--
Sasuke was tied to ceiling when Itachi said,"Your name is Toby"
"What the hell.Ahh!"yelled Sasuke as he was whipped
"I said your name is Toby"Itachi said as he raised the whip
"Sasuke... Uchiha.Ahhh!shit! man whats with this Toby shit"
"I just finished wacthing Roots."
"You suck.When are we going,this caves sucks."
"Why are you so eager to leave,you have no place to go"
"So"
"We'll make our reappearance soon"
"I have a question"
"What would that be?"
"SINCE WHEN WAS I KUNTA KINTE!"
--back with naruto--
Naruto was at his office completing paper work,Still wondering what happened that morning.
"I can't believe I wanted to do this!"yelled Naruto.He searched through the files when ran across a file that read"Yoko,Kohaku A ranked crimanal" in blood red letters.His eyes opened wide and his hands shook as he opened the file three pictures,and a couple of paperslayed on his desk.Naruto look at the first paper it read,"Yoko kohaku
profile:
age:19
date of birth: mach 12
bloode type:B
Eye color:Blue
hair color:blond
Relatives:Yoko,Arashi,and Yoko Riku.
information:
Registration #:00166
Rank: Jonin.
Justu:
Rasengan (Spiraling Sphere),Odama Rasengan (Great Ball Rasengan),Kuchiyose no Jutsu (Summoning Technique),Fuuinjutsu Shiki Fuujin(perfected Demonic Soul Seal)."
'So he had some good justu'thought Naruto as he flipped the page.the second page had a picture of kohaku and the 4th under that it read,"Yoko Kohaku loses what could be his only chance to be the hokage to his son,Arashi.Two years later Kyuubi was sealed into arashi's new born brother,leaving him with little chakra he then was killed by Kohaku before he fled."
"So my brother was the forth"said Naruto"And my fathers more of an jackass then before"
Naruto finished his other work,and left,He met with team seven in his training ground.
--narutos training grounds-------
"Hey boss!When is our next mission"asked Udon.
"Lets see last time I checked Tsunade needed some weeds pulled."
"Thats not a mission that ass-ramming-dunkey-shit!"yelled Konohamaru
"Then what did you have in mind?"
"Something that wasn't in the village,something A or S ranked!"
"Will you stop doing it in my house"
"Sure"
"By the way what happen this morning?"
"Well Gaara and kin were doing it and I walked in and I just stayed and wacthed."
"Why were you wacthing when you could of had your way with me?"ask Moegi
"Anyway there are two missions first we wait for sasuke and Itachi to come back the after we make peace we go looking for Orochimaru.we'll be leaving in nine month and three weeks... so I can see my kid.Since this mission is highly ranked we'll be taking four medical nins an three Jonin any questions?"asked Naruto
"Who'd you knock up?"Udon questioned
"Hinata,and thats not the question I meant"
Two weeks later
Naruto sat in his office with the other kages when Gaara said,"In your up comeing I would be honered to help"
"Thanks Gaara-kun."said Naruto
"So what now,I mean evrything been quiet here,and everywhere else"said Kin
"Naruto your friend is here"Said Gaara
"How did you find me"Sasuke asked
"Your not a mime,I heard you in the hallway"
"Sasuke you bastard you left mid-fight on me,I'm going to kick your ass"
"Shutup.Whats with theses two losers anyway?"
"I don't know they just moved into my house"
"Hey If I recall you invited us"said Gaara
"That doesn't prove your not a loser"Sas replied with a smirk
"Well five years ago I kick you across the forest"
"Whatever I'll meet see you later I need to change cloth."
"Yeah bring your brother with you"Naruto said before he walked out
"Hmn."
Naruto's house---
Sasuke came over thirty minutes later wearing a black and silver jacket with Uchiha crest on the backand some black and silver shorts.
"Oh my god its Danny phantom"Said Naruto
"Shut it dope before I tear you a new one"barked Sasuke
"you couldn't tear a bag but really what are you wearing."
"This was the only thing That fits me"
"Where is Itachi."
"You called Hokage-sama"Said Itachi
Itachi was dressed in his old anbu captin uniform
"Sasuke barely talks about you,and when he did you semmed more of the extreme evil person"
"I have my...moments"
"Well before the fun happens I think you should know the plan.Where going after Orochimaru.we'll be leaving in nine month. We already have uor team ready so,any question."
"Hmn."
"Hmn."
"You two act like twins"
"Well I don't treat people like Kunta Kinte!"
"That was a once in a life time thing get over it!"
"Okay,lets move..on."Kin slowy said.
"Well now that over and done lets have some fun!"
And with that I end this chapter tell it to me striaght:Was it good,funny,stupid,hell raising,or ass-ramming-dunkey-shit.So tell me...R&R